Late Night Thoughts
KABOOM: Is anyone on?
AstraTheFearless19: Tuffnut, it's the middle of the night. What do you want?
Hiccup_Haddock: guys. Sleep.
AstraTheFearless19: it's Tuff, Hiccup.
KABOOM: Well you were the one that replied to my text.
SmartyPantz56: Why are you texting us? What's wrong? I was in the middle of a dream where Meatlug and
I had found a--
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: guys, I was getting my beauty sleep!
AstraTheFearless19: your 'beauty sleep' has failed you for 18 years. Why would it be working now?
CrazyAxeLady: THANK you Astrid.
TuffHater#1: Amen, sister.
KABOOM: Snotlout, dude, do you need some ice for that burn?
Hiccup_Haddock: yeah... we've got some snow up on the mountain, unless you want to get your head ripped off by a Snow Wraith like you almost did last time. Either way we don't care.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: you and I remember last time very differently.
TuffHater#1: Hiccup is so much sassier at night.
TuffHater#1: I like that.
CrazyAxeLady: ......
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ......
SmartyPantz56: ......
KABOOM: ......
Hiccup_Haddock: ??????
AstraTheFearless19: !!#%$&#*
KABOOM: So... we're certain Ruff and I are twins, right?
CrazyAxeLady: Not anymore.
SmartyPantz56: does anyone even remember why we're up? Is Astrid raving again?
AstraTheFearless19: I am going to hurt you.
CrazyAxeLady: nah, she's good.
Hiccup_Haddock: My friends are psychopaths.
AstraTheFearless19: the only reason we hang out with you is because you're crazy. We don't hang with boring people.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: So true, babe, so true.
AstraTheFearless19: you realize I HATE you, right?
Hiccup_Haddock:😂😂😂
AstraTheFearless19: 😂😂😂
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: 😢😢😢
CrazyAxeLady: you guys are hilarious. Astrid, do you have something to tell Hiccup?
AstraTheFearless19: Zip it, Heather. The only reason I even told you was because I was drunk, now leave it be.
Hiccup_Haddock: Does ANYONE know what's going on?
KABOOM: I haven't got a clue.
Hiccup_Haddock: Yeah, we know.
TuffHater#1: That is hurtful, Haddock.
CrazyAxeLady: 👰👰👰🤰🤰🤰👪
AstraTheFearless19: I fricking hate you, Heather.
Hiccup_Haddock: Astrid, what is going on?
AstraTheFearless19: I know where you sleep, Heather.
CrazyAxeLady: OH THOR SHE'S SERIOUS!!!
Hiccup_Haddock: ASTRID WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW????
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: don't worry, Heather, if Astrid kicks you out, you can always move in with me!
CrazyAxeLady: i'd stay with the twins before I spent the night at your house, Snothat.
KABOOM: REJECTEDDDD!!!
TuffHater#1: 😂😂😂 and the plot thickens!
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I know you and Astrid are just playing hard to get, Heather.
Hiccup_Haddock: Snotlout, no means no.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Why do you care about who Astrid ends up with?
SmartyPantz56: you gonna tell her now?
Hiccup_Haddock: I will kill you, Fishlegs. I'm capable of it.
AstraTheFearless19: ......
TuffHater#1: Brother, did you just hear what I heard?
KABOOM: What, dear sister, did you heard?
SmartyPantz56: its actually hear---
TuffHater#1: don't interrupt, Fishlegs. I heard, brother, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III threatening Sir Fishlegs Ingerman.
KABOOM: Ahh, yes, dear sister, I heard said threat. I have yet to recover from the shock myself.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: you two are idiots. Hiccup doesn't threaten. Ever. It's unheard of.
CrazyAxeLady: BOOM. You just heard of it.
AstraTheFearless19: .......What?
KABOOM: poor, confused Astrid. She doesn't know what to think.
TuffHater#1: it's okay, Astrid, I'm sure Hiccup had an explanation. After all, ruthless threatening is Astrid's thing.
Hiccup_Haddock: ....you lost me.
AstraTheFearless19: Yeah, I'm gone.
SmartyPantz56: you guys, it's 3 in the morning. Just go to bed.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Yeah, I still need my beauty sleep.
AstraTheFearless19: Snotlout, we've been over this! Do I need to repeat my burn?
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ....no....
Hiccup_Haddock: Thank you. Now, goodnight, guys!
AstraTheFearless19: Goodnight, Hiccup!
CrazyAxeLady: What about the rest of us?
AstraTheFearless19: Heather, you're literally on the same room as me. Come on. And as for the rest of you-- Hiccup is the only one worth talking to. Except maybe Ruffnut.
TuffHater#1: ☝️☝️☝️😢😢😢😊😊😊
KABOOM: okay, Ruff, overboard on the faces.
Hiccup_Haddock: Goodnight everyone. Astrid-- 😊😊😊
AstraTheFearless19: 😊😊😊
TuffHater#1: Hiccup and Astrid... Astrup? Hicast? Oh, HICCSTRID.
KABOOM: Hiccstrid, definitely.
Hiccup_Haddock:😑😑😑
AstraTheFearless19: 😑😑😑
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: 😑😑😑
TuffHater#1: Fine. Goodnight.
CrazyAxeLady: you guys are cute. Goodnight!
KABOOM: Goodnight peeps!!
Hiccup_Haddock: 'night guys.
AstraTheFearless19: Night.
SmartyPantz56:I totally agree, Heather.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: gee, you guys take forever to say goodnight. And seriously? HICCSTRID? You know it's Snotstrid forever.
Hiccup_Haddock: go to bed before I go to your hut and knock you out myself.
AllDaLadiesLoveMe: you threatened me.
Hiccup_Haddock: I'm tired.
AstraTheFearless19: GO TO BED BEFORE I LOCK YOU TWO IN A HUT TOGETHER.
Hiccup_Haddock, AstraTheFearless19, SmartyPantz56,
AllDaLadiesLoveMe,
CrazyAxeLady,
TuffHater#1
And KABOOM are offline.
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