KABOOM: HEY GUYS ARE YOU UP?

xRuffNutx: We kinda need you to be up. Right now.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Whyyyyy😣😭

Hiccup_Haddock: *Sigh* What do you need, guys.

KABOOM: OUR PARENTS NEED US AT BERK FOR A FEW DAYS.....

AstraTheFearless19: Why is this so important that you have to wake us up at 4 in the morning?

xRuffNutx: ....and we CAN'T Bring Chicken because she's scared of heights and were riding Barf and Belch to Berk.

Hiccup_Haddock: and this affects us how?

KABOOM: WE KINDA NEED YOU GUYS TO BABYSIT HER FOR A FEW DAYS....

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: hold up. You want US to babysit your pet chicken for a few days?

xRuffNutx: yes.

Literally Everyone besides Ruff and Tuff: absolutely not.

KABOOM: GREAT! THANKS GUYS!

AstraTheFearless19: What? No--

xRuffNutx: we KNEW we could count on you!

KABOOM: I'M GONNA DROP CHICKEN AT HICCUP'S HOUSE IN A FEW MINUTES AND WE'LL BE OFF!

Hiccup_Haddock: no no no no no no no no--

xRuffNutx: thanks again!

KABOOM: BYE! SEE YA NEXT WEEK!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

xRuffNutx: Bye! We're gonna miss you guys! 🖐

xRuffNutx and KABOOM are offline.

SmartyPantz56: someone please tell me that didn't just happen.

CrazyAxeLady: I would, but I would be lying through my teeth.

Hiccup_Haddock: Chicken is at my doorstep. It is definitely happening.

AstraTheFearless19: oh my Thor.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: *Passes out*

Hiccup_Haddock: So what do I do with Chicken again?

CrazyAxeLady: I don't know. Is there some kind of instructions manual or something?

Hiccup_Haddock: she has a paper tied on a string to her neck. I guess that might be it.

AstraTheFearless19: Guys, it's just a chicken. It can't be that bad.

Hiccup_Haddock: there are three-thousand, one hundred and eighty (3,180) rules and regulations on how to take care of Chicken written on this paper.

AstraTheFearless19: I take back what I said. I take back everything.

CrazyAxeLady: how on earth did they fit that onto a tiny paper?

Hiccup_Haddock: the paper was folded.

SmartyPantz56: And?

Hiccup_Haddock: it's a really long paper.

AstraTheFearless19: I'm gonna kill them when they get back. 🏹🏹🏹⚰⚰⚰

Hiccup_Haddock: Astrid, violence isn't gonna solve our problem.

AstraTheFearless19: your Right! The problem is the chicken! I'll just kill her then. Thanks, Hiccup. 🏹🐔🐔

CrazyAxeLady: that's not what he meant, Astrid.

AstraTheFearless19: OH I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. I WANT THAT CHICKEN GONE.

SmartyPantz56: Astrid, she hasn't done anything completely horrible yet! Right Hiccup?

SmartyPantz56: Hiccup?

SmartyPantz56: Hiccup?

AstraTheFearless19: OMG THE CHICKEN KILLED HICCUP.

Hiccup_Haddock: BRAWWWK.

AstraTheFearless19: OMG THE CHICKEN STOLE HICCUP'S PHONE. 

Hiccup_Haddock: *cluck cluck*

AstraTheFearless19: THE CHICKEN IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

CrazyAxeLady: WORLD DOMINATION BY CHICKENS!!!

AstraTheFearless19: HUMANS ARE GOING TO GO EXTINCT!!!!

CrazyAxeLady: CHICKEN TAKEOVER!!!

AstraTheFearless19: ZOMBIE CHICKEN APOCALYPSE!!!

CrazyAxeLady: CHICKEN RAGNAROK!!

SmartyPantz56: and then they call me the paranoid one.

Hiccup_Haddock: what are you guys talking about? I went to get the chicken some food and accidently pressed talk to text!

Hiccup_Haddock: stop freaking out!

AstraTheFearless19: OMG HICCUP IS ALIVE!!!

CrazyAxeLady: OH THANK GOD. THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS DIDN'T GET TO YOU.

Hiccup_Haddock: Zombie chickens?

SmartyPantz56: don't ask.

Hiccup_Haddock: oookay, I'm just gonna bring Chicken over to Astrid and Heather's hut and we can take her for a walk.

AstraTheFearless19: Do NOT bring that thing over here, Hiccup. If you want to live till your next birthday, heed my warnings.

Hiccup_Haddock: IT IS A CHICKEN.

CrazyAxeLady: the chicken that starts Ragnarok, I bet.

Hiccup_Haddock: IT IS A CHICKEN!

AstraTheFearless19: it is dangerous. It lived with Ruff and Tuff!

Hiccup_Haddock: IT. IS. A. CHICKEN.

AstraTheFearless19: WE KNOW!

SmartyPantz56: Do you guys even REALIZE how ridiculous you sound right now?

CrazyAxeLady: Mark my words, that chicken will be the death of us all!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Come on, guys, it's a Thor-darned CHICKEN.  the worst it's gonna do is lay eggs and give us MORE Chickens to take care of.

Hiccup_Haddock: all we need to do, is Follow the instructions and we will survive this week! Got it?

AstraTheFearless19: *Grumbles* got it. But if it comes close to me I'm frying it and feeding it to Stormfly.

Hiccup_Haddock: well Stormfly's gonna have to wait. I'm bringing her over to your guys' hut, and we are going to take care of it. If I see an axe ANYWHERE near that chicken, I'll make sure you two get a year's worth of chores.

AstraTheFearless19: Are you serious?

Hiccup_Haddock: what do you think?

CrazyAxeLady: fine. I won't kill it. For now. When the twins get back, all bets are off.

(Spongebob voice) one week later:

KABOOM: HELLOOO, WE'RE HOME!

xRuffNutx: how was our Chicken? Did You do everything on the list?

Hiccup_Haddock: *laughs nervously while hiding burnt list* oh yeah, we did!

AstraTheFearless19: Hey Heather. Guess what?

CrazyAxeLady: What?

CrazyAxeLady: OHHHH.

CrazyAxeLady: who's up for fried chicken? 🐔🗡 😈

AstraTheFearless19: Sounds delicious. 😈

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I like the sound of that. 😈

Hiccup_Haddock: I'm kinda hungry for chicken. I like this idea. Especially after all our hard work, chickensitting 😈

KABOOM: HEY RUFF?

xRuffNutx: Yeah?

KABOOM: WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE NOT KIDDING?

xRuffNutx: ....... grab Chicken and go. I'll hold them off for as long as I can.

Everyone is offline.