Originally by Maggie Smith

Life is short, though I would spend it with you.

Life is short, and I've shortened mine

in a thousand ill-advised ways,

just a thousand ill-advised ways,

and still I'll spend it with you . The world is

at least fifty percent terrible, and that's just an estimate,

but i would still spend it with you.

For every bird is a stone thrown towards it.

For every loved child is one dying and bruised.

Life is short, the world is 50% terrible,

and for every kind person, there is one that will kill you,

and still I would spend it with you.

In the end I am trying to live my perfect world.

Any decent salesman, walking you through a complete mess,

would speak well: this world could be beautiful, right?

You could make my world beautiful.