Interviewer: Today, we will be interviewing 12 year old child idol and fantastic member of the idol group, Twinkle ☆, Yamaguchi Momoko. So Momoko, first question: Do you have any rivalries with anybody in your family?

Momoko: Excuse me . . . What?

Interviewer: Do you have an rivalries with anyone in your family?

Momoko: My mom . . .

Interviewer: Your mom?

Momoko: Yeah . . .

Interviewer: So why do you consider your mother a rival, or well enemy in some cases?

Momoko: You see, before I even decided to become an idol, one Monday morning my mom decides to get remarried cuz my original father died when I was two and my older sister, Sarah is not help what so ever. So later on, after I became an idol and joined Twinkle ☆, my mom decides to use the money I earned in my idol paycheck to buy a 20 million dollar yacht and a boarding school scholarship for my older sister. So basically leaving me with nothing, so after about a year of plotting, I have decided to return the favor and take everything she has! Can I have a phone please, mine is charging?

Interviewer: *Hands Momoko his cellphone*

Momoko: *Takes phone dials her mother's phone number*

Momoko: *Takes on the phone: Hey mom-NO!!!!! I'M NOT PERFORMING ANY CONCERTS LATELY CUZ I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ANYMORE!!!!!! How many times do I have to tell you that!? YOU TOOK ALL THE MONEY TO BY A FRICKIN' YACHT AND A SCHOLARSHIP SHIP FOR SARAH BUT NOT ME, MOMOKO!!!!!!! You said, I was your favorite! Wait! Sarah is? You know what, screw you!! *Hangs up and gives him back phone*

Interviewer: Wow . . . That was intense . . .

Momko: You think! I HATE THAT WITCH!!!!!!!

Momoko: Just end this questions about her already AND don't even think about asking me about the monster called my older sister . . .