Everyone is online.

Hiccup_Haddock: hey guys.... Where's Astrid at?

xRuffNutx: I haven't seen her since last night at the sleepover that we have, like, once a month.

KABOOM: YEAH, HICCUP, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? THE SLEEPOVERS ARE SO FUN! WHY DON'T WE DO MORE?

Hiccup_Haddock: because we're busy, I don't know, rescuing dragons? Why do you think? And also, why do you keep turning on the caps lock?

KABOOM: I'M NOT LAZY THIS TIME. I JUST LIKE HOW BIG THE LETTERS ARE.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: it's giving me a headache.

KABOOM: LIKE I SAID LAST TIME: GOOD.

Hiccup_Haddock: I should check the stables. Did i check the stables? Where is Stormfly?

SmartyPantz56: Tuff, it is kinda annoying.

KABOOM: YES I KNOW, FISHLEGS. THAT'S KINDA THE POINT.

Hiccup_Haddock: actually, no, where is Heather! That's who I should be worried about. Especially after what i saw last night...

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: are you finally moving on from Astrid and leaving her to me?

Hiccup_Haddock: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

KABOOM: WHOOOOAAA, CONFESSIONS!

Hiccup_Haddock: *sigh* *facepalm* I need to find either Heather or Astrid right now. If anyone has any information about the whereabouts of one of those two girls, I need it.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ........why?

Hiccup_Haddock: because I said so, that's why.

Hiccup_Haddock: okay, twins, you guys search the Edge. If you find either of the two, or both, message me. Snotlout, you go to Berk and do the same. Fishlegs, either come with me, or go visit the Defenders of the Wing and ask about our friends.

SmartyPantz56: and where are you going?

Hiccup_Haddock: Berzerker Island.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: why are you going to Berzerker Island?

Hiccup_Haddock: because Astrid could be there.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Well then shouldn't I go? I mean obviously Astrid is gonna be expecting me to find her.

KABOOM: ARE YOU REALLY THAT CLUELESS? AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING COMING FROM ME.

KABOOM: OR AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT ASTRID WOULD SAY *runs away sobbing* 😭😭😭😭😭

Hiccup_Haddock: why is he crying?

xRuffNutx: it's okay, Hiccup. I've lived with him for 18 years. It never gets easier.

Hiccup_Haddock: yeah, I know. Anyway, 1.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: 2.

SmartyPantz56: 3.

Everyone: GO

AllDaLadiesLoveMe, SmartyPantz56, KABOOM, and  xRuffNutx are offline.

Hiccup_Haddock: alright, Heather. Come on out.

CrazyAxeLady has turned off invisibility.

CrazyAxeLady: hey, Hiccup! How ya been?

Hiccup_Haddock: very funny, Heather. Where did you take Astrid?

AstraTheFearless19: hey Hicc.

Hiccup_Haddock: OH MY THOR, ASTRID! Do you even realize how scary it is to wake up and find you and Heather gone? Never do that again!

CrazyAxeLady: Aww, you're worried for her! That's so cute!

AstraTheFearless19: come on, Heath, give him a break. I did disappear for hours.

Hiccup_Haddock: where are you guys? I'm on my way.

AstraTheFearless19: Berzerker Island. She hog tied me to a chair in Dagur's house.

Hiccup_Haddock: how on earth are you texting then?

AstraTheFearless19: there's this thing... It's called talk to text? You should try it sometime. 😒

Hiccup_Haddock: hahaha, funny Astrid. Real funny. And who invented talk to text again? And Heather, really?

CrazyAxeLady: don't look at me, Astra thought it would be funny to prank you.

AstraTheFearless19: NO I didn't

CrazyAxeLady: okay, maybe i thought it would be funny to prank you.

CrazyAxeLady: and so far, you two have not disappointed.

AstraTheFearless19: I'm getting rope burns for nothing. I am pretty disappointed.

Hiccup_Haddock: come on, Heather, let her go. We all know that rope hurts the skin.

CrazyAxeLady: no hard feelings, right Astra?

AstraTheFearless19: of course not. All best friends tie each other to chairs at some point.

Hiccup_Haddock: whoa, really?

AstraTheFearless19: ..........

CrazyAxeLady: ..........

AstraTheFearless19: ..........

CrazyAxeLady: ..........

AstraTheFearless19: ARE YOU STUPID?

CrazyAxeLady: of COURSE girls tie their best friends to chairs! I would feel offended if your best friend hasn't tied you to a chair yet!

AstraTheFearless19: Its a symbol of TRUE FRIENDSHIP when you know your BFF(F) enough to tie them to a chair and know they won't kill you!

CrazyAxeLady: if you aren't willing to tie Astrid to a chair, what kind of BFF(F) are you?!?!

AstraTheFearless19: I would be willing to tie you to a chair any day! That's how much I respect and revere you!

Hiccup_Haddock: .........

CrazyAxeLady: do you have any idea how hard it is to tie Astrid to a chair? Pretty darn hard! But you do it because you're her BFF(F) and you're willing to show her!

AstraTheFearless19: You're really behind, Haddock. What do you think Viking/Berzerkers do to show that they're best friends? Make charm bracelets?

CrazyAxeLady: you should know us by now, Hiccup. Come on.

Hiccup_Haddock: Girls are weird.

AstraTheFearless19: You're risking death right there, buddy, I'd watch your mouth.

CrazyAxeLady: I can't believe this guy. Can you believe this guy?

AstraTheFearless19: No I can not.

Hiccup_Haddock: Well, I'm here. Whatever it is you wanted to say confessionwise, you should probably say it now so I can get you out of here. The Berzerkers are kinda freaking me out.

AstraTheFearless19: *Groans* *rolls eyes* come on, Heather, PLEASE let me off the hook!

CrazyAxeLady: Astra, you're ma bestie and I love you as if you were my sister, so I'm doing this for you.

CrazyAxeLady: no.

AstraTheFearless19: wow, great best friend you are. Hiccup, other best friend, help me?

Hiccup_Haddock: I actually want to hear what you have to say confessionwise. So get started, girl, cause Dagur wants his hut back.

I'mDeranged: I doooo.

Everyone else: get outta here, Dagur!

CrazyAxeLady: you have a village to run, Dagur!

I'mDeranged: FINE. Gods, Heather, you suck the fun out of everything.

I'mDeranged is offline.

CrazyAxeLady: I do not! I kidnapped my best friend for FUN!

AstraTheFearless19: YEAH, whatever, just get me out of here!

Hiccup_Haddock: first tell me and Heather what you have to confess.

AstraTheFearless19: GAH. FINE.

AstraTheFearless19: *mumbles something incoherent.*

Hiccup_Haddock: what was that?

AstraTheFearless19: I'm gonna kill you when I get out, Hiccup. But I said that I like you.

Hiccup_Haddock: Well, Milady, you're in luck! I like you too.

AstraTheFearless19: LIKE like?

Hiccup_Haddock: obviously!

AstraTheFearless19: yay! Now can you get me out? The ropes are cutting into me.

Hiccup_Haddock: oh yeah, no prob.