FRANCESCA VESTRI
( incorrect quotes )

[ PARALLEL ROADS ]

TONY ━ Do you have a plan?
FRANCESCA ━ I don't even have a "Pla."

[Introducing her original songs at open mic nights]
FRANCESCA ━ Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appétit.

GRAHAM ━ What's your name?
FRANCESCA ━ [trying to be mysterious] I don't know.

FRANCESCA ━ I don't deal with exes. They're part of the past. You burn 'em swiftly and you give their ashes to Poseidon.

CAMILA ━ Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't still have feelings for Francesca.
GRAHAM ━ [staring lovingly at Francesca from across the room] I don't have feelings for Francesca.
CAMILA ━ Your eyes are nowhere near mine.

WARREN ━ Why is Francesca so sad?
CARLO ━ She took one of those "Which Daisy Jones & The Six character are you?" quizzes.
WARREN ━ And?
CARLO ━ She got Billy.

[Solstice right before Billy and Camila's wedding]
FRANCESCA ━ Well, I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
DOUG ━ Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
HANK ━ You're attending a wedding? No way, so am I!
VICTORIA ━ Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well.
CARLO ━ I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND!
GOLDIE ━ [panicked] I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!

[During the ceremony at Billy and Camila's wedding]
PRIEST ━ Does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?
FRANCESCA ━ [from the back] HE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS!
PRIEST ━ [slowly closes Bible]

DAISY & BILLY ━ S(he) be(lie)ve(d)...
FRANCESCA ━ Sbeve.

DAISY ━ You're on a date with someone who refers to guacamole as avocado jelly, what do you do?
VICTORIA ━ Bash their brains in.
GOLDIE ━ Propose.
FRANCESCA ━ Bold of you to assume I'm on a date.

FRANCESCA ━ Are you in love with Camila?
BILLY ━ I'm in love with Camila.
FRANCESCA ━ Are you in love with Daisy?
BILLY ━ Yes.
FRANCESCA ━ How do you do that?
BILLY ━ They made me choose.
FRANCESCA ━ You have to choose! You can't have both women!
BILLY ━ What was I supposed to do?
FRANCESCA ━ [shouting] You think you can have a bunch of wives? YOU GET ONE WIFE! THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS!
BILLY ━ [shouting] WHY?!
FRANCESCA ━ ... I don't know.

FRANCESCA ━ If I run and leap at Graham, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
FRANCESCA ━ [running towards Graham] I'm coming in!
GRAHAM ━ No! I'm holding coffee!
GRAHAM ━ [drops coffee and catches Francesca]

FRANCESCA ━ [can't find Graham in a crowd]
FRANCESCA ━ [cups her hands like a megaphone] Barry Manilow is the best artist ever, 'I Write The Songs' is unparalleled!
GRAHAM ━ [in the distance] HE DIDN'T EVEN WRITE THE SONG!
FRANCESCA ━ Ah, found him.

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inspired by: Iydiamartin stilestastic

[ i actually struggled to find more plentiful incorrect quotes that fit, but there were just a few ultra-specific ones in the mic that were perfect, and i had to share them 😂 i'll probably make a part 2 for this when i get further into parallel roads, since i'll have a better idea of the characters and it might be a bit more spoilery... these incorrect quotes are only general spoilers for djats i think 🤷🏼‍♀️ ]