Hiccup_Haddock: uh, guys....

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: HICCUP SHUT UP AND GO AWAY! IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS!!!

xRuffNutx: Uh, idiot, it's after lunch time.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: DON'T SAY THAT TO ME. I'M TIRED. GOING BACK TO BED.

KABOOM: STAHHHPPPP USING MA SIGNATURE TEXT!!!

xRuffNutx: .......... How are we friends....?

AstraTheFearless19: I honestly don't know.

Hiccup_Haddock: Ahh, Astrid. Just the person I was looking for. Where have you been all day?

AstraTheFearless19: Getting ready for my visitor.

SmartyPantz56: ?

AstraTheFearless19: Oh, sorry, I mean my old friend Mharson. He moved to an island close to the Edge awhile ago and is coming to visit now that he knows I live here.

Hiccup_Haddock: Uh, were you planning on telling us any time soon?

AstraTheFearless19: Gee, Hiccup, I forgot. At least all 800 times I've told you this month don't count. Sorry.

KABOOM: SO GUYS, GUESS WHAT CHICKEN'S HUSBAND SAID TO ME THE OTHER DAY?

Hiccup_Haddock: K, no reason to be upset. We just don't know him. How can we trust someone we don't know?

AstraTheFearless19: He's friends with me. I'm pretty sure he's trustworthy. But no, I guess you don't trust me anymore.

xRuffNutx: he said WHAT???

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ..... okay, that's low even for a chicken.....

Hiccup_Haddock: Its not that.

AstraTheFearless19: What is it, then???

KABOOM: RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM.

SmartyPantz56: I feel stupid for asking this, but what did he say?

Hiccup_Haddock: I'm just worried for the Edge, and the gang, and you. You don't need to get so worked up.

AstraTheFearless19: You get so worked up over the dumbest things...

KABOOM: SO, I WAS LIKE, 'OH NO YOU DIDN'T,' AND HE WAS LIKE, 'OH YES I DID,' AND I WAS LIKE, 'FITE ME, BOY' AND THEN HE SAID, '--

AstraTheFearless19: ............

Hiccup_ Haddock: ............

KABOOM: WHAT?

Hiccup_Haddock: ...... you guys are having an entire conversation aside from ours.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: What's it to you?!

AstraTheFearless19: I thought you were sleeping, idiot.

Hiccup_Haddock: Uh, okay, guys, not the time. Astrid, your guests are here.

AstraTheFearless19: REALLY??? MHARSON?! OMT IT IS HIM! COME ON GUYS, TIME TO GO GREET THEM!!!

AstraTheFearless19 is offline. 

SmartyPantz56: Wow. She was really enthusiastic about that.

KABOOM: NO KIDDING! IT ALMOST MAKES ONE THINK... SHE'S NEVER THIS EXCITED TO SEE HICCUP!

xRuffNutx: Of course she is, knucklehead! Remember that one time when she got--

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: He was gone for a week.

xRuffNutx: Then what about that other time--

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: She was visiting Garff on Melody Island to see how he was doing. She was gone for 3 days.

xRuffNutx: But what about the time--

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Hiccup had been in a coma for 3 weeks after fighting the Red Death. Face it, Hiccup, she likes this Mharson guy more than you.

Hiccup_Haddock: That's not true.... right?

SmartyPantz56: Yeah, Hicc, I want to say no, but you can't ignore the facts.

xRuffNutx: Oh my Thor, is that him? The black haired dude with blue eyes? Hiccup, you have 0 chance. This dude is HAWT.

Hiccup_Haddock: WOW, Ruff, thanks for the undying loyalty. I'm definitely feeling better about myself.

SmartyPantz56: Wow, she's hugging him. Yeah, sorry, man, zero chance.

KABOOM: GUYS, WHERE IS THE CONFIDENCE IN OUR MAN HICCUP?

xRuffNutx: She's taking him and his mother on a tour of the island. Hiccup is screwed.

Hiccup_Haddock: Do I say hi to him? What do I do?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: NO NO NO. Bad idea. It'll sound like you're desperate. The best thing to do is remain calm and collected.

SmartyPantz56: Hicc is way far from calm and collected.

Hiccup_Haddock: K, so what do I do when he talks to me? Or asks me who I am?? When Astrid introduces me???

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Make eye contact. Make sure he knows Astrid is yours. NO talking. Don't even say hi. Nod.

KABOOM: YEAH. SNOTLOUT HAS STRANGELY GOOD ADVICE.

xRuffNutx: When you're getting relationship advice from Snotlout, you know something is wrong.

Hiccup_Haddock: I know, right? Relationship issues. Love it. 😒

KABOOM: SHOULD WE GO CHECK ON ASTRID, IN CASE THE MHARSON DUDE GETS A LITTLE TOO FRIENDLY?

xRuffNutx: PSHHHH, Tuffnut, it's not like Hiccup wants us to spy on Astrid.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I got u. It doesn't sound much different from what I do already, ya know?

Hiccup_Haddock: Ok, Snotlout, not sure whether to be creeped out or angry.

SmartyPantz56: Both. Definitely both.

xRuffNutx: Okay, guys, they're coming back. Look happy.

xRuffNutx: Snotlout, your smile looks too much like a creepy stalker. Although that doesn't sound much different from what you are.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Shut up and focus, Thing 2, Mharson is asking what your name is.

Hiccup_Haddock: OH THANK GOD FOR HEATHER.

CrazyAxeLady: Hi, I'm here. Who's the hottie?

KABOOM: HICCUP'S REPLACEMENT.

xRuffNutx: Oh wow. Is he flirting with Heather?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Oh wow, flirting with Astrid AND Heather. This dude is good. I don't even think Astrid realizes he's flirting with Heather.

Hiccup_Haddock: Should I pull Astrid out and talk to her?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: NO, she'll think you're jealous.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Wait. Are you?

Hiccup_Haddock: ........

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Oh Thor! Hiccy-poo IS jelly!

SmartyPantz56: did you seriously just call your cousin Hiccy-poo???

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: That's not the point. The point IS, Hiccup is jealous, and wants his baby Astrid back.

xRuffNutx: ........ no, Snotlout. No.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Don't judge my nickname making.

Hiccup_Haddock: *silently judging you*

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Listen, do you want my help or not???

Hiccup_Haddock: Not really. But it's not like I have a choice.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: You know it.

Hiccup_Haddock: Crap. The Mharson dude is looking at me... I think he's expecting me to say something.

KABOOM: WELL, DON'T SAY HI. INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR SOMETHING.

xRuffNutx: Hiccup, relax. You look too tense. You're just shaking his hand, not petting a Fire Worm.

Hiccup_Haddock: Guys! Chill with the texting. I'm trying to have a conversation with the guy.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: You're being too upbeat. Is it too much to ask for you to look cooler?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Wait... it's you. Nevermind. Try not to show your geeky side, and you should survive.

Hiccup_Haddock: if my box-thing goes off ONE MORE TIME, I will take these and chuck them in the ocean.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: dude, chill.

Hiccup_Haddock: 😐 I'm serious.

KABOOM: SNOT-MAN, TRY NOT TO MESS THIS UP FOR US, PLEASE? I LIKE THESE TEXTING THINGS.

xRuffNutx: Why are you even saying that? Snotlout messes up pretty much everything.

KABOOM: TRUE.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: You need to relax. Man up. Try not to look so nerdy.

Hiccup_Haddock: I'll stop looking so 'nerdy' when you start looking civilized.

SmartyPantz56: Ohh... good one, Hiccup.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Shut up and answer his question.

Hiccup_Haddock: Its a stupid question. I don't feel like answering it.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: That's my thoughts every. Single. Time. You ask me a question. Answer it.

KABOOM: MAYBE HE DOESN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO IT.

xRuffNutx: Well yeah he doesn't. Mharson asked him what he was to Astrid. Duh he wouldn't know.

Hiccup_Haddock: GUYS, WHAT DO I SAY???

SmartyPantz56: Play it safe. Say you're her friend.

CrazyAxeLady: No! Look what you did! You made Astrid look upset!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Dude, she's flirting with some other guy! Plus, she and Hicc just got in a fight!!! What is she expecting???

CrazyAxeLady: Well, you could've been a little more considerate!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: To heck with considerate! Was it considerate of Astrid to ditch us and go to take Mr. Mharson on a tour of the island!?

CrazyAxeLady: This is her friend she hasn't seen in years!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: That doesn't mean she had to reject her current ones!

KABOOM: GUYS, BE QUIET! I THINK MHARSON IS LEAVING NOW.

xRuffNutx: What did Hiccup say to him now?

SmartyPantz56: He said something about how Mharson missed a lot since he left Astrid.

xRuffNutx: OKAY, RUDEEEE

KABOOM: 😐😐😐

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Jeez, Hiccup, that's some glare Astrid's giving you. I suspect after this you may need to go into hiding.

Hiccup_Haddock: UH, SHUT UP, OKAY? I KNOW, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.

xRuffNutx: He is so jelly...

Hiccup_Haddock: Uhh, am not. Just say bye, Ruff. He's leaving.

SmartyPantz56: Crap, he said he'd come visit again soon.

Hiccup_Haddock: *sigh* we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. For now, I've got to concentrate on not dying.

AstraTheFearless19 is online.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Well crap.

AstraTheFearless19: HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD, WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?

AstraTheFearless19: YOU JUST CHASED AWAY MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND BECAUSE YOU DON'T TRUST MY JUDGEMENT???

xRuffNutx: Good luck with her, Hiccup.

xRuffNutx, KABOOM, SmartyPantz56, AllDaLadiesLoveMe, and CrazyAxeLady are offline.

AstraTheFearless19: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THAT TO ME. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW UPSET I AM RIGHT NOW???

Hiccup_Haddock: Uh. You just stomped off to your hut. I think I do.

AstraTheFearless19: NOW IS NOT THE TIME. EXPLAIN YOURSELF. NOW.

Hiccup_Haddock: I'm sorry, Astrid, I don't know what came over me. It just felt like he was going to take you away from us or something. We got desperate.

AstraTheFearless19: ..... what?

Hiccup_Haddock: Snotlout was telling me I was jealous or something. I wouldn't know, though, since I've never really been jealous of anyone like this before. I'm sorry.

AstraTheFearless19: .........

Hiccup_Haddock: *sigh* it makes sense if you wouldn't want to be-- well, whatever we are-- anymore. I knew it was too good to be true.

AstraTheFearless19: NO, sorry, I'm just confused. I thought it was because you didn't trust me. I didn't know it was because you cared about me. Mharson is just like a big brother to me. And Hiccup, I wouldn't leave you guys. Mharson may be a good friend, but he's not you guys. He's too boring 😫.

Hiccup_Haddock: Yeah, you'd be bored in a minute! 🙃

AstraTheFearless19: heh. So, you wanna go to the stables to check on the dragons? I haven't seen Stormfly all day and it's killing me.

Hiccup_Haddock: Good idea. Toothless may get impatient. And no one wants that!

AstraTheFearless19: OKAY, then. I'm glad we had this talk 😊

Hiccup_Haddock: Me too. 😊

StoickTheVast: Ahhh, young love.

THE END.

HAHA! WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT, WERE YA!!! TAKE THAT. I CAN BE UNPREDICTABLE!!!

Anyway, thanks so much to WarriorQuinn for the idea!!!!

I will take ideas as long as they're reasonable and I can think of a story/plotline to go with it. I will try to get to your ideas, but I, sadly, am only one.

So sorry for the late updates! I made this one longer to make up for it! Hopefully there should be more coming up soon as I have more ideas, but I still have to finish Ghosts of the Legendaries and all that. ❤❤❤ Anyway, there you go!

Love you Guys! Thanks for reading!

Silverwolf735

For all you who want to see what Mharson looks like:

OK, So these are pics I found that would look like I would imagine he does. He is not a real character and these pics aren't mine, blah blah blah.

So there! For those of you who want a taste of Mharson Stone 😁