((Note: I am a idiot.))
((Reader: Why?))
((Me: I left my phone on & it went dead. I lost my progress. & I was so close to finish it.))
((Reader: Awww. It's ok. Try to regain it.))
((Me: I hope. Let's do this.))

*Littering*

*It was a hot & peaceful day as Jaune came from the store as he was walking down & drinking some soda while a blonde haired, monkey faunus, Sun, walk towards him.*

Sun: Hey man! How's it going?

Jaune: Oh, uh hey man, uh, you're talking to me.

*Jaune is shocked & surprised to know that Sun is talking to him for the 1st time.*

Jaune: Never thought I'd see the day. Uh, good, I'm good, great actually, uh, I'm okay. How uh...how things with you?

*What little did Jaune know is that Sun's blue haired friend, Neptune, was sneaking behind him without being notice & hide behind the trash can. He look at him holding the cup. He then knock the cup out of Jaune's hands & hide behind the trash can.*

Jaune: Ah!! Hey!

*Jaune then turn around to find out who did it, but see no one while Sun put on his fake mustache.*

Sun: LITTERIIIING!!!!!

*Jaune then quickly panicked & look at his cup on the ground & look at Sun, who he think he is the officer.*

Jaune: What?! Officer! No! I was framed!

Sun: Likely story!

*Neptune then jump in the scene wearing his mustache a little crooked.*

Neptune: & right next to a trash can? Do you have no heart?

*Neptune then quickly fix his mustache.*

Jaune: No! I'm a good person! I swear! Look! I have a library card!

*Jaune was getting his library card but the junior detectives thought he was pulling out a gun.*

Sun: Woah! Look out!

Neptune: We're going into lockdown!

*Neptune then pulled down his goggles on his face, then tackles Jaune offscreen.*

Neptune: Ow! Ow! Ow! My goggles!

*Neptune's mustache fell off of his face, floated to Sun before softly landed in front of him.*

Sun: Oh, now you've done it!

*Sun then jumped & attack Jaune as well.*

Jaune: Why don't I learn?!

*Little Red Riding Hood*

*Team JNPR is walking to somewhat a small stage as they started to sit down in front of the stage while Ozpin is narrating the scene as a certain wolf faunus is nowhere to be found.*

Ozpin: & now, Team RWBY presents an original stage play entitled "Little Red Riding Hood". Once upon a time, there was an adorable girl who went by the name of Little Red Riding Hood.

*Little Red Riding Hood is being played by Ruby, who jump in on stage & did the "raise the roof" gesture.*

Ruby: What is good in the hood?

Ozpin: Loved by many & known for her colorful hood, Little Red was on a very important mission: to deliver baked goods to her dear sweet grandmother.

Ruby: Yeah, we tried to put her in a home but she wasn't having it. Sooo...gotta go feed her.

*Grandmother is being played by Yang, who jump in on stage wearing fake glasses as she bring her comedy routine to her best.*

Yang: Hey Red! Make sure to bring Grandma some produce this time! These old legs can't run on chocolate chips alone!

Ruby: Yang! This isn't your scene!

*She then switch her fake glasses with the ones that have a nose & mustache.*

Yang: & these aren't even real glasses! Heyo!

*She then got off the stage earning a couple of laughs from Team JNPR.*

Ruby: Ech, amateurs.

Ozpin: But as she frolicked through the woods to her grandmother's cottage she came across a creature who had more..sinister intentions. A big bad wolf!

*The wolf is being played by Blake, who is being suspended up in the air, without her bow on, & look like she didn't really have a choice for this, thanks to that wolf faunus.*

Blake: Okay...why am I the wolf? & why am I flying?

Ruby: Duh, because you're half animal, this part was made for you!

Blake: What about Khiry or Zwei?

Ruby: Khiry is writing the insert.

Writer: Nice going, Ruby. You just broke the 4th wall. She meant the other "Khiry".

Ruby(breaking the 4th wall): Oh. Sorry, Khiry.

Writer: It's ok.

Ruby: Khiry & Tony went out to the store. & Zwei is the stage hand! Plus, the wolf's a bad guy, & you can't be mad at that face!

*Zwei is holding the rope with his mouth & teeth. He then bark, causing him to let go of the rope with his mouth & be happy, leaving Blake faceplanted on the floor.*

Blake: *muffled* I can be mad at that face!

*Blake then got up & dust herself off while Ozpin continues.*

Ozpin: The big bad wolf wanted to gobble up Little Red & her treats, but she had made one terrible mistake...

*Ruby then pulled out Crescent Rose & put it in weapon mode.*

Ozpin: Little Red Riding Hood was a trained warrior with a deadly mechanical scythe!

Ruby: It's also a gun!

Blake: It's that a prop or...

Ruby: Step off, wolfy!

*Ruby cocks Crescent Rose.*

Ozpin: & so, the big bad wolf decided to retreat.

*Blake nodded & proceeds to leave.*

Blake: Heh heh...uh...right.

*Blake quickly bolted off the stage & hide.*

Ozpin: But the wolf wasn't going to give up that easily. She had a plan.

*Ruby then pick up Crescent Rose & her "basket full of treats" as she get ready.*

Ruby: Scene change!

*Ruby got off the stage & Zwei kick the background that has trees to a background that inside a house. A bed fell from the sky.* ((Writer: You're welcome.)) *& Zwei bring Blake back from her hiding spot onto the stage.*

Ozpin: She took a shortcut to Little Red's Grandmother's house. Where she found the old woman sleeping soundly in her bed.

*Blake got up & dust herself off. When she turn her head around, she didn't see "Grandmother".*

Blake: Um...

Ruby&Writer: Yang!

*Yang then slide back on the stage & continue to do her comedy routine.*

Yang: Did somebody say "Grandma"?

Blake: You're looking good for your age.

Yang: I work out.

Blake: Uh, aren't you supposed to be in bed?

Yang: Who's got time for sleep when I've prepared this great song & dance number? &'a one, &'a two..

Ruby&Writer: Stop upstaging everyone & get in the bed!

Yang: This is my one scene! Both of you, get off my back!

Blake: Just get in bed Grandma.

Yang: Easy there wolfy, you haven't even bought me dinner yet! Heyo!

Ruby&Writer: Ugggh...

Blake: Okay, I'm just gonna move this along & eat her.

*Blake walk towards to Yang & proceeds to bite her hand.*

Ozpin: & just like that..

*Blake pretend to bite Yang's hand.*

Ozpin: The big bad wolf gobbled the grandmother up!

Blake: There. You're dead.

Yang: Oh! Woe is me! I was too young to die! Despite what many thought, seeing as I was a grandmother!

*Blake kick Yang off the stage, took her fake glasses, put it on her, & laid in bed.*

Ozpin: The wolf disguised herself as Little Red's Grandmother & laid in bed,  waiting to ambush the unsuspecting child.

*Ruby then jumped back on stage.*

Ruby: Hi Grandma! Thanks for the birthday cards! Dad told me to bring you food!

Ozpin: Now...the wolf needed only to draw Little Red closer.

Blake: Hey, come closer.

Ozpin: But as the young girl drew near, she noticed something was wrong.

Ruby: Gee grandma, what big eyes you have!

Blake: Wow, what an insensitive thing to say to your loved ones.

Ruby: & what big ears you have!

Blake: You know I'm really self conscious about them, thanks for bringing it up.

Ruby: & Grandma, what big teeth you have!

Blake: Okay, you're just a rude little brat, I'm gonna kill you.

Ruby: Ahhh!

Blake: Rawr!

*Yang then went back on stage unnoticeable.*

Yang: Woah! Smells like someone's got some big, bad, BREATH!

*Blake then hide behind the bed due to her fish breath.*

Blake(breaking the 4th wall): Ain't you the one who was eating those portables chow mein with garlicky noodles?

Writer: They're good & cheap. Carry on. I got a wall to fix.

*The audience laugh at her jokes, making Ruby mad.*

Ruby: Yang! This is a sad scene! The audience can't be sad if they're laughing!

*Ozpin was getting a little confused & continue.*

Ozpin: Um.....then the....Woodsman...entered...?

*Woodsman is being played by Tony, who switch places with Weiss but the question is why as he wants to know about the rolls.*

Tony: Ruby, can you tell me why did you make Weiss to be the Woodsman?

*He then pull out a double bladed axe.*

Tony: I mean, I like throwing Karai(weapon's name), but you can't even aim the axe blade.

Writer: Port. Isn't that your weapon?

Port(offscreen): Ho ho! Personal preference!

Writer: Nevermind.

Ruby: Because we're best friends, & best friends have each others' backs!

Blake: But wait, I thought Red Riding Hood had a scythe, why does she need a Woodsman?

Ruby: You guys are ruining my vision!

*Tony put down the axe blade on the ground.*

Tony: Who is the person who wrote this story?

Ruby: I did! Thank you very much!

Yang: Ugh, no wonder. Red Riding Hood's a total Mary Sue character.

*Ruby is now downright shocked by her sister's comment about Little Red.*

Ruby: What?!

Yang: "Loved by many & known for her hood"? You totally based her off yourself.

*& just like that, Ruby is pulling her hair & getting extremely aggravated, but maintain her cool.*

Ruby: I like to think that art is open to interpretations.

Ozpin: Wait a minute...aren't you kids all supposed to be in class?

*Tony, Ruby, Blake, & Yang quickly panicked & look at each other as they realize class has started like 20 minutes ago.*

Tony: He's on to us!

Ruby: CHEESS IT!!

*Ruby, Tony, Blake, & Yang quickly run away while Zwei got on stage, Woof one time & took a bow for the audience.*

-Meanwhile in Team RWBY dorm-

Weiss: So, you end up in a street fight against Cardin?

Me: Yep.

*I was coming home to bring some ammo, dust, & fish for the girls but I got jumped by Cardin near the entrance. It does look he is gaining up on me but I retaliate & gave him a beatdown. It wasn't long before he grabs a steel pipe & clock me head, making me bleed from on top of my head. He dropped the pipe right in front of me, but before he could leave, I use my semblance to conduct a firewall(literally), grab that steel pipe & clock him upside his head, making both of us fall, outcolded, & bleeding.*

Weiss: Did Glynda knew you two got involve in a fight?

Me: Her, Ozpin, & Khiry.

Weiss: I see. The usual?

Me: Oh, big time. That lecture still rings in my head more than the steel pipe.

-Inside Ozpin's office-

*Khiry(Writer) has just finished fixing the 4th wall.*

Writer: There.

Ozpin: Excellent job, Khiry. Are you sure it's ok to build a 4th wall?

Writer: If I don't, fanboys & fangirls will be all over y'all. It will be like a zombie apocalypse.

Ozpin: I guess that makes sense.