Fancy-ass long name? Check

Incredibly beautiful? Check

Good at everything? Check

Tragic backstory? Check

Multiple hot guys in love with her? Check

Doesn't care about other people? Check

Is EVEN MORE AMAZING at her secret talents? Check

Loves animals? Okay everyone loves animals but this still counts as a check

CELAENA FUCKING SARDOTHIAN IS A FULL-BLOWN MARY-SUE

-Rush left to panic over Inktober-