Chapter - 6
Chapter Dedicated to a really sweet person I met a few days ago on wattpad ^_^
(P.s Video not related to chapter but it's a cute video xD)
"Don't crave for something that would make you lose the tiny things in life that used to make you happy."
"Did you say something?" Rajiv asked, while looking at me from the corner of the mattress.
"Nothing, I was just talking to myself. Go to sleep kiddo." I mumbled while turning to the other side then sleep engulfed me.
*Pooooooh.*
"WHAT? THE EARTH IS DYING? CHOCOLATES HAVE BECOME EXTINT?!" I rose up when I heard a weird noise and came face to face with Bobby's butt.
*peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuoh*
A pungent smell hit my nostrils and bile rise up to my throat.
"Go back to sleep. It's not even 12 in the afternoon." Rajiv mumbled from my leg. I tried to shake him off but he latched his hands onto my leg and began to scratch his jaw over my legs.
"So smooth so creamy. Kulfi was never like this." Rajiv almost took out his tongue and was about to eat me but Lee's hands flew over his face and landed like a slap on Rajiv.
"MY SHARE, Sharing is caring." Lee had rolled outside the bed and half of his upper body had somehow managed to curl up near Rajiv.
"Edible bra for sale, Lee would like it," Bobby muttered in her sleep with a seductive smile on her face.
Hammy was sprawled on top of Bobby's stomach with a content smile on his face.
I tried to move but Rajiv's hold on my leg became stronger then I heard that weird noise again.
"What's that noise?" I started to panic.
"That's just Lee's alarm babe. He always shits at exact 10:30 in the morning."
Bobby was holding her nose and asked me to do the same; ever so gracefully she kicked Lee again who let out another weird noise then when the clock struck at 10:30 Lee immediately got up like some kind of a cat on a hunt for its prey.
"Do not enter the washroom after he comes back. You will faint of nausea." Rajiv spoke while rubbing his eyes.
"Well, good morning to you all sleeping beauties. It's a new day, a new adventure with loads of hit going to be thrown in our faces but we are still going to enjoy!"
Bobby pulled me up while bouncing up and down like an energetic bunny. "Last night when you were snoring I whiled away my time by going through your mail account on my phone and I saw Ankit's number and address in the draft section so we don't have to wait till that lazy arse of your brother ever sees it and replies back later because we are going to hit the road now!"
Eh, she opened my account! Never mind there was nothing much to see any way plus when I told them my password I indirectly gave them the permission to use it anyway.
"Did I miss anything?' Lee stood in the door way all freshened up in a new pair of clothes.
"Yes, we are going to leave in an hour so everyone grab your belongings and let's make a move."
*After some time*
"We are all broke, we have nothing on us other than a few valuables like our body organs. If the need arises then one of us will have to involuntarily volunteer to sell his kidneys to continue our journey or we shall use him for to give services under what so ever circumstances prevails under the conditions as follows." Bobby spoke with a stern look while Lee had already raised his right hand in the air.
"Sir, I mean Miss why did you see 'him'? Why not 'him/her'? There are four of us where two are male and two are female but you only mentioned it as him."
Good question my child; you should have asked better questions to your teachers in school instead. I thought to myself and let out a snort
"You would make us,the lovely ladies go through pain? Show us your manliness in those situations instead of asking me stupid question Rajiv, Should have done better in school." Bobby narrowed her eyes at Rajiv who looked a bit timid under Bobby's scrutinizing gaze.
After a five minute stare down Bobby and Rajiv spat on their right hand and did a handshake.
YUCK!
"Truce" They spoke in unison and rubbed their hands on their back.
"LET'S MAKE A MOVE SOON OR ELSE..." the rest of the words died down in Lee's throat when the front door of the house knocked down and a lady entered the house with broomsticks.
"BHAAGO" (it means run in Hindi)
I don't exactly remember the orderly events because everyone was jumping up and down and running away from the lady.
"MA JI, KAL PAKKA RENT DE DENGE." (Mother, we will pakka pay the rent tomorrow)Rajiv pleaded at her but the lady started swatting her broom stick in his direction.
"KHOTE HO TUM LOG. EK BHUDDHI AURAT KO ITNA DAUDATHE HO, SHARAM NAHI ATI?"
(You are all Donkeys. Making an old lady run so much, have you no shame?)
Bobby had managed to walk out of the house while Lee jumped from the window. Only Rajiv and I were running around in circles with the old lady hot on our heels.
"How much rent is due?" I asked her while I topped the old crusty table in the living room.
"Tu kaun hai? Tu iskikya lagti hai? Meine aaj tak toh tereko dekha nahi yahan. Kab ayi thi tu yahan?"
(Who are you? What's your relation with this man? I have never seen you here until now. When did you come here?")
The lady asked me while sitting Indian style on the sofa. She had stopped running so I sat next to her.
"Rath ko."(at night) I panted out while she gave me a horrified look.
"Tu yahan akeli ek ladki rath ko in ladkon ke sath so gayi?"
(You, a single girl spent the night in the house with these guys and slept here) she asked me and I nodded my head.
"YAHAN KYA DHANHDA CHAL RAHA HAI?" (What business is going on here?)
By now I noticed a few people who were standing outside the door to watch the commotion and that's when the lady's last statement registered in my brain.
Shit she thought that I was literally sleeping with these guys and she thought that there was some sort of prostitution going on.
Rajiv was looking at me from the window and asked me to run before the neighbor's catch up to me so I ran up to his arms but before I jumped I turned around and threw my Rolex watch in her direction.
"It's for the rent due by my friends. Please done be mad at them, they are actually nice people." I hollered at her while jumping from the window smiling like an idiot when I remembered the expression on her face upon getting my watch.
I over paid her but for the record, I knew these guys would have troubled the old lady in the past and maybe even damaged a few goods including her bones so maybe I just wanted to really compensate for it.
I didn't fall on my bum nor on my face, I fell in a tangle of arms by three people who were waiting for me to jump from the window. They didn't even wince when I fell on them with a harsh blow.
"Let's run before the old lady comes to us and whacks our arses. I don't care about you guys but my bums are absolutely bootylicious."
Out of all of us, I had never expected Rajiv to be scared for his booty.
"OI! THANK YOU" the old lady screamed and my friends began to run faster.
Little did they know that she was not thanking them for leaving the apartment; she was thanking me for being the good girl that I am.
I think I am an angel for these people.
"She will be angry now but she would let us inside the apartment, later on, I know her well. She is like a grandma I never had." Bobby spoke with a smile on her face.
Well there were many things in life I didn't have and I would wish to have but I don't think I would get them.
"Amritsar would be a minimum 8hour long drive from the city so I think we can start driving now with a few breaks in between and stop by at Ankit's workplace or home which ever would be near."
Bobby spoke while looking through her phone and Lee kept trying to poke his nose into her phone.
"Let's go eat something on the way. I know this place that serves us good food for reasonable prices." Rajiv opened the car and motioned us to hop in.
We all huddled inside the car while Lee took hammy from my arms and placed him at on the dashboard.
"Let hammy dance for us!"
Lee switched on the radio and some songs by the local artist started to play. We tried to mimic the lyrics but I was the one who epically failed.
In my defense, the singers were the one who screwed up to my version of the song.
"Oi keeps that song, don't change the channel." Bobby swatted Lee's hands when a song called 'Ethir Neechal'began to play on the radio.
"Babe, we don't understand the lyrics, let me change it to some other song."
"STOP," Bobby yelled so Lee just turned off the Radio.
"STOP THE CAR. THERE IS A FUCKING SALE GOING ON IN THAT STORE! LET'S GO THERE."
We looked out of the window and sure enough, there was a small general store that had a huge banner of clearance sale going on.
"What do you want to buy? Besides we don't have that much money to..."
Lee didn't get to finish his sentence because Bobby had opened the car and dragged me out along with her and we were running to the store.
"I don't care what for the sale is but when I see the word sale I feel like I should buy the whole store even if I won't end up using the products," Bobby spoke with a smile and I nodded in agreement.
I do remember buying so many things and end up not using them. Most of the things I purchase always end up in a dark corner never touched by any human hands again.
"LOOK, SALE ON NAPPY WIPES! This has to be in the basket. Oh, look edible condoms flavors! Wait I see a box that has mixed flavors. I love using condoms as water balloons and throw it on people, we should definitely do that!"
Bobby was literally shoving each and everything inside the basket while Lee was sneakily taking away the products from the basket and keeping them back on the rack.
"Buy four cup noodles and get a 500ml ketchup bottle and a 200 gm soup packet for free." Which idiot wouldn't buy this?
By now my legs were aching so I sat down on a small stool that was pushed aside most probably by the workers.
I laughed when I spotted Rajiv lifting a mouth freshener near his under arm and sprayed it there.
"EVERYONE, HANDS UP" a fat man spoke out of nowhere while pointing a gun at a customer's head.
The man must be a wimp if he wants to steal money from people at such a place.
"No one will move from their places or I will shoot your brains out ok?" his partner spoke while taking a bite from his burger.
"Hand us all your valuables." The fat one spoke while his slim partner spat out the lettuce from his burger.
"Please co-operate with us then nothing will happen to you." They started giving out instructions while I noticed bobby making her move to the fat one with Lee.
Rajiv tried to call the cops but the slim guy pushed him to the ground so I marched in his direction and threw him off guard.
I straddled the guy and locked his hands above his head while Rajiv stuffed a diaper in his mouth.
"You will pay for this." The fat man screamed then he was tumbled over by bobby who was having a hard time to shut him up.
"Do you need help there?" I asked bobby because I was hesitant to leave the man under my grasp.
"No darling I'm fine here you handle him as much as you can."
Rajiv took out a skipping rope and tied the arms and the legs of the man who was giving us the stink eye.
"Rajiv, look out," Lee yelled so I stuck my leg out making Rajiv fall on me with a big oomph.
As soon as Rajiv fell on me a bat came in view which could have hit Rajiv on the head with a nasty blow.
My eyes widened when I noticed that the person who was holding a bat was a girl.
"Seedhe seedhe paise dedo aur tum sab logon ko kuch nahi hoga" (Just give us your money straight away and nothing will happen to you guys.)
If any of my friends touches the girl for self-defense if she attacks them, then the people around us would point an accusing finger at my friends for raising their hands against a female.
I didn't want any of that to happen so I pushed Rajiv off of me while trying to throw a punch on the girls face. She scratched her nails right across my face while my hands grabbed the nearest weapon I could which was a scissor so I blindly ran the scissors in the air and heard her yelling at me.
A few strands of her hair fell on my face. I noticed my piece of work staring back at me with an angry glare. I had managed to chop off one side of the girl's hair completely.
The girl was pinching and squeezing me so I hit my knee in her groin area making her loosen her hold on me.
I so badly wanted to stab her with these scissors or maybe poke her eyes out and replace it with cherry tomatoes.
She was about to attack me again but Lee managed to tackle her by using a snow spray in her direction that made her yelp and move back from us.
"Where is hammy?" I panicked when I realized that my baby was missing.
"Our little superman is literally biting the arses off the villains." Rajiv hollered at me and that's when I noticed Hammy who was sitting on the back of the fat man's body with his teeth inserted deep inside the man's bum.
A person approached us with a Blank look on his face. He tapped me on the shoulder; 'I am the owner of this store," he spoke but before he could thank me I stopped him from speaking
"It's ok you don't need to thank us. It's every citizen's job for protecting their people."
The owner looked at me confused then shook his head and showed me his calculator.
"What's this?" I asked him in a confused manner.
"It's the compensation amount. You guys used a lot of my sealed products during your fight so it is considered as a sale and now you have to pay me seven thousand rupees after discount. A lot of fruits and vegetables also tumbled down but not much damage has been made other than a nail or a two falling out of the racks. Next time please be careful"
Was this guy actually serious? There were criminals here and we helped the man and he was asking us to pay for the damages!
"You have to pay or else I will tell him that you guys did shoplifting so if you don't want to be thrown into a jail cell then do as I say."
The man spoke while refiguring the amount in his calculator.
"Bhalai ka toh zamana hi nahi raha."
It was Bobby who spoke with anger laced in her voice.
"Lekin mera toh nuksan huwa nah"(But I have got losses nah)
The audacity of this man! We saved him from getting robbed but instead of being a bit grateful he is asking us to pay? Those stupid buffoons of criminals were smiling maliciously at us even though their arms and legs were tied together they showed no pain but a smile which made me want to punch these people senseless.
Lee, Rajiv, and Bobby began to circle the owner when he showed us his calculator with a refigured amount.
"What are you kids doing? It's ok I won't inform your parents or print your faces at the front of the newspaper just give me this much..." The rest of his words were swallowed up when Bobby pulled the owner down and tied him with the robbers.
"How dare you tie me down? I will call the media! I will tell them that a Hijda harassed me and-and..."
I couldn't control myself at this point so I moved to slap him right across the face but Bobby pulled me back.
"LET ME TEACH THIS IDIOT A LESSON. HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FRIEND? SO WHAT IF SHE IS A TRANSGENDER? ATLEAST SHE HAS A HEART. YOU ARE A SNOB SO ROT IN HELL."
I tried kicking out of Bobby's hold but she didn't let me go and asked me to let it go as it's not worth it. Why do people judge others or call them with names as if they are a disgrace?
"Aye haye yea ladki ko toh dekho kasie chilla kar baat kar rahi hai. Iske maa-baap ne kuch samjhaya nahi hai kya isko?Koi akal yea sharam bhi nahi hai. Dekh kapde bhi ulte-seedha dale hai isne. Iske sathi bhi kitne ajib hai."
(My gosh look at the way this girl is screaming and talking. Didn't her parents teach her anything? No sense or shame. Look at the type of clothes she has worn. Even her companions are weird.)
A lady was commenting about me to a person next to her in a soft whisper but I had heard it all.
"YOU." I freed myself from Bobby's hold and walked to the lady who had casually passed a comment on me.
"TU KAUN HOTI?" I asked her who does she think she is in broken Hindi and that lady commented that I should have shame that I can't even talk in Hindi properly.
"Angrez ho kya? India mein rehna hai toh Hindi seekho"
(Are you a foreigner? If you want to stay in India then learn Hindi.)
Why the hell was this lady giving me stupid comments? Was she really this jobless?
"Suno, agar apmein insaniyat hoti toh aap khule aam choro ko chori nahi karne deti. Man liya unke pass hattiyar ho toh aap lad nahi sakte lekin hum chaaro ne milkar inke sath ladai ki nah? upar se yahanka malik humari maddah ko undekha karkar humse pasisa mang raha hai aur aap jaise log faltu mein timepass kar rahe ho dooshroh par comments marker. Agar apke pass sirf apna mooh hi hai chalane ke liye toh kripa uska istemal nah kare. Aise bekar chijon ka koi mool nahi hai aaj kal"
(Listen, if you had a bit of humanity in you then you wouldn't have let these robbers to openly rob the store. Consider these people had weapons and so you obviously can't fight with them but the four of us fought these robbers Nah? On top of that, the owner overlooked that we helped him but rather asked us to pay him and jobless like you just want to do time pass by commenting on others. If you have only your mouth that works then kindly please don't use that. Things like that don't have value nowadays.)
Lee spoke to the lady and instead of feeling bad or a bit shameful she opened her big fat stupid mouth and called Lee 'A Chingy'
"I am not Chinese. I am half Assamese and half Tamilian." Lee calmly spoke to the lady. She just rolled her eyes and blew her nails.
"Ek hi toh baat hai." (It's the same thing only) the lady spoke.
"Arrey nahi, Assam India ke andar hai. Yea log Bhaarti hi hai. Aunty apko itni bhi akal nahi hai?" (Oh no, Assam is in India. These people are Indian only. Aunty you don't know this much also?)
The girl who was tied down with the robbers spoke to the lady who squeaked in shock saying that she was just 30 years old and not an aunty.
"Let's leave from here please." Rajiv tugged us closer and we all walked out of the store. Bobby's head was hung low and Lee was trying to console her. Rajiv didn't speak anything and even hammy looked pissed off.
A small creature could understand a person's emotions better than a human.
"I am not in a mood to eat now what about you guys?"
We all shook our heads then Rajiv mumbled that he will take us somewhere for a while to take our minds off the negative thoughts.
We all wanted to run away from the society, our own people who blindly judge us. Maybe in the upcoming hours, we would find people like us who forget about what religion, cast, creed we are from and accept us as what we are not who we are.
Please don't break us further Fate, we had enough of this bullshit already.
Ramblings! (A.K.A Author's Note)
*Bites my nails* I am not happy with this chapter. I'm a bit scared as to how it came out and I'm not satisfied *frowns*
Any whales...
Have you guy's heard the songs from the album 'Purpose' by Justin Bieber? Now don't tell me 'OMG Justin blah blah and all that crap' kindly shut up and listen to the songs :p! It's beautiful <3 the lyrics are meaningful and I absolutely Love it <3 He has really done a good job and I hope you all give him a chance with this album if you haven't *goes back to playing the song Sorry in a loop*
It's raining bat shit crazy(again) My college is reopening(Oh shit not again) and I have an interview this week which I am not ready for because the last one went horrible with the lady investigating me with terms and phrases I had never heard of.
AIYO RAMA I NEED MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES x(
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