"This is stupid."

Yelena muttered from her position on the roof giving her a clear view of an empty warehouse that Kate and Peter thought would be a great idea to lure a 16 year old girl who was just convicted of theft with drugs then ask her to join our super dangerous super team and get drinks afterwards.

At this point Yelena was really feeling that Cassie would be better off with her dad.

"With all due respect Miss Yelena, it is a full proof plan."

Peter said through comms taking his position directly on top of the roof.

"Ah yes, full proof. Does this not sound sketchy at all to you? Kate Bishop is literally offering her drugs, her step dad is a cop and her dad is a giant ant. They will notice if she goes missing."

"Will you two shut up? I'm trying to get my drug dealer face on."

Kate interrupted the two continuing to try and fix her long black mens dress shirt that was the closest to screaming, 'I sell drugs.'

Yelena let out a deep laugh, her head throwing back.

"You Kate. A drug dealer! You're halarious."

Kate opened her mouth to protest when Peter cut her off.

"Right now Kate you look like a literal gay panic that just had a one night stand."

Yelena bursted into a larger fit of laughter.

"Oh real funny guys! Im-m not even gay."

Yelena tilted her head to this, has she really been reading Kate wrong this entire time?

"Hahah...you're joking right?"

Peter asked, just as confused as Yelena.

"I'm serious, I'm straight!"

"Name your celebrity crush then." Peter said as though he was close to a breakthrough.

Kate groaned, "Man shouldn't we be focusing on the mission?"

"Answer the question Kate Bishop." Yelena demanded a smirk playing on her face.

Kate grumbled a string of curses before kicking some rocks around and finally answering, "Emma watson.."

Peter let out a laugh but if Kate wasn't already deep in her grave she continued to dig herself further.

"But every straight women wants to fuck Emma Watson right? I thought it was just a mutual feeling! She-s pretty and a badass, but that doesnt mean Im gay..."

"Kate I think thats practically the definition of gay. Question, how many guys have you dated that don't include being forced by your mother?"

Kate took a minute and all Yelena could hear was her rapid breathing most likely rethinking every situation in her life, Yelena could practically feel the beating of the archer's heart speed with panic.

"I uh..hmm like six."

Lie.

Kate Bishop was a terrible liar, she always had a slight quiver in her voice and Yelena can imagine her biting down on her lip, her hands stuffed in her pockets, looking down hesitantly at the ground hoping and praying that no one would figure out her little lie. But Yelena, Yelena knew and as much as she wanted to expose the little lie she noticed a small figure in the corner of her eyes now walking towards the warehouse.

"Our guest is here." Yelena sang crouching lower as she watched the child walk hesitantly into the light of the warehouse right in front of a still flustered Kate.

"Cassandra?"

Kate asked the girl, her face instantly tensing up a frown forming on her face and her full light eyes instantly dimmed. Yelena was impressed at the quick face change, the question was how long could she keep it up?

"Do you have the stuff or not?" The girl snapped.

Step one was complete, luring Cassie into the middle.

Step two was next, slowly tell her we don't have drugs and ask her to join our super team. Simpler right?

"Look Cassie I-"

"Am Hawkeye. Yeah I know."

"Uh..excuse me?"

Yelena looked towards Peter most likely with a baffled look on his face under his mask, Yelena simply shrugged watching as Cassie's whole appearance changed, the once lookin drug addict now looked like a gleeful happy child.

"Yeah you're Kate Bishop aka Hawkeye, and apparently a drug dealer?"

"I uh ummm, Yelena?"

Yelena groaned, sliding down the fire escape and making her way towards the two and Peter did the same, webbing his way down from the roof. Yelena got a better view at this cassie girl, her hair a dirty blonde lazily thrown up into a ponytail and green flannel wrapped around her waist, she looked so young. Too young for something like this, Yelena was really starting to rethink this whole superhero team thing. Someone is going to get hurt.

"Oh holy shit..Spider-man! My dad and I are huge fans! Cassie, Cassie Lang. So are you guys drug dealers too?"

Peter coughed awkwardly looking at Kate who looked back at him with a shrug, "We were actually..going to offer you a spot on our team.."

"So you lured me with drugs?"

"Well I mean it kinda worked, you came, right?" Kate asked.

"I only came because I noticed your name, Bishop, as in Kate Bishop, Hawkeye, and I thought 'hey this would be a great opportunity for a Ant-girl and Hawkeye team up'. But it seems you already had that idea! And I am so in!"

The trio just stared at the girl in shock, "How did you know that im-" Kate started.

"Hawkeye? It's pretty easy to figure out, you might want to hide your face more, unless your main goal is to have everyone know who you are?"

"I...am..flabbergasted." Peter muttered.

"Um Young Avengers group huddle!" Kate exclaimed and the trio each fell into a little circle like on a football team.

"This is a bad Idea." Yelena whispered.

"Hear me out, we don't let her on actual missions yet she can be our girl in the chair!" Peter whispered back.

"Guys she's much of a hero like us, plus she knows my identity, and if we tell her no she will probably tell the whole world about me."

"This is a very shitty idea Katherine, but I will give it a shot." Yelena nodded along with Peter.

"So you guys won't mind if I let her into HQ?"

"Man does that mean I have to give up the air mattress?"

"Hey, the couch is pretty comfy. I will take the floor tonight."

The trio sighed, finally agreeing.

"Well short stuff-"

Kate was cut off by a strange looking device rolled into the middle of the four, Yelena squinted at the object trying to figure out what on earth it was, she was too late though, the deceive let out a BANG and a bright light exploded from the object temporarily blinding Yelena. The pressure of the flash bang flung her back, her back colliding with the ground pain instantly hitting her head.

If it weren't for her years of training Yelena wouldnt have gotten over the flash bang as fast as she did, her ears rang still and her vision started to double but she forced herself to stumble across the ground looking for one thing.

Kate.

Even though everything was blurry, even though all her senses were confused, all she could think was Kate. Because that's what was keeping grounded right now, keeping her awake from drifting.

"Ka-te." She coughed looking up two new figures standing right over her body. At least she thinks it's two people but they soon pick her up by the arms, roughly slamming her against the wall and slapping on a pair of handcuffs. Yelena tried to fight, she really did but it was useless. Everything was ringing, and she was slowly drifting in and out of consciousness.

Her shoulders shook with anger she tried to push against the two people that had the tight grip on her but a shock shot out throughout her body and she instantly slumped forward. She fought against the thought of sleep telling herself that she had to find Kate Bishop, they could do whatever they wanted but they would get hell if she touched Kate.

She really didn't know why she cared so much for the archer, just a couple hours ago she was willing to let her go but now, all she wanted was Kate.

As Yelena's vision blurred her gaze shifted to her left to see Peter being tackled on the ground with four people on him forcing him on his back and his hands behind his back. His screams were muffled but Yelena knew that those were indeed Peter's screams. She shivered at the thought of what's going to happen to them. She can only hope that Cassie and Kate got out. She's horrified to look to her left, scared it'll be Kate cuffed but instead it's Cassie who was completely out and being dragged by two more blurry people.

It might be the flash bang still screwing with her brain but these blurry people don't really look like assassins, or kingpins goons. From the little vision she has she sees ties and suits, not even close to Kingpins slaves, but maybe some really fancy assasins? Right now though she wasn't focused on that she was focused on where Kate was. Because from what she can see Kate is nowhere on her site. She can't really tell if this horrifies her or somehow gives her relief that Kate is safe.

Her thoughts continue to swirl her mind as she dragged, her eyelids getting heavier and heavier by the second. Before she knows it the blackness is swallowing her, succumbing her in complete darkness one last word slipping from her mouth heavily accented.

"Ka..te.."

***

Okay this looks bad.

Everything is white.

She cannot hear anything and to top it off her face is being pushed into the ground as someone fumbles to tightly wrap handcuffs around her.

'Kind of kinky' Kate thoughts echo through her head and she can't tell if she said that allowed or not, but she really hopes she did not say that allowed to her captors. Because that's just embarrassing. Not good first impressions for sure.

Kate lets out a groan as she's forced to stand on her feet, whoever tried to make her stand probably instantly regretted it because Kate instantly fell forward making them catch her in their big beefy hunky arms.

Really beefy arms.

Kate really hopes she's not saying these things out loud, it's already embarrassing enough that she's drooling on this person's big hunk bicep but she can't help it. It's hard to tell what's real and what's not real, almost like she's dreaming. One thing for sure though is that she's screwed, if these people don't kill her first then Yelena will and she's terrified of Yelena. Speaking of Yelena, where is Yelena?

"OHh ShitT.." Kate mumbles out, "Ye-lena..LenA." Kate wanted to sob she didn't want to die..she wanted Yelena. God why is she so emotional.

Something pricks her in her neck instantly taking over her body if she wasn't already disoriented this made it 10 times worse.

Thoughts collided into her mind and her body became noodles, Kate slumped further into hunky lady further, tears streaming fast.

"Oh myYy..goooOD..mISs BeefY Ma'Am I aM GayYY foR mY BesT FrEInd..can YOu belIEVE thatT I thinK Im GAY..hAHA anD Drunk Did YoU GuyS DruG mEee Oh GOdD lUck BuddY thIs Is..Issss" Kate started to drift of mid sentence her mind almost completely shuting down, and a part of her really hopes she does shut down, shes confessing everything to these people and its taking a toll on her mind. Because now, she really was questioning if she was straight. She was questioning everything.

Hunky women say something to other women but Kates barely holding onto consciousness anymore, there's just one more thing she gets to let out something she desperately needed to say.

"I woVe LeNa.."

Then sleep hit her. 

Fun fact I really thought I was straight when Emma Watson was literally my celebrity crush I actually genuinely thought people thought the same thing as I did. 

"Wait you don't think Emma Watson is cute?"

"Well I mean she's cute but...I'm not gonna like say I wanna smash her.."

I think that  was my awakening that or Kim possible....I just have a thing for bad ass red heads-

Sorry for late update but good news I will be changing the character introduction so it's not just shitty gifs

As usually hope you enjoyed ;) requests are welcome and OH I HAVE A NEW FIC IDEA but I will rant about that later because I am most definitely SLEEP DEPRIVED and will die if I don't get 30 minutes of sleep soon. 

Night weirdos ✌️