Well the chapter title is a sarcasm!! Bare with the chapter. I hope the wait is worth!! No proof reading!!

The work was pretty much hectic and shehnaaz had alot of files to complete. She was so engrossed in work that she didn't only a few employees were left at the office.

She quickly finished a file and arranged her desk and left because it was almost 9.

Shehnaaz was so tired that on reaching the hotel room she just slept.

SIDHARTH'S POV!!
I saw her walking towards her room. She looked lethargic. I was sure she will sleep as soon as she will enter her room. Oh I know because I've seen her working and making ppts and just sleep on my shoulder. And after having a good nap she would fucking curse me for not waking her up.

But today I wanted to bother her. Well the way she behaved today she deserves a punishment.

I went to the reception n I saw a new girl has been appointed today for the night. Well my work is easy in that case.

Sidharth : hey! I feel my friend has locked the room n slept n I'm here outside. Will you mind giving me a spare key?

Receptionist : sure sir room number?

Sidharth : room number 2712

Receptionist : here sir take the keys. Good night.

I grinned thinking about the mischief I'm going to do. Well well she is my would be "fake wife." She deserves a welcome from my side.

Unlocking her room i saw that all the lights are on and she just slept in an uncomfortable position with her heels.

She is cute really cute!! I took out her heels and thought what better prank then cuddling.

I just lay down beside enough to scare her. But to my surprise she snuggled into me n I'm like what the fuck!! Is she crazy?

What if it was someone else with a wrong intention. She is mad. I was thinking to scare her but she's scaring. Huuff why am I sweating. Chill bro it's ok just walk off dude

As I was just digesting this feeling I felt her hands on my neck and she nearly choked my breath.

She climbed onto me pressing my neck and almost kicking me when i just pulled her hair n changing the position n now I was on top of her.

Holy fuckk!! Who are you?? She asked

I was huffing...I almost lost my breath.
Who are you man??? For once you're cuddling and the other you're choking me to death. Who is this shehnaaz? Fuck!!!

Almost surprised she asked me 'Sidharth? What are you doing here?'

I came here to prank you but you because of you I was almost dead.

Shehnaaz : tu kar kya raha hai mere room me kutte? You scared me to death. Or tu aaya kaise mere room me haan?

Sidharth : abeyy gadhi bola tha na paper signs karne hai fake documents tu aayi nahi toh mai aa gaya

Shehnaaz : sidharth tu pagaal hai? Haaa ? Bol...what if I was wearing lingerie or whatever. How can you just barge into my room?

Sidharth : enough shehnaaz. I was in a mood to prank...har baar tujhe ladna hai..agar itni hi problem thi or itna zyada khud ki parwah thi how could you just cuddle? You snuggled into me?

Shehnaaz : mmm wwoo a..ai..aisa nahi

Sidharth : continue shehnaaz kya ho gaya ab..you don't have answers

Shehnaaz : I've a habit of cuddling n for few seconds I forgot that I'm in a hotel and jab realise hua toh...toh I pressed your neck. I'm sorry but I'm not even sorry you could have just rang the bell or called me.

Sidharth : shehnaaz I came here to scare you n you scared me ok fine I'm sorry I'll try to not do it again. Here take here are the papers. Shall we order dinner? You had your dinner?

Shehnaaz : no I didn't have...order something for both of us

Sidharth : roti, dal tadka and mix veg will do?

Shehnaaz : mmm yeahh sure..you eat so plain food

Sidharth : it's night plus I'm not working out. Haven't joined gym yet. So yes plain food motiii baby

Shehnaaz : sidharth can you please stop calling me that

Sidharth : no ways moti dalin... I've the right n now you're my wife so it's my copyright

Shehnaaz : Mr. Godzilla don't forget "fake wife". I'm not bound anything to do

Sidharth : can't you sometimes be normal? It would be a bit helpful because same flat, same job place and we even have to travel together.
So could you please be a bit nice to your "fake husband".

Shehnaaz : sure mr fake husband just like this fake smile.

Sidharth : why don't you go n change until then I will call the owner that we are coming to see the flat

While shehnaaz went to change he called the owner and told him that they'll come in the evening.

Sidharth hung up the call and he saw sana wearing shorts and t-shirt.

SIDHARTH'S POV!!
Such a tease ufff I'll go mad. Pehle cuddle or ab ye aaj bhagwaan bachaye mujhe
Breathe sidharth breathe
Breathe in breathe out Huff... you're teasing me shehnaaz now I'll tease you. But why am I nervous. You can do it sidharth. You can

With that I wrapped my arms around her waist and she gasped. You're such a tease shehnaaz I whispered. I could hardly control my laugh seeing the affects I was having on her.

Toh moti baby ready for the task? You see we are newly married so how about

And before I could complete my sentence I laughed hard my eyes filled with tears and with that she jerked my hands

Shehnaaz : tujhe bs har chiz mazaak lagta hai? Haa sidharth?

Sidharth : kyu shehnaaz kuch karna chahiye tha

Well I trying hard not laugh but I just couldn't control I kept on laughing n she was scared of me now

Shehnaaz : sidharth waheguru bol...bol waheguru...ammaa tujh me bhoot hai... cupping my face she said bol waheguru sidharth

N with the reactions I was getting I was laughing harder mere me bhoot hai?? Or tujhme bhootni hai

Sidharth : chal ab ho gaya...hufff shehnaaz tu toh darpok hai beyy

Shehnaaz : ek baar waheguru bol de sidharth please

Sidharth : chill baby koi bhoot Woot nahi hai...meko hasi aa gayi tujhe aise dekh kar or kuch nahi

Tu kitna paapi hai Sidhaarrthhh...tu kitna daraya mujhe ja yahaa se kuttey

Khana kha ke chala jaungi wifey don't worry!!

Shehnaaz pov!!
I can't let him affect me n I can't be affected. He's just helping me n he can't be more then a roomate. Yess!! I can't be affected!! Not now n never. I need to control my hormones. I did have an effect when he was close. Huff shehnaaz gear up. It was just a prank n nothing else.

Soon the food arrived we had dinner in utter silence. No one spoke.

While leaving he just said that tomorrow we are going to see a flat in the evening to which I nodded n just closed the doors.

Okayy!! So that's it for now!! Don't know when will the next part be updated.

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