A new writer is approaching!!

*insert bass-boosted smash bros theme*

I will now introduce!...

(pls sum1 insert drumroll)

CONCEPT-KUN!!

(Normal text is me, Italicized text is Concept-kun, Underlined is both)

So if you could introduce yourself and say what your job is in this book, that'd be very... cool... ig (how the actual fujck do i word this-)

Hi. This is Konsept-kun. I am here to generate concepts and/or rework A-chan's into proper oneshots.

Bro hit me with the fuckin and/or 💀💀

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(Concept-kun)

Bruh why tho 😭

Ok anyways... Fyi, C-kun is my bro (also I think I have to pay him 5 bucks or smth cuz he do be pissed about the namedrop 💀💀)

(you better pay me that 💵)

SHIT BRO WAIT IT WAS A JOKE INM FCKIGIN BIROKE 😭😭-

sToP pUTtInG sPAcEs 🤓🤓

STFU 😡

aAaAAaAaAaAaAAAA- *bocchi scream*

ok I'm done crying

anyways, is there anything else you wanna say?

Imma start writing oneshots tomorrow, so y'all better look out. The quality of this series boutta blast off better than Team Rocket.

(wow I'm hurt-)

...

ok but can you actually finish it before yeeting to your room with that shitass tantrum again and go out and be leik: wHY aRE tHe MaCHiNe gUNs aLwAYs pOInTeD aT mEEEEE33E-

(you don't know what it's like, you weren't there, you didn't see your whole squad get shredded and their limbs flying all over...)

(Actually I do cuz grenade spam and all dem machine gun nests in cod and halo but SSHHSJSHSHSHS I get yo point)

AND THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO LET YOU WRITE IN MY BOOK (if only if my dumbass brain just didn't want to play monopoly or I actually won...)

Wait what's wrong with that paragraph?...

YA DIDNT PUT A GORE WARNING YA DINGGUS LIKE PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THAT

They do?

We'll

Be

Right

Back

Not this again....

Yes this again :>

MORE SPACES

nOOoOoOOoOOoOO-

Is it over?

N  O

SHIIIIIII-

-take mushrooms

🗿🔫 I've had enough of this shit

NOT WITH THAT  Y E E  Y E E  A S S  HAIRCUT YOU AINT

SHIT SHE'S TALKING IN BOLD-

ahem

I think that should be enough spaces.

9

?...

read it out

...

SHEIßE-

We'll

BE BACK-

SOON YOU'LL SEEEE

Iran nuked and you'll remember me

(I was adviced to say that that was a joke)

OCEANS RISEEE

EMPIRES  F A L L

HOMIES IN THE HOOD WATCH ME-

GOT A NEW FORGGIS ON DA JEE-

AND WHEN PUSH

COMES TO SHOVE

I WILL UPLOAD A NEW ONESHOT THIS WEEK TO REMIND YOU OF MY LOVE (u sure u gonn stick with that?)

AKIN KA NALAAAANNGG-

Alright uhhh *checks script again*

ahem

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE JIMINNIE CRICKET LATE NIGHT SHOW WITH YOUR HOST(s) THAT ONE NEIGHBORHOOD KOALA AND THAT ONE NERD THAT JUST APPEARED IN THE STUDIO FOR NO APPARENT REASON

(PS: Next episode...

Germany: What's he trying to say then?

Britain: Oh that's easy; he's telling you to take the Third Reich.

Third Reich from the audience: VAS IST-

This and much more!... on

B O ' ' O M  G E A H

*Preview Over*

Ok /srs time, I really do hope you'll love this new adition to the cast! (And I might even have a new adition soon! *winks in caramelcandy*)

Is the recording over?

Yup

Great now I can say the n-

A SHIT WAIT ITS STILL RECORDING STOP STOP SOMEONE TURN IT OFF

???: IM TRYING IM TRYIN-

*Recording has ended*