So I was debating with myself whether to bring my headphones to the bus because I don't have those tiny earbud things, and then I imagined everyone looking and laughing or something. So I came up with a little comeback thing:

People: -laughing and snickering because I look kinda ridiculous(i DONT. it just has a mic on the side)-
Me: oh great. Now you LAUGHING at me for wearing so-called "stupid" headphones to BLOCK OUT your stupid voices?!

And I was pretty happy with that