im at my moms work and this girl came in and my mom was like "*birth name* come here!!" and i walked in and the lady goes "oh is this your son ??" and my mom was like "um that's my daughter" and it got really awkward because i was awkwardly laughing and the lady was going "im soRRY it's just with no makeup and short hair and good skin and long eyelashes i just" and my mom was like "lol what a tomboy"