((Note: Playing Crash remastered. Also, adding Nehpets Sanders characters in. http://nehpetssanders.deviantart.com/art/RWBY-OC-s-Male-Reader-s-Teammates-in-the-Story-617144299. Let's do this.))

*The Return of the Pickles*

*A simple day. Not too boring, but not too exciting, (Y/N) is on a date with Weiss (also being helped by Sky), Tony took Blake & Tealle to San Pedro fish market, & Claire & I are listening to music on Youtube.*

Claire: Who knew people can make sure good for me to get down.

Me: I know, right. Hey, look at this. "Ignition(remix) 8 bit"

Claire: 8 bit?

*I click on the video & it's starts playing the 8 bit version of the song, replacing lyrics with notes. We were surprised to bop our heads to it. We went through other 8 bit version like Gangster Paradise, X gonna give it ya, even Ridin' (Dirty). However, when I click on Sky's the limit(not 8-bit), it started to play & Claire is loving the song. My stomach growl.*

Me: I'm gonna grab a snack. Want anything?

Claire: I'm good.

*I left Claire enjoying her music. Meanwhile, Ruby is looking forward to eat her pickles, but the lid is on too tight.*

Ruby: Open up jar! Release my tasty Pickles!

*Sun came in the kitchen & see Ruby with jar trouble & offer some assistance.*

Ruby: Need some help?

*She sighed in defeat to open the jar.*

Ruby: Fine. But only cause I'm starving.

*She gave the jar to Sun as he is going to open it for her.*

Sun: Let me show you how a real man handles this!

*He tried twisting the lid three times, it didn't budge an inch & somehow, he got tired of this.*

Sun: Whoo...They sure make the lids tight on these plastic jars.

*He gave the jar back to Ruby as she is sad. At the same time, I came in & seeing the situation.*

Ruby: Aww...I guess that means no pickles for me.

Me: Let me tried.

*Ruby then gave me the jar & before Sun tell me how tight the lid is, I use my wolf claws to pop the lid. It use a loud pop as it was in the air & I caught it in my hand. I gave Ruby the jar & she is happy.*

Ruby: Thank you, Khiry! You're the best!

*Ruby bounce out of the kitchen with her jar of pickles while Sun walk towards me & ask me a question.*

Sun: How come you don't want Yang to help her?

Me: Oh, boy. I'll tell you.

-Flashback brought to you by Chibi Writer getting love letters from a secret admirer.-

_*Manny, Claire & I are watching Wonder Woman the movie & it is so gorgeously good.*_

_Manny: This DC movie is awesome._

_Claire: Khiry, you were right. This is better._

_Me: Better than the dark knight trilogy._

_*Both of them gasp at what I just said.*_

_Me: Yeah, I said it. Claire, I thought you are eating your dill pickles._

_Claire: I would have if the freaking wasn't on too tight._

_Manny: We could get Yang to help._

_Me: NO! You Never EVER ask Yang for with jars!_

_Claire: Khiry, it can't be that bad._

_*Just after Claire saying that line, Yang Xiao Long came in the room with her senses.*_

_Yang: My best friend sense is tingling! What's that? A jar of pickles?_

_*Realize this could be a problem, I quickly laid my body on Claire's lap in attempt to hide the pickles.*_

_Me: No! You didn't see a jar of pickles. Who said anything about pickles? Claire doesn't want any pickles._

_Claire: Hey! I want pickles & I got the jar to prove it!_

*_She pull the jar out of hiding & Yang quickly grabs it._*

_Yang: You dare to make my best friend & my boyfriend hungry? You're going down, jar!_

*_I quickly pull Claire & Manny away to a nearest wall._*

_Me: Tried to tell you both._

*_Yang is now fighting the jar while stuff is flying. I got hit by Zwei._*

_Yang: Face.....My.....FURY!_

*_She then fire from her Ember Celica & the lid roll to our feet, causing us to look at her proud to got that lid was off._*

_Yang: Here you go, guys! All you have to do was ask._

_*We went towards her while Claire & Manny have different looks on their faces, but thethey shook it off.*_

_Claire: Ok....thanks. Can I have my pickles now?_

_Yang: Sure. Just let me grab one._

_Me: Wait!_

_*My word didn't reach her on time as she use her hand to get one, but thanks to her Ember Celica, it stuck. She tried pulling her hand, shaking it off, nothing.*_

_Yang: Oh...you just don't know when to quit, do you?_

_*She is getting ready to fight the jar again but I tackle her down, causing her shot to bounce from the wall, the ceiling, & the opposite wall to hit & succeeded.*_

-Present time brought to you by Chibi Claire dancing.-

Sun: One more question, where did that shot hit?

*To answer Sun question, I show him my tail, still wrapped up in bandage.*

*Evil Plan*

*Inside a dorm room is a white board with the Ultimate evil plans to unleash lots of grimms & it was plotted by Cinder Fall & Emerald Sustrai.*

Emerald: I'm surprised you written my last name. You look it up?

Me(writer): I had to.

Cinder: Muwahaha! My evil plans are all coming together...Now we just have to make sure no one discovers who we really are.

Emerald: Then...maybe we shouldn't have the evil plans out in the open...like that?

Cinder: It's fiiiine.

Me(writer): Then why do I see three pictures of myself cover with hearts & kisses?

*Cinder & Emerald quickly dash in front of the board.*

Cinder: What pictures?

Me(writer): The ones you're hiding.

Emerald: You can't proof it.

*During our uneasy conversation, Ruby & Nora bust in their dorm, leaving them & me shocked.*

Ruby: Helloooo new friends!

*Cinder & Emerald quickly cover the board with their bodies.*

Cinder: NOT EVIL!

Ruby: Uh, what?

Cinder: Nothing! What do you want?

Ruby: We came to invite you to our BFF party...in which we invite new people we barely know to become our BFFs!

*Cinder & Emerald are disgusted by the thought of it.*

Emerald: Of course you do.

Me(writer, quietly): Why did they do that, but like my picture?

*Nora got curious about the board.*

Nora: Hey, what's that?

Cinder: Get away from there!

*Scared about her Cinder flip the board & hit Emerald's head.*

Cinder: It's...nothing.

Nora: Really? 'Cause it kind of looks some sort of elaborate scheme...

Cinder: Well...its not evil. If that's what you're thinking.

Me(writer): Well...if its not the Ultimate evil plans, what is it?

*Cinder was about to get mad at me, but reminded  that Ruby & Nora is still here, She thought up a lie.*

Cinder: it's a...recipe!

Me(writer): For what?

Cinder: For a cake!

Me(writer): For what?

Cinder: For charity!

Me(writer): For what type of charity?

Cinder: For...uh...

*She look at Emerald in hoping to give us an answer to her "charity cause". She then shrugged & gave an answer.*

Emerald: Kittens?

*I facepalm for the only reason to not believe their lie. Ruby & Nora still have that bored expression.*

Ruby: That... sounds... Amazing!

Nora: Kitten Charity!

*They Both high five & happily blinded by their lie while I shake my head in disappointment.*

Ruby: I knew you guys where BFF material! Oh, you're so nice!

Nora: & TOTALLY not evil!

*Right on cue is Mercury Black(😒) came back from looking up something without knowing Ruby & Nora.*

Mercury: What up evil dudes?

*Cinder hides behind the board, Emerald stand there, looking shocked, while Ruby & Nora is look at him.*

Mercury: Got the 'Kitten Killer 9000' up & ready to-

*He paused & seen Ruby & Nora is here so he back up outta there.*

Mercury: Okay...

Ruby: Anyway... see you later, besties!

*Ruby & Nora skip outta of their dorm, leaving Emerald & Cinder confused at what they did.*

Emerald: They're messing with us right?

Me(writer): No.

*Caked butler*

*Tealle & I are making a moist chocolate cake while Ruby & Sky are making a vanilla cake. As we pour our cake batter in the pan, the girls grab it & put it in the oven. Surprised, Weiss pop up from behind.*

Weiss: What are you doing?

Tealle: We're just making a cake.

Weiss: Yourself? That's ridiculous. Why don't you just have your cake butler bring you one?

*They are confused at what Weiss is talking about.*

Ruby: Cake Butler?

Weiss: Uh....yes! The Butler in charger of cakes? Of all the butlers, I like him the best.

*Weiss then gave up a picture description of her cake butler. She then her attention to Ruby & Tealle, who is not amused.*

Weiss: You do have one, don't you? We had four back at Atlas.

*I look at Sky about this whole cake butler thing & he nodded.*

Sky: Want some answer?

Me: Yes.

*We then left the girls talking.*

Weiss: Even Sky has a cake butler.

*Tealle & Ruby sighed out of confusion.*

Ruby: Can you just watch our cake for a minute? We'll be right back.

*Tealle & Ruby left Weiss near the oven as the snow princess doesn't know anything about the kitchen.*

Weiss: I don't really DO the whole cooking thing. Actually, I don't really spend much time in the 'food room' at all.

Tealle: It called a kitchen, Weiss. Just watch the oven for us.

*Tealle then leaves to catch up with Ruby as Weiss stare at the oven.*

Weiss: Alright oven, don't start any trouble & there won't be any trouble.

*She look up at the oven knobs & buttons that got being all curious.*

Weiss: Hmm...I wonder what all these buttons do?

-5 minutes later-

*Tealle & Ruby came back after checking a funny video out when shockness happens.*

Ruby & Tealle: Ah!

*The drapes are on fire, the oven is smoking, & Weiss is running around with the alarm going off.*

Weiss: Run away! Run away from the fire!

Ruby: Ugh...

*Ruby use her ninja skill & a fire extinguisher to put out the drapes.*

Ruby: We were only gone for 5 minutes! What happened?!

Weiss: Since when are drapes flammable?

Tealle: Always, Weiss! Drapes have always been flammable!

Ruby: The cakes!

*Ruby & Tealle rush to the oven as they drop to their knees & saw their cakes burnt. Sad & heart broken to the sweets, Ruby cover both the cakes up.*

Tealle: Good bye, our delicious friends.

*Ruby wipe a tear from her eye.*

Ruby: They never had a chance...

Weiss: I warned you too, this really is your fault if you think about it.

Ruby: At least help me clean up this mess!

*Weiss then ponder in her head about the words.*

Weiss: What exactly do you mean by 'clean up'?

*Tealle grab the fire extinguisher & spray Weiss until it was empty.*

Weiss: AH!

Tealle: Ask your cake butler.

*Tealle & Ruby leave the room with Weiss still on the floor. Then Tealle throw the fire extinguisher at Weiss' head, knocking her out.*

((Done! I'll be streaming on Twitch. Until then, stay shocking!!))