Natsu POV

Apple...I want an apple...there is an apple there, I want that apple. "Gimme the apple." I said to the the boy sitting next to me.

"Um...sure..."He said, staring at me weirdly. "I'm Sting. What's your name?"He handed me the apple.

I ate the apple...Oh wait! He asked me a question, "M Nushu." I said my mouth full.

"Huh?"He asked confused.

I swallowed, "I'm Natsu, Natsu Dragneel." I grinned at him.

Zeref POV

Mavis as a girlfriend...it sounds nice. 'Mavis Dragneel: Destroyer of Hearts' because all the other guys would be so jealous of my perfect girlfriend...wait she'd be my wife by then. (Ruby fangirls) That'sit, I have decided, I WILL ASK MAVIS OUT ON A DATE!! (Ruby fangirls as while making wedding rings, humming the bridal march with occasional squeal solos*)

I walk over to Mavis. I get scared. I run from Mavis. Let's see, this is the most important mission of my life. I must do it right, flowers, chocolate, and a magical fairy to deliver it. First things first, The fairy costume. I spent the rest of the rest of the night on eBay looking at fairy costumes, and I found the perfect one, that would fit Wendy perfectly. I ordered it with next day shipping. Then went to sleep.

In the morning, I heard the doorbell ring. The fairy costume had arrived, I collected it and hid it in my room. Then I went to find Grandine to see if I could borrow Wendy. She was in the kitchen making breakfast.

"Hey,Grandine-"

"Mom."She interrupted

"Ok,Mother-"

"No,Mom." She interrupted again

"Ok Mom-"

"Actually,Mommy," I could hear Igneel laughing his head off behind me.

"Ok...Mommy..." It feels so wrong "Can I borrow Wendy to turn her into a fairy so that she can help me ask Mavis out on a date?"

Grandine POV

"Can I borrow Wendy to ......... help me ask Mavis out on a date."*joins Ruby in fangirling corner*

"Of course you can sweetie!"

Ignee lPOV

"Can I borrow Wendy to turn her into a fairy..."

"WHAT KIND OF INHUMANE EXPERIMENTS ARE YOU GOING TO PERFORM ON MY DAUGHTER YOU INSANE CREATION OF INSANITY?!!"

Natsu POV

...What just happened? Is Zeref evil, or is dad crazy? I know mom's crazy...so maybe dad's crazy too...or we're all crazy. Yeah that'sit! We're all crazy. I ran through the kitchen declaring my discovery.

"EVERYONE'S CRAZY!!! Mommy Everybody's crazy"

Zeref POV

It doesn't actually sound out of place when he says it...now what is actually happening here? Oh dear...Igneel has the baseball bat again...

I turn to answer the raging father, but before I could he hit me over the head with the bat...there was blood everywhere, it hurt a bit too. I fell unconscious.

Mavis POV

I went downstairs to the kitchen to get breakfast, but what I found there was not edible...Grandine was in the corner squealing something about OTP'S and Zervis. Igneel was standing over Zeref's unconscious body, blood everywhere ranting about experiments, and Natsu was screaming "Everybody's crazy!! Mommy, Daddy, Everybody's crazy!!" while running circles around his injured brother.

Maybe I'll come back later... I slowly walked away meeting Wendy,who also had come down for food. "Um...Wendy, Now's not really a good time...how about we go out to eat!" I said grabbing the child.

"BYE EVERYONE!! I'M TAKING WENDY OUT FOR BREAKFAST!"

Zeref POV

Ah blood, my old 'friend' "My head hurts" I mumbled.Igneel was still standing over me with the weapon..."Calm down,"I said, I don't think it worked, "I just bought a fairy costume.I wanted to put Wendy in it and have her deliver flowers, chocolates,and a note to Mavis so I could ask her out!"

"Oh..."Igneel said lowering the dangerous weapon. "Fine, you can borrow her, but help me clean this up first." he said gesturing to the blood he splattered everywhere. "WHAT!" I screamed "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BASHED MY SKULL IN WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!"

This is when Natsu decided to dance over to me, "ZEREF! EVERYBODY'S CRAZY!!" He shouted in my ear, jumping up and down on my hand,breaking Every. Single. Bone. "AAAH! NATSU GET THE FUDGE OFF MY HAND!!" I had to be polite. He's still just a kid,even if he is currently Breaking. My. Bones.

"There's fudge on your hand?" Natsu asked...still standing on my injured appendage. "Where is it? Can I eat it?"

"NO!!THERE'S NO FUDGE ON MY HAND!!-"

"Why did you lie to me?" He said breaking out in tears. Igneel raised his weapon...

"I didn't mean to Natsu! Just please get off of my hand!" I cried."The bones are completely crushed! It REALLY hurts!"

"Oh!I'm sorry!" He said quickly jumping off my hand. I quickly removed it from the area of danger, aka the floor, and ran upstairs to my room to hide for the next 10 minutes while I healed...My hand was in REALLY bad shape! It hurt A LOT!

After I was done healing my injuries from breakfast I came downstairs...thankfully they had already cleaned the kitchen. Now they were sitting at the table actually eating.

"Hi sweetie, are you feeling better?" Grandine asked me.

"Yeah,still kinda sore, but it's just ghost pains." They all looked at me questioningly. I sighed, "When I'm hurt, the pain is the same as with anyone else, But once it's healed it will frequently still hurt for a while, even though the damage is healed." They nodded and continued eating, except for Natsu. He ran up to me and hugged me.

"I'm really sorry I crushed your hand." He said, "Here, you can have my pancakes!" He's giving me his food? He must feel really bad.

"It's okay Natsu. I'm fine, I just needed you to get off of it. It's not a problem anymore, okay?" I said, kneeling down to hug my younger brother. I then got my own plate of food and began eating.

{Timeskip1 hour}

Mavis POV

I hope they've reclaimed their sanity. I really don't think Wendy needs to see that sort of stuff. I said walking through the front door. "We're home!" I shouted, I was greeted by a black flash. Zeref? He took Wendy and ran upstairs...What's going on here...maybe Natsu was right...Everybody is crazy. I shook my head as I walked into my room.

Zeref POV

I grabbed Wendy as soon as she and Mavis returned, and took her up to my room. I got out the fairy costume and handed it to her. "Here,this is for you, put it on." I said.

"Why,big brother Zeref?" She asked tilting her head.

"I want you to dress up as a fairy and deliver flowers and chocolates to Mavis." I replied, as though this were completely normal.

The child's eyes grew into saucers. "You like Mavis don't you? Are you gonna kiss her? And call her pet names...I heard there was other stuff too, but they didn't explain it." I stared at her.

"WHERE DID YOU HEAR STUFF LIKE THAT WENDY!! YOU'RE ONLY FIVE!!" I asked her...I mean holding hands maybe...I could even accept the pet names,but she went straight to kissing and...other stuff... Whoever has ruined this child's innocence will be punished...terribly punished.

"Oh,Gajeel told me!" She smiled, I will find this 'Gajeel' and he will learn the meaning of true fear!

"Ok...Who's Gajeel? Is he a friend of yours?"

"He's my cousin, he's 19 too!" She just kept smiling...I wonder if her father knows what her cousins teach her...no, or he'd be dead.

"Ok then, just take the dress to your room and get changed...I have a few things to take care of." I went to find Igneel or Grandine to ask them for more information about this Gajeel. "Death and Blood, death and blood," I hummed a familiar tune. I wonder where it came from

Death and blood, death and blood,

all we'll see is death and blood,

death and blood, and blood and gore.

Humans lying on the floor,

screaming,crying, helpless, dying.

death and blood, death and blood,

I'ma weapon, and all weapons ever see is...

death and blood, death and blood,

all we see is death and blood...

It goes on in circles...oh...it's that song.WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SO CATCHY!! (achievement unlocked:disturbing level of morbidity, also this song has a rather upbeat tune...so it's REALLY disturbing...I'm ashamed.) This is why I'm so morbid...it's all their fault. playing that song in my cell over...and over...and over....

Iran face first into Igneel while lost in thought. He looked at me"What was that song you were humming?" He asked. I shook my head violently.

"You do not want to know! It's disturbing, and morbid, and you will NEVER be able to get it out of your brain!" He raised an eyebrow. "You just don't want to know." I said again...then remembered why I was looking for him. "Oh, yeah...Wendy mentioned a cousin of hers...I think she said his name was Gajeel. I was wondering if I could meet him." Igneel looked at me even more confused than before.

"Why?"he asked
Do I tell him?...death and blood...GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!

"I...think I need friends." I replied

"Agreed."he said, good I won't get hit with a baseball bat again.

"We'll go sometime soon. For now hurry up and ask Mavis out on a date before my wife explodes."

"Right...why would she explode?"

"Nevermind."

I went upstairs to see Wendy in the fairy outfit, and she looked so adorable I handed her the note, flowers ,and chocolate. "Mavis is outside so please give these to her."

"Alright and then I'll come back and tell you her answer." She smiled skipping downstairs to make her delivery.

Good now all I have to do is wait.

Mavis POV

Wendy walked up to me dressed up as a fairy, and handed me a note, flowers,and chocolate.
"Thank you Wendy!"

"Don't thank me, just read the note inside."

"Ok?"I said slightly confused. I read the note and I don't think I have ever been this happy
"Wendy"

"Yea Mavis?" She asked she said hope filling her brown eyes.

"Please tell Zeref that I would I would love to go on a date with him."I smiled at the little fairy child.

She squealed and ran inside screaming, "ZEREF, MAVIS SAID YES!!MAVIS SAID YES!!"

Then I heard many screams of joy...mostly from Grandine.

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Edda:Join me in the pit Ruby.

Ruby:NO! I refuse to enter the pit of shame!!

Edda:You must...it's were all creators must go when they are ashamed of,yet oddly pleased with their creation.

Ruby:NOOOOOOO! *runs away*

Edda:*sighs* I guess I'm alone in here...for now anyway...Disturbing song contest now in action. Comment below the most disturbing, morbid song you can think of, and the winner will get a shout out, and an official seat in the pit of shame...I'm in here a lot.

Ruby:Yes! try to beat my morbidity!! YOU NEVER WILL! MUAHAHA

Edda:Ruby...you must join me now...that's not something to be proud of*drags Ruby into pit of shame*

Ruby:NOOOOOOO!!

Edda:Bai wolfies, and remember to vote and comment your morbid song,winner will join us...it's actually not that bad down here.

Ruby:HELP!! I DON'T WANNA STAY HERE!! MY SISTER'S CRAZY!

Edda:Just remember Ruby, that song was YOUR idea!