Requested by Natasha_Rxgers, Bucky and Sam need to be parented by Steve and Nat bc they act like children.

Natasha loved Sunday mornings. After her and Steve had started dating, she found herself loving that she could just lay in his arms for hours.

She treasured the short and flirty conversations they would have when each were only half awake, and she loved the way he would occasionally whisper compliments in her ear just to make her smile.

What she didn't love, was being inturrupted on her morning off.

She had waken up that morning in a good mood. Steve was already awake, gently stroking her hair as her eyes fluttered open and smiling when she finally looked up at him.

"Morning," Natasha said quietly, shifting in Steve's arms so that she was facing him.

"Good morning," Steve said, smiling at her and brushing her hair from her face.

Natasha couldn't help but smile back as she leaned up to kiss him shortly.

"Any plans for today?" Natasha asked, laying her head on Steve's chest.

Steve shook his head, "Nope...movie day?"

Natasha grinned, "Sounds great."

She had leaned up for another kiss when there was a loud crash from downstairs followed by yelling.

"I swear to God Wilson! Where is it?" Bucky yelled from the kitchen.

Natasha sighed, shaking her head as she pulled her pillow over her face.

"I didn't take your damn arm Barnes!" Sam yelled back.

Another crash, "Who else would've done it?!" Bucky yelled back.

Natasha rolled her eyes and begrudgingly pushed the covers off of her, "I'm going to kill them both."

Steve chuckled quietly and got out of bed as well, following her out of their room and down to the common area.

Once they got there, they saw Sam, fully dressed in his suit with Redwing hovering over him, and Bucky, holding a small paint gun and firing at Sam with only one arm...his sleeve dangling loosely where his other was normally.

"What the fuck." Natasha mumbled, rolling her eyes as she approached the two idiots.

"Natasha! Tell Sam to give me my arm," Bucky said, walking towards her.

"I already told you I didn't take your damn arm!" Sam yelled.

Steve sighed, "Buck are you sure you didn't leave it somewhere again?"

Bucky shook his head, "Of course not. Why would I do that?"

Natasha rolled her eyes, "Why would Sam steal your arm?"

Bucky glared at Sam, "Because he's an asshole."

"And you're an idiot. What about it?" Sam said, shoving Bucky's shoulders.

Steve sighed and stepped between his two friends, "Alright calm down. Let's just go look for the arm Bucky."

Natasha shook her head, "I swear to God if I find it, I'm kicking both your asses."

Steve chuckled under his breath and walked off to try and find Bucky's arm.

Nearly an hour later, Sam and Bucky had both given up, both still bickering over wether or not Sam had hidden it.

Steve eventually have up as well, "Don't you have a backup or something?"

Bucky shook his head, "That one ugly."

"Good. It can match the rest of you," Sam said, glaring at him.

Before Bucky could shoot back an insult, they were inturrupted by a loud bang.

They looked up and saw Natasha had dropped Bucky's arm on the coffee table. Except, his arm was covered in suds and looked a lot shinier then it had before.

"Look what I found," She said, a scowl on her face as she sat down in Steve's lap.

Bucky grinned and put the arm in its place, "Where was it? Sam's room?"

Natasha shook her head, "Inside the washing machine with your load."

Bucky frowned and Sam shook his head, "Man did you really throw your arm in the washer with your clothes? That's a whole new level of stupid."

Bucky scowled, "Shut up Wilson."

Natasha rolled her eyes and stood up, "I'm ordering pizza for lunch and you two are paying."

Sam frowned, "What? Why me?!"

"Because you both pissed me off," She said in a tone that made Sam go ahead and pull out his wallet.

Steve smiled slightly and followed Natasha into the kitchen.

"How did you find the arm in the washer?" He asked with a slight laugh, wrapping his arms around Natasha's waist and resting his chin on her shoulder.

"I didn't. I was walking past the laundry room and heard banging coming from the machine so I opened it and found that."

Steve chuckled and kissed Natasha's cheek, "One of these days, they're going to kill each other."

Natasha sighed, "Not if I don't kill them first...it's funny, because I don't remember having children, but then they come along and I feel like their damn mother."

Steve laughed again,"Well at least we'd be prepared if we ever did have a kid. Nothing could be worse then them."

Natasha grinned slightly, "Except them plus Tony and Clint."

Steve frowned, "I don't even want to think about that right now."

Natasha laughed and sighed, leaning up to kiss Steve.

Her hands cupped his face gently and she allowed herself to completely melt into the kiss.

"Natasha! When's the pizza coming!" Sam yelled, causing the couple to pull apart.

Natasha frowned and shook her head,  "I should probably order the pizza."

Steve hummed in response, pressing light kisses along Natasha's jaw, "Probably."

Natasha grinned and pushed him away with a short laugh, "You're distracting me."

Steve smirked, "Is that a problem?"

Natasha rolled her eyes, "It is right now. I'm hungry."

Steve laughed and pressed a final kiss to her lips, "Alright fine. I'll go keep an eye on those two while you order."

Natasha nodded but grabbed his arm before he could walk away, "Wait-" she said, kissing him one more time, "I love you."

Steve smiled and kissed her again, "I love you too."

Natasha smiled and Steve walked out of the kitchen.

She ordered the pizza and walked back into the living room, expecting to find the three men sitting on the couch, maybe watching TV or something.

What she didn't expect, was to find Sam and Bucky laying on opposite sides of the room with Steve sitting on the couch in between them, looking utterly exhausted by their antics.

"You're a damn fool Barnes," Sam yelled from where he was laying.

"You're superhero name is lame." Bucky fired back.

"At least I have one!" Sam yelled.

Natasha sighed and shook her head, turning around and walking right back out of the living room.

She had enough of parenting for one day.

Hey guys. Sorry my updated have Ben slower then normal. I've got soccer every day now and I play for varsity and JV so I've had pretty much a game every day.

Hopefully updates will get more consistent in the next few days.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. It was really fun to write and I personally thought it was pretty funny so I hope you guys agreed.

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