Hiccup_Haddock: guys, guys, guys!

AstraTheFearless19: what is it?

KABOOM: I DIDN'T DO IT. WHATEVER IT IS, IT WASN'T US.

xRuffNutx: yep.... definitely wasn't us... and it wasn't us who let the boars run all over the Edge either....

Hiccup_Haddock: what? No!

Hiccup_Haddock: wait a minute...

Hiccup_Haddock: RUFFNUT AND TUFFNUT THORSTON, HOW COULD YOU???

CrazyAxeLady:  ENOUGH, Hiccup, what is it?

Hiccup_Haddock: just wanted to let you all know that I'm going on vacation today, so right now Heather and Astrid are in charge.

SmartyPantz56: vacation? Where?

Hiccup_Haddock: Berk. My dad needs my help with something, so I guess its not really a vacation.

AstraTheFearless19: you're coming back, right? Because I'm 99.9% sure that the twins will have burnt the Edge to the ground before you even reach Berk.

Hiccup_Haddock: oh yeah, I'll be back, i should actually be back tonight. Dad said it wasn't that important or groundbreaking, so, yeah.

Hiccup_Haddock: so if you need me, just text me.

Hiccup_Haddock is offline.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: oh my Thor. Hiccup is leaving the Edge. Do you guys realize what this means?

AstraTheFearless: i get stuck with you idiots all day?

SmartyPantz56: uhhhh, Ragnarok?

xRuffNutx: I get to sleep in for once?!

xRuffNutx: wait....

xRuffNutx: nevermind, I did that anyway. SCARESHIPS, BABY

KABOOM: we can prank you all without worrying about getting in trouble, duh!

CrazyAxeLady: absolutely nothing, Snotlout. That's what it means.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: you're all really, really wrong.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Hiccup is gone guys! It means party time!

AstraTheFearless19: party, Snotlout. I dare you. 😑

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: aaand the Fishbone is gone. He left the drill sergeant in charge.

AstraTheFearless19: DROP AND GIVE ME 20.

CrazyAxeLady: I WANNA SEE Y'ALL COVERED IN SWEAT, YA HEAR ME? 😬

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: .... scratch that. Two drill sergeants.

AstraTheFearless19: THAT'S 40 PUSHUPS, SNOTLOUT.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: WHAT? WHAT DID I DO??

AstraTheFearless19: 60, SNOTLOUT.

CrazyAxeLady: are you feeling nice, Astrid?

AstraTheFearless19: I feel kinda bad for them.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: where's everyone else?

CrazyAxeLady: doing the 20 PUSHUPS you aren't doing.

AstraTheFearless19: nah, he's got 60 to do.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: WHAT?

CrazyAxeLady: do you really want to do another 20 pushups?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: no.... not really....

AstraTheFearless19: what's THAT? He DOES want to do another 20 pushups?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: OH THOR, PLEASE NO! PLEASE, PLEASE NO! I'LL DO ANYTHING, JUST NOT ANOTHER 20!

AstraTheFearless19: what's wrong, Snotlout? I thought you were a huge, capable Viking. I guess not, huh Heather?

CrazyAxeLady: nope. We have a real wimp on our hands, Astrid.

AstraTheFearless19: do you remember, Heath, all the mean things Snotman here said about Hiccup? How Hiccup was a wimp?

CrazyAxeLady: oh yeah, Astrid.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: pshhh, Fishbone couldn't do 5 pushups.

AstraTheFearless19: really? Well, I seem to recall when we were doing training last week, Hiccup doing 80 pushups. How many did you do? 2. That's how many.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I, um, I, uh, *coughs awkwardly* I told you I had a stomachache that day!

CrazyAxeLady: sorry, Snotface, that'll be another 20 for you... I don't know, Astrid, are you keeping track?

AstraTheFearless19: mmmmmm.... I stopped counting at 120.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: *faints*

CrazyAxeLady: are we gonna tell him we were joking?

AstraTheFearless19: We were joking?!

CrazyAxeLad: ooookay. I guess not.

Hiccup_Haddock is online.

Hiccup_Haddock: oh hey guys!

Hiccup_Haddock: umm... why is Snotlout passed out?

AstraTheFearless19 is offline.

CrazyAxeLady is offline.

Hiccup_Haddock: what did I say?