On an average day you see many many cat trees walking around, some have construction jobs.  Some cat trees have strange jobs like human pooper-scooper-picker-uppers, but no one has a job like Royce, his job was what made him who he is today.  And he didn't choose his job, ... it chose him.  Royce's job is to be a pimp.  They call him Royce, the pimp cat tree.  Oh and he just happens to be a british pimp cat tree.  You may think that because he is a pimp he doesn't have responsibility, but NO!  He has so much responsibility, he even carries his baby pimp cat tree in his front pouch on his trunk.  He is a very responsible father.  And he has a freakishly long finger.  But this tale isn't just to inform you about Royce and what he is like, but it is about a life-changing experience he had.  It began when his wife cat tree gave birth to his baby pimp cat tree.  He was so happy, then out of the blue, it started to rain glitter, his favorite thing in the world.  Which initially only made him more happy, which made it rain more glitter.  He then realized what was going on.  By his emotions, he could make it rain glitter.  From that day forward, he was known as "Royce the pimp cat tree.  He has the power to make it rain glitter.  And he's British, and likes classical music and metallica."  Literally, that's his full name.