Clone Talk 2
A/n: "Hey again, back for another episode of clone talk now are we?"
"So this is the author note section?" Safia asks entering.
"Safia?! What are you doing here?"
"What do you mean 'What am I doing here?' I'm the star of this episode." She takes seat beside me. "So shall we begin?"
"Hey! That's my line"
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Blake: "Hey everyone! Welcome to Clone Talk"
*Audience cheers and claps*
"I'm your host Blake Belladona. Today we have a special guest. From another dimension a Time Traveler has reached us. I welcome Sapphire Rose"
*Audience claps as Sapphire Rose appears from a time shift. She slams her katana downward sending wood planks flying into the air. She quickly freezes them mid-air and reverses time, reversing the damage. The audience claps at her performance*
Safia: "Time's Up!"
Blake: "Wow! What a show. Let's give another hand for Sapphire"
Safia: "Thank you but, please call me Safia"
Blake: "Sure thing. So Safia..."
*Blake takes a sip of her cup of water*
"Your last name is also Rose, like Ruby's. Why is that?"
Safia: "Well in my world, my parents had become deceased so my Uncle Ozpin had me stay with Ruby and Yang. I guess I kinda adopted the name"
Blake: "Fascinating. Your Ruby is like a sister to you?"
Safia: "You can say that. She usually helps keep me in check. I might have a few outbursts at times but it is really nice to see that there is always someone right by my side"
*audience awes as Blake takes another sip of her water*
Blake: "*Hic* Oh excuse me. I must say, your clothing style has to be one of a kind"
Safia: "Oh thanks for noticing. I guess it's sort of a SWAT uniform. I like to have some decent but light-weight armor and it's the best for cold conditions"
*Blake takes another sip of water. Her face begins to blush as she sways lightly from side to side*
Blake: "So most Semblances have a side effect or ability. For Ruby, she has an increase in her walking or jogging speed, Yang uses the extra damage for her strength and so on. What do you have?"
Safia: "Oh! So have this ability called Pyschometry. I'm able to view am object's past just by touching them"
*Blake takes a gulp of the water*
Blake: "Really? Maybe you can try this ribbon?"
*A stage-hand hands her a black ribbon*
Safia: "Hmm. Sure why not"
*Safia holds the ribbon and closes her eyes. She seemed to be concentrating on something*
"I see...black hair, yellow eyes? Ah cat fur. This is your ribbon isn't it?"
Blake: "Wow, *hic* your good *hic*"
Safia: "I know. Um are you feeling alright?"
Blake: "Yep I'm fine *hic* really"
*Blake's blush grows a bright red as her swaying worsened. Xaito walks on stage in a doctor's outfit*
Xaito: "The Doc is in"
*the audience applauds at his appearance*
Safia: "Xaito? What are you doing here?"
Xaito: "Just gonna check on Blake real quick"
*He rushes over to Blake who had face-planted into the table. He raises her arm and checks her pulse, tickles her side and gets whacked on the head. The audience laughs a little*
"Yep she's fine. But..."
Safia: "But what?"
Blake: "Suun, is *Hic* that yoou *Hic*?"
*laughter in audience*
Xaito: "Safia did you add some catnip to Blake's drink?"
*Blake pounces onto Xaito and bites his head looking very cute at the same time*
Safia: "Wha- what ever do you mean? I would not do such a thing"
Xaito: "You sure? Then why did I find your DNA on the cup?!
*The audience gasps at Xaito's deduction*
Safia: You have no proof you mule!"
Xaito: "Oh? I very well do good madam"
*Xaito begins to pace around in deep thought*
"You have the Time controlling Semblance, that means you can freeze time at will. I noticed you flick from sitting position to another meaning you were freezing and unfreezing time. Each time you froze time, you added some catnip to Blake's drink making her fall into a catnip drunken state"
*Xaito stops pacing and tilts his head at Safia*
"So what were you trying to do? Sabotage the show? Or do something else worse?"
*Safia giggles, her giggles worsen to chuckles straight into manic laughter*
Safia: "So you found me out. Too bad you don't have the true plan in mind.
Xaito: "And what may that be?"
Safia: "Blake! Look out! Roman's back!"
Xaito: "What! where-"
*Safia sticks a hat like Roman's onto Xaito's head*
Blake: "Your gonna *Hic* regret coming here *Hic* Roman!"
*Blake drunkenly slashes at Xaito. He does his best at dodging but, Blake's maneuvers were erratic and unpredictable*
Xaito: Why me!"
Blake: "Get back *Hic* here!"
Safia: "Thanks for joining us, I'm your guest Safia Rose"
Xaito: "I'll get you back Safia-Ack!"
Blake: "*Hic* See you *Hic* next time"
Safia: "On Clone Talk!"
*Audience laughs and claps as credits roll by*
Host: Blake
Guest: Safia
Meat-Bag: Xaito
Catnip sponsor: Faunus Catnip.
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A/n: "This was so hilarious!" Safia says laughing.
"I really got to stop hurting Xaito"
"Don't this is too hilarious" Safia says laughing some more. Xaito walks in with crutches. His face was covered in cat scratches and bandages.
"Oh my, did something happen to you Xaito?" I ask stifling my laughter.
"Yeah you! I'm going to kil-" Xaito suddenly freezes in time.
"Safia?" I call out.
"Yes?"
"Did you freeze Xaito in time?"
"Maybe" she says innocently.
"Well unfreeze him now"
"Nope."
"Do you want we to get Azur-" Time freezes still. Safia had froze the author in time too.
"Till next time, I bid you adieu" she says with a giggle.
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