Friendly reminder that these can be basically one shots in text mode. (Astrid hasn't confessed yet.)

This chapter is dedicated to: XxSkyFlyer24xX for being awesome.

I'm gonna do a dedication every chapter if I can remember to, so remind me!

Tysm! ❤

Silverwolf735

Everyone is online.

AstraTheFearless19: hey guys.

Hiccup_Haddock: hey Astra. What's up?

AstraTheFearless19: Are we still on for the sleepover tonight? Since we made it a weekly thing and today is Saturday...

KABOOM: YESSS!!! PLEASE HICCUP, PLEASE?

SmartyPantz56: are you still doing the caps lock thing?

KAABOOM: YEP. WHY?

SmartyPantz56: nothing, just making sure.

Hiccup_Haddock: sure, guys, I don't see why not.

AstraTheFearless19: okay, I'll go get Heather.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: where's Heather at?

Hiccup_Haddock: at lunch she left to go train in the woods. Astrid went with, but I guess she came back earlier.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I wonder what they do in the woods. One of these days I should follow them and find out....

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: did I message that aloud?

Hiccup_Haddock: how are we related, Snotlout? How have people not accused you of being some kind of rapist or stalker and not burned you at the stake yet?

AstraTheFearless19: You know something, Hiccup? I have no idea why I haven't burned him at the stake yet. Why don't we do that at the sleepover?

CrazyAxeLady: Snotlout you creep! Are you serious??? Astra, I'm joining you. Burn the Snotface! BURN THE SNOTFACE!

KABOOM: DEATH TO THE STALKER.

xRuffNutx: oh oh oh! Can I light him on FIRE?

AstraTheFearless19: all three of us can do that. Actually.... no, let's let Hookfang do it!

HookyFangster: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

SmartyPantz56: yeah, he should die.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: .......I was just gonna join Astrid and Heather in throwing axes against trees!

AstraTheFearless19: hold up.

AstraTheFearless19: What?

KABOOM: I'LL GO GET THE STAKE AND FIREWOOD.

xRuffNutx: I'LL get the fire! 🔥

Hiccup_Haddock: Uh, no, Ruff, I'll get the fire. I don't trust you.

Hiccup_Haddock: So now that that's taken care of.

CrazyAxeLady: so when is the sleepover at the Clubhouse again?

AstraTheFearless19: Right now.

CrazyAxeLady: DANG IT, I'M LATE.

KABOOM: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP USING MY SIGNATURE WAY OF TEXTING?

KABOOM: AND DON'T WORRY, HEATHER, YOU CAN'T BE LATE TO A SLEEPOVER.

KABOOM: YOU KNOW, PROBABLY.

AstraTheFearless19: whatever. What are we gonna do tonight? Besides the burning Snotlout show.

Hiccup_Haddock: We're not going to actually burn Snotlout, tho, are we?

KABOOM: ABSOLUTELY.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: not.

xRuffNutx: WHY not?

Hiccup_Haddock: Well, we can't just kill Snotlout.

AstraTheFearless19: I have an idea: how about truth or dare?

KABOOM: CHANGE OF PLANS, WE'RE DOING TRUTH OR DARE.

CrazyAxeLady: Well, alright. Who's going first?

AstraTheFearless19: Oh, how about Tuffnut? He sure was excited to kill Snotlout.

KABOOM: WHOA, ASTRID GIVING UP TRUTH OR DARE, FOR ME?

AstraTheFearless19: go before I change my mind.

KABOOM: MMMM... OKAY. SNOTLOUT, TRUTH OR DARE?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Uh oh. UHHH, Dare?

KABOOM: I DARE YOU TO GO OUTSIDE, AND EAT MELTED GRONCKLE IRON.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Gronckle iron? Seriously? Fine...

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ajsbdhc furejdbrbrbjjr rnrjfjf tjtnifosowr THIS STUFF IS HORRIBLE!

AstraTheFearless19: yeah, I know, I can hear your screams. They're hilarious.

Hiccup_Haddock: Gronckle iron is not good for you... but whatever. This is Snotlout.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: bleh. That stuff SUCKS. anyway, Astrid, truth or dare?

AstraTheFearless19: I'm a Hofferson. DARE.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I dare you to kiss.... me.

AstraTheFearless19: I'd kill myself before I kissed you.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: okay, than do you forfeit your dare and choose a Truth?

AstraTheFearless19: ANYTHING to get away from kissing you. 😝😝😝

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: okay, truth. Is it true that you have a crush on someone?

AstraTheFearless19: Yes.

KABOOM: WHOA, NO WAY!

AstraTheFearless19: *rolls eyes* I may be Astra the Fearless Hofferson, but I am also a girl. And human.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: okay, who?

AstraTheFearless19: Can't say.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I thought you were Astrid the Fearless?

AstraTheFearless19: I am.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: then tell us, Astrid, who is your crush?

AstraTheFearless19: I'm not telling.

Hiccup_Haddock: Whatever, Astrid. It's your turn.

AstraTheFearless19: fine. i dare Tuffnut to go a day without Chicken.

KABOOM: SAY WHAT NOW?

KABOOM: THAT IS THE CRUELEST OF DARES, ASTRID! THE CRUELEST!😭😭😭😭😭😭🐔

KABOOM: I SHALL FOREVER MISS YOU, MY CHICKEN! 🐔🐔🐔🐔

Hiccup_Haddock: it's just one day, Tuff.  You can survive one day.

KABOOM: BUT WHO'S GONNA FEED CHICKEN? AND TELL HER STORIES? AND READ HER POETRY?

AstraTheFearless19: Its just. One. Day.

KABOOM: AND WASH HER? AND PREEN HER FEATHERS? AND GIVE HER FASHION ADVICE? AND---

CrazyAxeLady: I will kill your chicken if you won't accept your dare and move on, Tuffnut.

AstraTheFearless19: THANK you, Heather.

xRuffNutx: guys, you realize that were inside the Clubhouse, seated in a circle, TEXTING each other our truths or dares?

Hiccup_Haddock: Oh yeah...

Everyone is offline.

Coming soon: Truth or Dare part 2!

(Maybe not the next chapter, but it's coming!)