Hannah POV

Ok I got a dare from two Wattpad users! So yay! I walked into the Awesome Viking Cave Club NE to get Snotlout and Tuffnut. I walked in to see Tuffnut explaining the rules of a boar pit *shudders* "Hey you two!"

Tuffnut was energetic and responded with, "Hi Dare person!"

"Hey Tuff, ok I got a dare for you and Snotlout" I explained.

"Is Astrid gonna knock me out again?" Snotlout said in a whiny voice. Tuffnut burst out laughing.

"Unfortunately not, come on let's go!" I responded.

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In the Dare Hut
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"Hi big glowy white thing!" Tuff greeted the screen.

"Ok so here's Snotlout's dare" I said.

I dare Snotlout to marry Chicken

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"No! Why Thor why!" Snotlout yelled, while getting on his knees.

Tuff fist bumped the air and yelled, "Yes! I'll plan the wedding! I'm thinking a beach theme would be best for the occasion.

"Funny. That's the dare my friend Danny sent you" I told him. (keep in mind that this book takes place in the beginning of season 4 so Macey is still there)

I dare Tuffnut to plan a wedding for either Chicken or Macey

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"Yes! Best dare ever!" Tuff exclaimed. I shrugged and decided to join in the celebration for no apparent reason.

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4 hours later in Heather's hut
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Hannah POV

Heather, Astrid, and I were just sitting in Heather's hut listening to Tuff. "No! The stuffed yak goes over there!" He ordered. We could hear Tuff yell, even though he was on a separate part of the island.

"Uh how long is this gonna take?" I questioned.

"Hard to say. He's been at it since he ran out off the Dare Hut" Heather replied.

"So how weird do you think it's gonna be?" Astrid asked.

"This is Tuffnut we're talking about"nI responded.

"Right" Astrid stated. Then Ruffnut bursted into the room.

"Hannah. Tuff wants you" she explained.

"What? Why?" I asked.

"Hurry up!" Tuff yelled.

"Okay, I should probably go now" I said.

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With Tuffnut
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Hannah POV

"Ok I need you to play something fun and happy for Chicken's wedding. Like a party with explosions" Tuff said with his 'business' face.

"Um and Snotlout too" I said.

"Eh I'll worry about him later" Tuff responded.

"Ok. Party huh? I think I know a song" I said.

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On the beach at sunset
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Everything was set. Snotlout was wearing some sort of camouflage tux (Tuffnut's choice) standing on the platform (stack of wood that formed a platform). Ruffnut was standing on the right side of the platform. Astrid, Heather, and Hiccup were sitting on chairs waiting to watch this all go down. And I, I was supposed to perform the whole thing saying words that Tuff wrote out.....

"DO IT DARE PERSON!" Tuff yelled from behind a curtain.

I pressed a button and the 'here comes the bride' theme played. Tuffnut ran out from behind the curtain throwing flowers at people.

"FLOWERS!" He yelled before running back to get Chicken. I just had a blank expression.

My mind: 😐😐😐

Then Tuffnut came out with Chicken. He was holding her wing while they walked over to Snotlout. Tuff picked Chicken up and handed her to Snotlout. Then he stood beside Snotlout. "Ok so here we go..." I mumbled. (This is what Tuff wrote)

We are her to celebrate the wedding of Snotlout and Chicken. But mostly Chicken

Snotlout grumbled at this comment.

Now I'm gonna skip the boring part because I hate it.

I gave Tuff a 'what the heck' look.

Does Chicken take Snotlout as her husband?

"Tuffnut. This is a dare" I told him. He just shrugged.

Does Snotlout take Chicken as his little Chicken wife?

Snotlout opened his mouth to speak.

DONT LET HIM FIGHT IT!!! ITS HIS DESTINY!!!!!

Snotlout shut his mouth.

Now may the stuffed yak present the rings.

Hiccup reluctantly got up and pushed the stuffed yak towards Snotlout. Tuffnut brought Macey close to his face so that he wouldn't back out of it. Snotlout slipped on the rings.

NOW YOU MAY KISS AND BE HAPPY!!!

"Tuff this is a seriously weird script" I informed him.

Chicken wouldn't peck Snotlout so Tuff placed some feed on Snotlout's foot. And Chicken ate it but accidentally pecked Snotlout. Tuff burst with happiness and I played the party rockers song.

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Heather gave me a questioning look. "He said he wanted a party song" I shrugged. There was still feed on Snotlout so Chicken chased him down the isle. While everyone was partying the night away Hiccup came up to me.

"Were you actually able to perform the ceremony?" He asked.

I looked over at him and began laughing. "Ok course not. I'm planning on becoming a K9 officer. Not someone who does this for for a living" I replied.

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I loved both of those!! Thanks for the dares.

Happy Summer Times✌️