A day in the life of me:

Me: *lazing around*

And that is "A day in the life of me"

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Me: OK if you were an animal what would you be?!

Masky: I would be a black sheep cuz I am a nobody...

Me: .... OK very imaginative!

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Levi: CLEAN UP THIS MESS RIGHT NOW!

Eren: What mess?

Levi: WHAT MESS?! *points to a small crumb* YOU DON'T SEE THAT RIGHT THERE?!

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Erwin: *writing down a complex math problem on a chalk board*

Connie: OK, um, when are we ever gonna need this in real life?

*Later on*

Connie: *in a car getting pulled over* Is there a problem, officer?

Cop: Yeah, this problem *pulls out a printed complex math problem from his pocket and shows Connie* Solve it

Armin: *pops up from the passenger seat* 21?

Connie: *punches Armin back down*

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Jumin: Alright guys say cheese

Zen & Jaehee: *gets into their poses* Cheese!

*Jeopardy music comes on in the background*

Jumin: *trying to figure out how to take the picture*

*music stops*

Zen: TAKE THE PICTURE-

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Sasha: *walking past Unknown*

Unknown: Hey kid you want some blades? *shows knives in his jacket*

Sasha: No *turns to him* Blades are for skating! *magically has skates* Ya dingus *tries to skate in the snow* It's kinda snowy

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Modern day flowers:

707: Oh look a flower *picks it off tree*

Flower: I have a boyfriend!

707: *puts the flower back* Oh sorry

*as 707 is walking away*

Flower: Yeah you should be sorry ya asshole!

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Hanji: I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong one time, but I was wrong!

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Me: *in the open trunk of a car while it's backing up* Beep...beep...beep...beep...beep beep beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *hitting a part of the car near me*

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Christa: *cooking* *gets a call* *answers* Hello?

???: Turn around....

Christa: *scared and turns around*

???: Down here....

Christa: *looks down*

Jean: I can't get up

Christa: DAMN IT JEAN-

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Oki something I wanted to ask but never got around to it

Should I bring back the "TRUTH OR DARE!!!" series?