((Reader: Why are you doing this instead of Blake Belladonna x Self?))
((Me: I don't know. Let's do this.))

*Jaune Experiments PT 1*

*Tony was actually laying down in Team RWBY dorm reading Vol 2 of "Ninjas of Love,"  covering up due to having a cold, when Ren walk in the dorm. He was looking for someone until he sees Tony on Blake's bed.*

Ren: Hey, Tony.

Tony(sick): Hey, Ren. Are you looking for Khiry?

Ren: As the matter of fact, I am. He did promise us he'll help us train, especially Jaune. We are waiting for him.

*Tony went to the doorway & see Nora, Jaune, & Pyrrha, Armed & ready with their weapons. All of them heard a, "Hold on!" from the halls & they saw me running with hot soup*

Me: Professor Port's stories is very long. Here. I made you some chicken noodle soup to help you with that cold.

*I gave Tony a bowl of chicken noodle soup.*

Tony: Thank you.

Pyrrha: Come on. Why don't you stay in our dorm for a while.

*Pyrrha lead Tony in JNPR's Dorm & sat on Ren's bed while I grabb Deadshot from my bag & at the same time, we went to the others.*

((Note: Deadshot is a great sword that looks like a fire sword with a Marksman gun.))

Me: So we are all ready?

*When I said that, they nodded.*

Nora: Time for practices!

*We all ready ourselves with serious look on our faces....almost all as Jaune look at his weapon, comparing ours to his own.*

Jaune: Uh, you guys go ahead. I'm going to grab something from the room.

Me: Are you sure?

Jaune: I'm sure.

Pyrrha: Ok. Just don't wake up Tony. He's asleep.

*With that last piece of info, Nora Ren, Pyrrha, & I left with a dash. Jaune look to see if there was no sign of us. He then walk in the doorway of RWBY's dorm. He look at his sword one more time, then groan in disappointment. Upon noticing their weapons were left lying around, he gasps in awe before thinking up a devilish idea.

Jaune: I mean, it's not like they're using them.

*Pranks War*

*Due to one of Cardin’s pranks going south by the pools, you and Team RWBY were heading back to the dorm, to cool off. Unknown to Weiss and Blake, a bucket of water was placed above their room door. Luckily for Blake, but unlucky for Weiss, she opened the door, walked in, and got soaked from head to her nice shoes. Much to her annoyance, the other's pop out laughing, in amusement.*

Me: Nice!

Yang: Got her!

Ruby: Ice water for ice queen!

*The next day, Weiss was chuckling to herself, as she was placing the same bucket that Ruby used before. Once done, she went outside of the dorm and waited to see her plan in action. Moments before their dorm door closed, the water was frozen solid. Yang, Blake, me, and Ruby were walking down the corridor.*

Ruby: So I said, "Now that's a katana."

*The buckets did not fall on Ruby, rather slams into the back of my head, causing me to knocked unconscious.*

Yang: Oh my god!

Blake: Khiry!

*Weiss suddenly springs out, smirking. The entire thing was a terribly thought out revenge prank. To Ice Queen herself, however, though it's great.*

Weiss: Ha! Now THAT'S ice water!

Yang: Weiss, I think he's concussed!

Weiss: I think he's pranked is what he is!

*Arcade Games*

*It was an afternoon day & the arcade has some new games & prizes. The door flies open with a slam as Yang, Ren, and Nora are grunting as they land from being thrown out, their weapon being tossed out afterwards. I saw how the owner angrily grumbles as he holds up his fist at them. Nora, stands up, with Ren and Yang over his head, still unconscious, and is clearly angry.*

Nora: Excuse me!

*The door busts opens and a comically oversized teddy bear adorably replaces Yang and Ren on her head, balancing perfectly. As the door slams again, Nora smiles contentedly.*

Nora: Thank you!

*Leaving her friends in a pile on the floor, she gleefully waddles off with her prize atop her head, squeaking every now and then of every steps she take. I came out of the arcade, all mad.*

Me: Damn! So close!

*Yang then regain conscious & look at me being all shocked.*

Yang: Wait a minute! How come the owner kicked you out?!

Me: Oh. I have to take a breather to calm myself down. Give me a minute.

*I went back in the arcade. A couple of second, I was kicked out so hard, it knock me into Yang & we both hit the front of the dumpster.*

*Jaune Experiments PT 2*

*Back in team RWBY's room, Jaune is seen messing around with the girls' weapons like an excited child. Firstly, he plays with Tony's Kurisama.*

Jaune: Wha Cha!

*He starts swinging the other end, that has a kunai & throws it at a wall. When he pull, not only it was stuck, but also the force brung him to the wall. Next, he plays with Ruby's scythe.*

Jaune: Wha Cha!

*He takes a few swings before spinning with it. However, the weapon is clearly too heavy for him and he spins off with a short scream, crashing against something as he gives off an 'Ow'. He lets go of Crescent Rose and begins wearing Yang's gauntlets. He jumps back in with wearing them.*

Jaune: Left hook! Jab! UpperCUUUT!

Jaune: Oh? What's that? You want some of that too?

*After taking a few feint punches, he accidentally triggers a round, being blown back by the recoil. He then returns with Blake's gunblade.*

*With a surprising amount of skill, he throws the weapon into the air and performs a front roll, catching the blade perfectly by the time he stands.*

Jaune: Crouching tiger, Hidden Jaune!

*He then gives off a somewhat smug look that he didn't mess up.*

Jaune: Now THIS is a katana!

*However, while trying throw part of the weapon forward, making ninja noises while doing so, he ends up tossing the entire thing as it clangs against something, probably the wall. Disappointed, he follows it. He hops back with Weiss' Rapier, acting somewhat feminine. He moves slightly with the blade, but then just resorts to wiggling his rump, whistling to himself while doing so. A cough makes him turn around, and gasps in surprise at the sight he's witnessing. A sick Tony and all of team RWBY are there, each reacting differently to the sight before them.*

Ruby: 😀

Blake: (O_O)

Tony: Really?

Yang: 😆
 
Weiss: 😕

*Jaune just smirks, striking a pose.*

Jaune: Don't be jealous. 

Tony: Not really.

*Movie Night: Tony & Blake*

*Tony & Blake went to go see a movie. When they got there, Tony was checking out the posters. He is actually surprised about one with the title, "Hardcore Henry."*

Tony: Heard that movie is like an army based shooter games.

*Blake appeared holding Two movie tickets.*

Blake: I got the tickets.

Tony: Alright, what movie are we going to see?!

Blake: You'll see.

*Blake grab Tony's hand & lead him to theater #3, where he read the title over them, "The Twilight Saga."*

Tony: WHAT!?

Blake: It was my turn to pick the movie. Now come on.

*Blake dragged Tony to his "doom," watching all the The Twilight movies. In one go.*