((Note: got a headache. Let's do this.))

*Bad Boy Jaune*

*It was a quiet afternoon, Blake, Tony, & I are in our dorm. Blake is napping on Tony's lap while I am on Yang's bed. It was going ok.....until my scroll rings & I answered it.*

Me: Hello?

Junior: Hey.

Me: She's there?

Junior: Yeah.

*I groaned in disappointment after finding out that Yang is at Junior's bar.....again.*

Me: I'll be there.

*I hop off the bed & proceed to walk to the garage. Tony is looking at me during the process, without realizing Blake wasn't sleep yet.*

Blake: Khiry left.

Tony: Huh? Are you sleep?

Blake: No.

Tony: Oh.

*Tony started to petted her head & she started to purrs, which is enjoyable to Tony. Blake open her eyes halfway & look at the writer.*

Blake: Out of curiosity, Are you a human or a faunus?

Me(writer): A faunus. Unlike my counter part, I'm a different faunus.

Tony: Really? What kind of faunus are you?

*When the camera is on Me, I look up, as the camera went to my black......rabbit ears.*

Blake: A rabbit faunus?

Me(writer): Yep.

Tony: Guess you have only the ears.

Me: Uhhhh....guess again.

Tony: Both ears & tail?

Me(writer): Yep. Can I go to back to the story?

Blake: We got a couple more question.

Me(writer): Oy.

_Meanwhile_

*Jaune & Zwei are enjoying their "ride" as a couple of bad boys. He is also wearing my helmet(A dirt bike helmet with a flaming meteorite.)*

Jaune: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Am I right, buddy?

Zwei: Woof, woof.

Jaune: Just a couple of bad boys living the care-free life! You with me, pal?

Zwei: Woof, woof.

Jaune: It's me & you against the world, Zwei. Woo-hoo!

*Zwei howl with Jaune, realizing they are on Crimson Rogue, which they didn't turn on, & a fan, that is blowing towards them.*

Jaune: Vroom, Vroom!

*While he is in his own little world, I approached to him with a dead serious look on my face.*

Jaune: Ho-oh, yeah! Bros before..

Me: Jaune..

*He then saw me & I kick the fan away & somehow, turn itself off.*

Me: Get off......my bike.

*Jaune & Zwei got off while Jaune maintane his "Bad boy image" & I got on my bike.*

Jaune: Pretty cool chopper. Chopper...that's what we bad boys like to call it.

Me: Jaune. Your bad boy image is way off. No one is going to take you serious, not even me.

Jaune: Oh, so how could I change into the bad boy?

Me: For starters......

*I take my helmet off his head & put it on my. I turn on my bike & rev it twice.*

Me: ........grow a pair.

*I drove off, leaving a trail of smoke in their faces from my exhaust pipe. Jaune see me gone.*

Jaune: Maybe Khiry's right. I mean, sure, okay, he is tough on the outside, but inside, he's soft.

Zwei: Woof, woof.

Jaune: You're right pal, we don't need a bike, we don't need any girls. We're just a couple of bad boys takin' on the world!

*Surprised cue, Ruby is looking for Zwei. She then walks to them.*

Ruby: ZWEI! There you Are!

*Ruby then petted his head & he is happy about it.*

Ruby: Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?! Who gets all the kisses? You do. Yeah, you DO. Come on, let's go eat Weiss's homework.

*Zwei then follows Ruby to go eat Weiss's homework, leaving Jaune in disbelief after realizing that Ruby was talking to Zwei.*

Jaune: Wait, what? TRAITOR!

*Jaune just went sad after witnessing that.*

Jaune: I'd be a good boy too if it got me all the kissies.

*Neptune's Phobia*

*Sun & Neptune are walking down the streets of Vale when Neptune spot a little puddle of water.*

((Note: I find this ironic. His name is based on water, yet he has aquaphobia.))

Neptune: Hmm?

*He then a car to pass them. Scared enough to wet(no sex pun reference, please!), the car pass them, leaving Sun annoyed by his friend, who is on top of his head.*

Sun: Dude, you gotta get over this.

Neptune: Get...uh...get over what?

*Sun look at the little puddle, disappointed at his friend heavy fear.*

Sun(4th wall breaking): Aren't you scared of Mileena from Mortal Kombat?

Me(writer): Yeah, but I kick that a long time.

Sun: See? Even the writer concur his fear.

Neptune: I'm working on it, okay? I have Tony helping me.

-Flashback brought to you by Chibi Writer & Chibi Winter watching Wonder Woman.-

-Flashback #1-

_*It was raining. Tony went out & let the rain hit his whole body. Neptune peek his head out the door.*_

_Tony: See, Neptune. Water never hurts anyone._

_*When he said that, thunder clap on cue is scaring Neptune more. He close the door & left Tony curious. When the door open wide, Neptune came out with lots of umbrellas around his whole body.*_

_Neptune: Ok, let's go._

_*Neptune then started to walk away from Tony, now have a disappointing look.*_

-Flashback #2-

_*Tony is pushing Neptune into a shower stall & close the curtain behind them. Tony came out of the stall with all of Neptune's clothing....except his goggles.*_

_Tony: Now take a shower. I will be here all day so you don't even escape._

_Neptune: Fine!_

_*Neptune turn the shower on & proceed to clean &  let the water hit his body. A couple of minutes passed & the shower stop. The next thing Tony didn't see coming is that when the shower curtain open, he had a spare set of clothes, his goggles over his eyes, & floating around his arms. He started walking out.*_

_Tony: Bad idea to have wet shoes on._

_Neptune: Why? Wha...Uooh_

_*Neptune slip on wet tile floor & fell.*_

_Tony: That's why._

-Flashback #3-

_Neptune: Hmm..._

_*Neptune is sitting in the lifeguard & Jaune is walking to the pool when he slip & fell in it. Neptune is trying his best to ignored him due to his fear.*_

_Jaune: Help! Someone! I'm drowning! I'm in the water & I'm drowning! Right now! Drowning! I might die! This could be it! If only someone..could jump in the water..& save Me! This is it! I see the light! I'm going toward it! So warm!_

_*Jaune then completely drown with Neptune avert his eyes to see a bubble come & popped with Jaune saying, "dead." Neptune gasp at this. Sun came back from fixing his hair.*_

_Sun: Thanks for covering for me. Had to get this just right. Anything weird happen?_

-Present time-

*Realizing, Neptune sighed.*

Neptune: Okay. Maybe you're right.

*Nora's Gift*

*(Y/N) is coming back from the jewelry store to gift Weiss a present: A pair of diamond earrings that she was eyeing for a few days.*

(Y/N): I hope she likes it.

???: Hiya (Y/N).

*You look towards where Nora is standing, which was in front of you, waving. You walk to her.*

(Y/N): Hi, Nora.

*Nora sees a little box in your hands.*

Nora: What's that?

(Y/N): Oh. A gift I'm giving to Weiss. It's a pair of earrings.

Nora: That's so sweet! I wish I could get Ren something he likes, but I don't know what he likes.

*Nora then went sad for a second.*

(Y/N): Well, why don't you give him something you'll like....other than pancakes?

Nora: Like what?

(Y/N): A pet.

Nora: Does that method work?

(Y/N): I say 75% chance. Maybe more.

*Nora got happy & cheerful again.*

Nora: Yeah! But wait, he will suspected that the gift is a prank by me.

(Y/N): What did you do last time you gave him a gift?

-Flashback brought to you by Chibi Writer giving Chibi Winter a diamond necklace.-

_*Jaune, Pyrrha, & Ren are looking at Nora's gift. She smiles happily at what she got them. Jaune then pull the top off & out came Donkey Kong. Jaune shrieks, then fainted. Everyone looked at him.*_

-Present time-

(Y/N): How did you put a 275lbs gorrila in a box?

Me(writer): Actually, he's 500lbs.

Nora: No wonder he's heavier.

Me(writer): I'm curious. How did you Donkey Kong in your world?

Nora: Banana cream pies!

Me(writer): So typical.

(Y/N): Well, why don't you tell him it a secret admirer?

Nora: Thanks, (Y/N).

*With that Nora dashes off to get her gift ready while you going to see Weiss.*

-Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Writer feeding DK bananas.-

*Nora got her gift ready & in the dorm with Ren.*

Nora: Oh Ren! You have a special delivery!

*Ren then walk towards Nora & the big green present with Pink ribbons.*

Ren: What is It?

*Nora tries to keep her composure, but giggles.*

Nora: I don't know. Maybe it's from your secret admirer who looooooooves you.

*She said as she trace a heart in midair & points at Ren. Ren thinks it is from her.*

Ren: Is it from you?

*She was shocked to hear that.*

Nora: Me? Why would you..?

*Realizing She might blow her cover, she quickly lies her way out of pressure.*

Nora: No! Ha ha! That's so silly you would think that, like I would ever endanger our friendship like that. You're such a silly head. I said, it's from a secret admirer. Aren't you gonna open it?

Ren: I'll pass.

*He then turn around & walk away.*

Nora: What? That's..no! Wait!

*She went in front of him & stopped him.*

Nora: You can't just pass on a present from a secret admirer!

Ren: Why not?

Nora: Because she spent days & days, tons of effort to find just the right gift that expresses the love that she feels for you.

*She said all that & yet, still doesn't want Ren to think she's his secret admirer.*

Nora: Is what I'm guessing. Since she is a secret.

Ren: Right....or, it's a trap from one of our numerous enemies...

*Ren pick Nora up by her arms & put her behind him.*

Ren: ...or worse, another one of your pranks.

*Ren then walk away, leaving a heartbroken Nora whimper a bit.*

Nora: But.. But..

*Then something inside her box started to shake,  raddle, & growl.*

Pyrrha: Um, Nora? Your gift, is kind of, um, growling?

Nora: Oh my gosh! I forgot the airholes!

((Done! Another episode is under my belt. I'll be streaming on Twitch. Until then, stay shocking.))