CrazyAxeLady is online.

CrazyAxeLady: hey Astra, are you on?

AstraTheFearless19 is online.

AstraTheFearless19: HEATHER! Next time WARN me when you're going to start spontaneously texting me in the middle of the night. You almost woke Snotlout up with my phone dinging!

AstraTheFearless19: You know that the definition of sleepover is where you actually sleep, right?

AstraTheFearless19: Why are you texting me anyway? We're sleeping right next to each other. You can just talk to me when you need something. 

AstraTheFearless19: And for real? In the middle of the night? I mean, can't it just wait till tommorow?

AstraTheFearless19: what's so important? What do you want? I'm exhausted, you know. This isn't helping my mood. And I'm already mad at Snotlout for many other reasons.

AstraTheFearless19: ....... Heather?

CrazyAxeLady: are you done?

AstraTheFearless19: *sigh* yes. What's up?

CrazyAxeLady: the sky.

AstraTheFearless19: So you woke me up on the middle of the night to tell me that the sky is up?

AstraTheFearless19: What do you really need. For real.

CrazyAxeLady: geeez, Astra, no need to be angry. I just wanted to talk to you about Hiccup.

AstraTheFearless19: Well... i... What am I supposed to know about Hiccup? It's not like I like him or anything.

CrazyAxeLady: 😑 are you kidding me? For an amazing warrior you are a horrible liar. I'm surprised Hiccup doesn't know how you feel about him still. 

AstraTheFearless19 Has created a private chat.

AstraTheFearless19 has named the group chat BFFS ONLY. NO SPYING.

AstraTheFearless19 has invited CrazyAxeLady  to the group chat.

AstraTheFearless19: HEATHER. You KNOW not to say that in the normal chat! Anyone can see that!

CrazyAxeLady: you mean HICCUP can see that. And yes, I know. I'm just trying to push you too together, okay? Geez!

AstraTheFearless19: Yeah, I can tell you are. And so can the gang. And our dragons. And HICCUP.

CrazyAxeLady: that is the point, girl. We WANT them to know you like Hiccup.

AstraTheFearless19: NOW WHY ON EARTH WOULD WE TELL THEM THAT? ARE YOU MAD?

CrazyAxeLady: nahhhh, I'm not mad.  NO DUH, I'M A BERZERKER! listen, Astrid. Do you want Hiccup to be your boyfriend?

AstraTheFearless19: OBVIOUSLY.

CrazyAxeLady: Well then, drop more hints! Or just outright tell him!

AstraTheFearless19: I HAVE BEEN DROPPING HINTS EVER SINCE WE WERE 15 YEARS OLD.

AstraTheFearless19: I'm TIRED of dropping hints.

CrazyAxeLady: oh, come on, Astra. You know boys have always been slow. Hiccup especially.

AstraTheFearless19: Well I'm sooorry, I'm so impatient! I guess 3 YEARS isn't enough time. What, do you want me to wait 5 years?

AstraTheFearless19: Cause I can do that. I can wait a hundred years. That doesn't mean I have to LIKE it, though.

CrazyAxeLady: calm down, Astrid, I can hear you furiously texting from across the Clubhouse. You're going to wake everyone up.

AstraTheFearless19: I DON'T FRICKING CARE ANYMORE, OKAY? I'M UPSET.

CrazyAxeLady: CHILL. OUT.

AstraTheFearless19: you know, Heather? I'm tired of this. I'm going to bed.

CrazyAxeLady: oh no you don't. I'll keep texting you and driving you crazy all night.

AstraTheFearless19: I'll turn off the sound.

CrazyAxeLady: yeah, but it'll keep vibrating.

AstraTheFearless19: I'll turn off the vibrate.

CrazyAxeLad: then I'll kidnapp you and take you to Berzerker island until you confess to Hiccup your love for him.

AstraTheFearless19: OH COME ON. TOMMOROW IT WAS MY SHIFT!

CrazyAxeLady: I'm serious.

AstraTheFearless19: nah, your not.

CrazyAxeLady: what is my name on the phone?

AstraTheFearless19: CrazyAxeLady?

CrazyAxeLady: EXACTLY.

AstraTheFearless19: ..........

CrazyAxeLady: 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

AstraTheFearless19: ..........

CrazyAxeLady: 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

AstraTheFearless19: FINE. What do you want me to do?

CrazyAxeLady: confess your love for Hiccup. Immediately.

AstraTheFearless19: I'll think about it, okay, Heather?

CrazyAxeLady: FINE. But I want Hiccstrid.

AstraTheFearless19: I make no promises.

CrazyAxeLady: I will kill you in your sleep. 

AstraTheFearless19: NO promises. Goodnight, Heath.

CrazyAxeLady: Night, my annoying bestie.

AstraTheFearless19: Night, my insane bestie.

AstraTheFearless19 and CrazyAxeLady are offline.

Hiccup_Haddock Has turned off invisibility.

Hiccup_Haddock: oh wow. 😱