there's a winter dance coming up next week and i proposed to my friend ( reallyawkwardbecca ) in the middle of lunch asking her to "platonically go to the dance with me because im gay as fuck and i have a boyfriend"

long story short: becca laughed and threw the ring. our other friend caught it and forced her to wear it to 'save our marriage'. i texted her and asked if she would agree if i got her a real ring. she thought i was joking and said yes. so i came to school with a real ring and gave it to her and she was like "omg you actually"

basically we are married now and we're buying our tickets tomorrow :')

next up

i came out to one of my best buddies today and i was really worried he was gonna act badly because he acted really homophobic and transphobic last year + ive heard his girlfriend is really transphobic

basically he said he already knew because people talk about me but that he didn't care because i had a good personality and i was loyal and stuff like that so cool

last but not least

have i mentioned in anything besides my message board that i still have an obsession with a seventh grader and i got anxiety today because i had to take a note to his classroom

it's embarrassing