((Note: I hate night shift. Let's do this.))

*Life of Zwei & Black Hedgehog*

*It was a lazy afternoon as Zwei & I are sleeping on the floor. Yang & Ruby are walking down the hallway til Ruby look at us & just imagine how life as a dog is while Yang look at me & shake her head in disappointment.*

Ruby: Man, I wish I were a dog.

Yang: I bet they got the easy life, Ruby!

*Ruby then nodded & left us in our sleep, without knowing that we heard them.*

Zwei: Ruff ruff?(Our life ain't easy.)

Me: No, it's not.

_Flashback #1_

_*Jaune is cornered by two beowolves. As he is cowering in fear, Zwei jump in & scare the beowolves away by growling, saving Jaune.*_

_Jaune: I'm saved._

_Flashback #2_

_*There is a ticking time bomb in team JNPR & Ren is trying to defuse it, but doesn't know which wire to cut: red or blue.*_

_Ren: Red...or blue...I'm almost out of time. Which is it?!_

_*Just in the nick of time, the Black Hedgehog came in & cut the blue, stopping the countdown process. He bow my head out of respect.*_

_Ren: I....I am saved!_

_Flashback #3_

_*In the kitchen, Weiss is looking for her necklace. It somehow drop from your neck as she is panicking & trying to find it.*_

_Weiss: Oh no, I've lost it, it's gone forever! Father will kill me...._

_*Just when all is lost for our little snowflake, Zwei walk in with her necklace in his mouth & drop it in front of her. She picked it up & feel relief. *_

_Weiss: Oh! Nevermind! I'm saved!_

_Flashback #4_

_*In the front of the store called, "From Dust Till Dawn," are Cinder, Emerald, & Mercury got their butts kick by the Black Hedgehog, as he is dusting himself off & see the villians piled up.*_

_Cinder: My nefarious plans! My evil schemes! All ruined! Curse you, Black Hedgehog!_

_BH: Your dust shop is safe, sir._

_Old man: Hurray._

_Present time_

*Zwei & I got back from all that work. We are going to laid down on the floor & fall asleep. Just then, Ruby & Yang walk in & see that we are still there.*

Ruby: See, Yang? Just like we've left them.

Yang: Don't you two do anything all day? Come on, Khiry. Let's go out on a date.

Ruby: Yeah, c'mon, Zwei! Let's go play outside!

Me: Later......

*Zwei also did a tired whimper as we both laid on our right side & trying to sleep. They are shaking their heads in disappointment.*

Ruby: They are two lazy, little butts.

*Pillow Fight.*

*A quiet day as Ren is reading his book & Sun is hanging upside down in a tree by his tail. Neptune rush to them as he stop panting for a second.*

Neptune: Guys! I just overheard...The girls...Are having...A pillow fight!

*Sun drop down from the tree & fell on his head, completely harmless, but excited while Ren just groan & tried to read his book. Sun & Neptune are acting like girls somehow.*

Sun: WHAAAAAT! Girls having a pillow fight? We have to go!

Neptune: I know!

*Neptune & Sun are twirling around & laughing as they do it while the writer is snickering at the sight. They stop spinning & turn their attention to Ren, who is just looking at them. Neptune realize that he is holding Sun's hand. He let go & Sun is suspecting Ren.*

Sun: Oh, I suppose you're too cool for--

*Sun was interrupted by Ren throwing the book at his head.*

Sun: OW! My brain box!

Ren: You had me at "pillow fight"!

-Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Writer waiting his shift to start.-

*It was a battle in team RWBY's dorm The sister are facing off against the faunuses: Ruby & Yang v.s. (Y/N) & Khiry. Tony was recording this with a camera while Weiss & Blake are watching this, eating Popcorn. Me & Yang are in hiding as Ruby & (Y/N) are stare down, standing on Yang's bed & a pile of desk & chairs, with Zwei acting like a tumbleweed.*

Ruby: (Y/N)! Your sneaking semblance of trouble has finally come to an end!

*You did an evil laugh to mock Ruby.*

(Y/N): Don't be foolish, child! You'll never defeat this deadly alliance!

((Note: Mega man powers include 2, 3, 7, 9, & SFXMM. No rush adapters.))

*Ruby then look determination & load her pillow & smack you, but you block it in time, still knock you to the pile & break it. You activated a purple mirror & I bounce on this & launch two pillows at Ruby. She dodge the first one, but the second one smack Ruby into the bookshelf, knocking her out. Yang jump & shoot the pillow from her Ember Celica, but  I dodge it. The second one & I limbo under the pillow, but it hit you, knocking you out. I turn around & see you out cold. I look back at my firecracker & see she is serious & reload the pillows & starts shooting at me. I use my fire teleport to dodge & post differently from a fighting stance to Michael Jackson pose. I teleport on Yang's bed & blew a heart shaped smoke & teleport.*

Yang: Huh?

*She is searching for me. I teleport behind with a pillow. She saw this & we charge our shot. However, she quickly launch Zwei at me, knocking me out & being lick on. Yang stand victorious, but a price is too steep for one. She gasp at hearing Ruby groan in death as she turn over & play dead. Yang went to her dearest sister. *

Yang: Nooo!

*She hold her head.*

Yang: She was so young...

*With a bit of life, she need to say her last words.*

Ruby: Yang...

*She fake coughing.*

Ruby: Avenge...me....

*She is now making some dying noises & facial expressions, then completely play dead while her sister is heartbroken.*

Tony: Will Yang avenge her sister & defeat the forces of the undead army? Find out next time.

*Tony hit the record button on his scroll & it stop recording.*

Tony: Got it.

*Without knowing, Sun, Neptune, & Ren watch the whole thing, & they were not impress with the pillow fight.*

Sun: This... isn't, what I was expecting.

Neptune: Yeah...

Ren: They have brought dishonor, to the great name of "pillow fights".

Sun: Well, there's only one thing left to do.

*The boys went away & decided to have their own pillow fight.*

-Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Writer chasing Chibi Yang holding a love letter.-

*I was walking down the hallway when I heard Neptune laughing. I took a peek in their dorm & see  them having a girly pillow fight.*

Neptune: This was a great idea!

*Sun jump down in the mix.*

Sun: Hehehe! You can't catch Me!

Ren: I believe that I can catch you!

*They are hitting themselves with pillows. Feathers are flying everywhere & Sun was knock out with a pillow in his mouth. Ren run away, but trip on Sun.*

Ren: Ow! My toe!

*Neptune appear with a feather in his eye.*

Neptune: Ow ow ow, time out, feather in the eye! Feather RIGHT in my eye!

*I shake my head in disappointment & boredom.*

Me: Weak.

((DONE! GOT to go to work. Until then, stay shocking.))