
Loki Day
Everyone is online.
KABOOM: HEYYYYYYY GUYS!!!!
Hiccup_Haddock: what is it, Tuff. I'm working on the Dragon Eye.
AstraTheFearless19: Are you ever not working on that?
Hiccup_Haddock: you know, Astrid, the Dragon Eye isn't the only thing i think about.
AstraTheFearless19: 😶😶😶
xRuffNutx: awww, look at you two. But guess what day it is?
SmartyPantz56: ....... Wednesday?
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: no, Thursday!
KABOOM: *facepalms*
xRuffNutx: ..... it's Tuesday. And no, that's not what we're talking about. Something more important.
CrazyAxeLady: Is it your birthday?
xRuffNutx: no.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Tuff's Birthday?
KABOOM: nooopppee.
AstraTheFearless19: Snotlout. They have the same birthday. They're twins.
Hiccup_Haddock: CHICKEN's birthday?
KABOOM: that's next week.
AstraTheFearless19: just tell us what's going on!!! For Thor's sake, the day I decide to sleep in, I get this.
CrazyAxeLady: Astra, it's 6 o clock.
AstraTheFearless19: Your point is?
SmartyPantz56: In the morning.
AstraTheFearless19: and?
Hiccup_Haddock: Oh my Thor.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: just tell us what the big occasion is, guys. Seriously. If it was a birthday party and I wasn't invited, I'm gonna blow something up.
AstraTheFearless19: Snotlout, you're never invited to birthday parties.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ...........how do you know?
AstraTheFearless19: 1), Vikings don't do birthday parties. 2), even if they did, they wouldn't invite you.
CrazyAxeLady: I love this. Astrid just roasts him every single time and Snotlout still thinks she loves him.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: You know, Astrid, one of these days I might think you're serious and break up with you.
Hiccup_Haddock: *Facepalms.*
KABOOM: Snotman, no. Just no.
AstraTheFearless19: there aren't any words to express how angry I feel right now. Go on, Ruffnut.
xRuffnutx: *falls out of chair laughing at Snotlout* *stands up and sits back down* right, sorry.
xRuffNutx: today, my edgy friends, is Loki day.
Hiccup_Haddock: Ahhh, everyone's least favorite day of the year.
KABOOM: ANNNNDDD, Ruff and I's favorite day of the year.
AstraTheFearless19: 😬😬😬 come near me with your tricks and I'll knock the Loki right out of you.
xRuffNutx: 😈
KABOOM: 😈
Hiccup_Haddock: 🗡🏹
AstraTheFearless19: 😱
CrazyAxeLady: Yea, I'll take that as a sign that sweet, innocent Hiccup is gone.
SmartyPantz56: Oh Thor help is if Hiccup's gone savage.
Hiccup_Haddock: You prank me, you die. I'm not in the mood for this yak dung, guys.
AstraTheFearless19: We should have some kind of funeral for sweet innocent Hiccup. Too bad we don't have a body to burn...
Hiccup_Haddock: .............. You're not burning me.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ALL RIGHT WHO DID THAT.
CrazyAxeLady: Did what?
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: someone set my saddle on fire.
Hiccup_Haddock: Uhhh, Snotlout, your dragon is a Monstrous Nightmare so....
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Hookfang didn't do it.
SmartyPantz56: Are you sure? Oh Thor....xkfjfdnsndnnxnsksekfj djrjjfjd e djdjfnf enjsske
Hiccup_Haddock: Guys, Fishlegs just fainted.
Hiccup_Haddock: and the Twins have gone silent, which can't be good.
Hiccup_Haddock: And the dragons stole some comms.
AstraTheFearless19: comm?
Hiccup_Haddock: Communication Devices. Comm for short. It's what I named the box thingies that were using to text each other.
CrazyAxeLady: and the dragons have gotten a hold of them.
Hiccup_Haddock: alright, my hut is filled with fish. 🗡 who wants to die first?
AstraTheFearless19: I don't.
Hiccup_Haddock: I won't kill you. The twins aren't getting off lightly though.
KABOOM: Hehehehehehe
AstraTheFearless19: Does ANYONE want to explain why there is smoke coming out of Fishlegs' house?
xRuffNutx: ................ no?
CrazyAxeLady: Are you serious? DRAGON NIP???
Hiccup_Haddock: *Sigh* What did they do now? If it was expensive, hire Gobber. .
CrazyAxeLady: They slipped Dragon Nip into Fishlegs' food....
AstraTheFearless19:he's basically high right now.
KABOOM: FISHLEGS? high? That's ridiculous.
SmartyPantz56: jffhI dbdbx i like pretty kitties. Nsnsehfhxhh
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hiccup_Haddock: Oh Thor.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: This is hilarious! Best one yet!! Good job you guys.
AstraTheFearless19: If there was any chance of me ending up with Snotlout, (and believe me, there wasn't any to begin with) it's gone now.
Hiccup_Haddock: don't encourage them, Snotlout, you'll only make it---
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxbxdbndje
Hiccup_Haddock: --worse. Did anybody see where he landed? Wow, that sheep launcher works well.
CrazyAxeLady: I got him. 😒
SmartyPantz56: I see stars. Hi Astrid! Do you see stars Astrid?
AstraTheFearless19: I got Fishlegs.
Hiccup_Haddock: I'll round up the twins.
Hiccup_Haddock: 3
AstraTheFearless19: 2
CrazyAxeLady: 1
AstraTheFearless19, CrazyAxeLady, and Hiccup_Haddock: BREAK
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