WWEEEELLLLLLL GUESS WHO'S FEELING A LITTLE DEAD

ME

COMPLETELY ME

100% FRICKIN ME

*lays on floor*

So! Here's my random thoughts!

(SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS)

(YE HAS BEEN WARNED)

(also be prepared for a lot of overdramatic screaming because me)

(and you should listen to the song at top because its a new song from Project Overdoze and it is AWESOME AS HECK)

(back to Story Mode now)

• The freaking thing took almost an hour to download! What the eff!

(I mean I got it in the end, so I guess it didn't really matter, but still)

• holy shit thAT WAS FRIGGIN RAD

• I was in complete dread for the first half of the episode because I had read some things about it being feelsy and was very very worried

• I KNEW THE TRAILER WASN'T TELLING US ENOUGH

HOLY SHIT

The Enderman wasn't even a huge part of it?!?!?

• JESUS CHRIST WHY ALL THE PUNS. KILL ME.

• anyone with me that Xara isn't quite right in the head

• I REALLY LIKE BINTA

Like

She was EASILY my favorite new character

• BLOCCO

THAT FREAKING PUPPY

HE'S SO CUTE OMG

He really oughtta be Petra's sidekick

(since Petra likes dogs and all)

• dude Fred was weird-looking

• TELLTALE WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU TRYING TO DO

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD FOR ROMEO

CAUSE THAT AIN'T GONNA FREAKING HAPPEN

I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS OK WHEN HE WAS YOUNG

KILL HIM

HE CAN'T BE HELPED

SCREW IT

• when jack fell

Dear god

The amount of unholy screaming

I thought he was dead

I did not want him dead

You would not BELIEVE how loud I yelled

But I didn't quite believe he was dead, since we never saw an inventory pile

Thank Notch 😅

• When we first met Cam, I was trying to be as nice and unthreatening as possible (of course)

But then freaking Petra! PUT YOUR FREAKING SWORD AWAY JEEZ

• RADAR GOT LEFT

I FREAKING HOPE HE'S ALRIGHT OMS

• same with Xara

She's a bit nutty, but I do not want her dead ;-;

• the mob-head people kinda sucked >:T

Also why did they all have red eyes?!

• the friends of Fred group were alright though ^^

(did anyone else notice that they all had pale eyes? I thought that was a neat detail)

• I got WAY too happy when Petra mentioned Benedict! I've been praying all season for more mentions of what happened in s1, so I got a bit overexcited xD

• There were several characters that just didn't have names and that makes me sad

• poor Xara ;-;

• I KNEW THAT IVOR WAS THE NINJA BEFORE I PLAYED

UUUUGGGHHHH

WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

But I am SSSSSSOOOOOOOOO happy he's finally back! SCREEE!

Aaaaand he's a ninja now

Well then

Okay

Uh

Yeah

• the usual ol Petra-Ivor arguments made me unreasonably happy as well

• why was the Enderman so attached to Radar like seriously

• Ivor: When me and Harper came back from our vacation-

Me: vacation or honeymoon hehehe

• I S H I P J E S S D A R (well my sister calls it Radesse but eeeehhhh)

I THINK IT'S PRETTY MUCH CANON THAT RADAR HAS A CRUSH ON JESSE

IDFC WHAT Y'ALL SAY

• ROMEO WHAT IN FUCK'S NAME ARE YOU PLANNING

I AM EXTREMELY WORRIED

But dude the hype

The hype is real

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

• I SO wanted to find another book by Soren!! Why didn't Telltale take that chance?! They could've EASILY snuck in another book by him! I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH HIM HHHHHNNNNN

• the after-credits scene?!??!?!?!??!

THAT WAS TOO SHORT?!!?

WHY DID ROMEO REVEAL HIMSELF TO LUKAS?! WHAT IS HE GONNA DO?! IS BLONDIE BOI OKAY?!?!?

• *laces fingers together and breathes in deeply* Telltale.

You can make me feel bad for Jack

You can make me feel bad for Xara

You can make me feel bad for Fred

You can EASILY make me feel bad for Petra (my poor child)

You can even make me feel bad for Stella

YOU CANNOT-WILL NOT-

MAKE ME PITY ROMEO

NEVER

I DO NOT FUCKING CARE WHAT HAPPENS

I HAVE FORGIVEN MANY VILLAINS IN THIS GAME

THE BLAZE RODS

THE OLD BUILDERS

THE ORDER OF LIARS (they weren't villains but I think you catch my drift)

UR NOT GETTING ME TO FORGIVE THAT LYING, CONNIVING, TYRANNICAL, INSANE, BARBARIC SON OF A REAVER

NO

FRICKING

WAY

YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DROP OF SYMPATHY FOR THAT SELFISH POWER-HUNGRY NUTCASE

*coughs* now that we've finished THAT little rant

• Jack I get it you're mad that I left Nurm behind but please just freaking be civil to Lluna

• the Oasis looked a bit like Crown Mesa but with lava

• Radar just gets more and more ridiculous huh

• The amount of screaming when Jack fell

Was nothing compared to the amount of screeching when Ivor showed up

Holy

Freaking

Mother

Of

Furious

Even before I read that spoiler, I had a hunch that it was him

That did not stop me from flipping out when he showed up

•I also kind of punched Ivor haha

He deserved it tho

Don't try to tell me otherwise

• I miss season one

S1 didn't do this to me

It didn't freakin DESTROY me

I wasn't left dead of feels at the end of every episode

S2 has been hurting in all the worst places

(no I'm not ready to talk about that scene with Petra yet 😓)

• SO WE'RE BACK AT THE ORDER'S TEMPLE

ARE ANY OF THEM GONNA SHOW UP?!?!

GABRIEL?

ELLIE?

SSSSSSSSSSOREN??!?!?

TTG: haha dream on Rush

Me: cri

• there wasn't too many fights this time which was nice because I didn't die as much

• I am a noob at building things ^^

• THE

GOLEM

FIGHT

HOOOOOOOLY FRICK

THAT

WAS

EPIC

(of course, though. Giant fire-breathing magma golem? Hell yes.)

BUT LIKE

WHEN THEY KILLED IT AND IT SANK INTO THE GROUND

THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL

I just sat there practically SHRIEKING with delight because I have an appreciation for good animation, and that was EPIC

I mean it was already an alright boss fight, but MAAANN THAT WAS TOO. FREAKIN. AWESOME.

(I'm way too worked up about this help)

• im still not quite ready to talk about the scene in the cabin

You probs know why

• Radar

• ROMEO WHY DID YOU TURN EVIL

I MEAN I KIND OF DON'T CARE

BUT LIKE

WHY

UR A BITCH

DIE IN A HOLE

(Wow it has been at least a year since I said that)

• I screamed enough that my throat is pretty sore and I've been coughing

Fangirling is dangerous to your health

• why is Romeo so obsessed with death traps

What the hell

•You know the Survivor's Book of Secrets that Jesse picked up in Fred's house? The one written by the Chief?

I HAVE THAT BOOK

I LITERALLY OWN A COPY OF THAT BOOK

(hey a hand reveal haha)

*more happy Rush sqeking*

I really liked that TTG added an easter egg about a real Minecraft book, that was surprising and creative

• For some reason the crafting table kept glitching during the Magma Golem fight, and I died like four times before I managed to do it right :T

• iVOR IS SO SHORT LOL

• GLOWING MUSHROOMS

• poor Xara

•ok here we go

I have to talk about that scene eventually

*deep breath*

*grabs tissues*

• PETRA

MY BABY

I'M SO SORRY

*CRIES FOR A THOUSAND YEARS*

THAT SCENE

THE CONVERSATION WITH HER AND JESSE IN THE CABIN

THAT BROKE ME

I WAS CRYING WAY TOO HARD

MY POOR CHILD

I JUST WANTED TO HUG HER AND NOT LET GO

She deserves to be happy, not...not...broken.

And yes that scene was wAY too much Jetra but I couldn't even care because no my precious fiery bby is cri someone save her

*hugs pillow and cries*

• Xara said what I believe to be the most morbid line in the game: "We need a weapon, not more bodies to throw at him."

Like wHOA XARA THIS IS A KIDS GAME

• on a completely random and extremely dark note

Have you noticed that Petra covers both wrists

Just...I'm gonna let that sit for a while.

• While being sad and breaking my feels, Petra said something about the New Order falling apart, and how it didn't take long.

She mentioned Axel.

She mentioned Olivia.

She did not mention Lukas.

*screams and cries*

WHY TELLTALE

WHY ARE YOU DIVIDING THEM LIKE THIS

W H Y

• once again, Characters Falling Off of Tall Things continues to be a theme in Story Mode xD

• I need to repeat how glad I am that Jack's not dead

HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN

• I only died four times, and it was because Alistair was glitching! IMPROVEMENT :D

• Mentally though...there was a LOT of me dying

• Xara you melodramatic little shit

But I still feel bad for you

• IS LUKAS OKAY?!

• potatoes

(that might be my new password for Alistair)

• since when are Minecraft characters familiar with hastags? XDD

• we may as well accept that every new episode is going to end with a cliffhanger

• ONE MORE EPISODE

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

• I honestly don't mind the month-long waits between episodes, they are beyond worth it and the wait time just adds more suspense and gives us more time to theorize, and calm down before going psycho again XD

So...yeah

I think I forgot some things but I might edit this later and add other random thoughts ¯\_ツ_/¯

-Rush left to probs cry over Petra-