Here is a chapter dedicated to my brother's own though of jokes:

1) Life is like a box of chocolates. Fat people always finish first.

2) There were 2 fish in a tank. One was operating the gun and one was driving. There were 2 soldiers in a tank. They drowned.

3) Why do people always ask you to break a leg when you're auditioning? They want you to be in a cast -.-

That's all for now! I'll try to remember more and post it here occasionally.

(Enjoy the bootiful picture of my friend in the bus)