Requested by @tomiris2610 Steve and Natasha have a large crazy family and are constantly being teased by Clint, Tony, and the other avengers for the life they live.

Steve had changed everything for Natasha. He showed her what love really was and that nothing could break the bond they shared.

More then that, his serum was able to reverse the operation the red room had conducted making her infertile.

It had happened by sheer luck. The man she fell in love with just so happened to be probably the only person she could have children with.

So they started a family. It started out small. Just a daughter named Sarah after Steve's mother.

Then it got a little bigger when Natasha had a set of twins boys who they named James and Anthony after their two friends.

A few years after that and they received two more young girls only a year apart. Laura and Maria.

It was safe to say that life in their house had gotten a little chaotic.

Natasha was constantly running around to each child taking care of needs and also trying to ensure that she and Steve maintained their sanity.

Steve had taken some time off from missions to help Natasha, but they still were vastly outnumbered by their children.

It certainly didn't help that the children were all extremely energetic due to the fact that they had some of Steve's super serum and also were the child of a master assassin and spy.

It made for very interesting days.

The couple's fellow teammates loved to watch the kids, but not for too long and never all at once.

If all five Rodgers children were together, they needed the entire team to help out.

On one particular day, Tony had invited all the original avengers to dinner.

When at first Natasha and Steve had declined because they had all five kids that night, Tony insisted they bring them along to play with Morgan.

So they agreed.

Getting everyone out of the house was the first problem.

"Sarah! Can you please get your sisters shoes from upstairs?" Steve called out to their oldest, who was now 9.

Sarah ran back inside while Natasha came out with the 7 year old twins thrown over her shoulder.

"If you two don't stop fighting I'm gonna leave you here." Natasha threatened.

Sarah came back outside with some shoes and handed them to Steve before getting into the minivan they had bought after the twins were born.

"Nat where are the girls?" Steve asked.

"Uh I think they are watching TV in the living room. That's where I left them to bring out the boys."

Steve nodded. "Ok. I'll go find them."

Steve ran inside and found his two daughters laying on the couch. "Laura, Maria, let's go. We're going to see all your aunts and uncles."

Laura, the older of the two. Stood up and ran outside to the car. Maria shook her head.

"I'm not going." She said.

Steve lifted her up and carried her with one hand. "Yes you are."

"No!" She screamed.

Steve sighed. For a four year old her lungs were very strong.

Natasha came to help Steve and they eventually got everyone strapped into car seats.

Steve looked over at Natasha with a sigh. "Everyone ready?"

She nodded and grabbed his hand. "Bring us there Cap."

Steve smiled and drove over to the avengers facility that the dinner was going to be at.

Getting the kids into the car was one thing, out of it and into the right spot all together was an absolute mess.

Sarah got out first because she was the most responsible and least likely to run from her parents.

Steve held both the twins because they were the most chaotic and often ran from both Natasha and Steve just for the fun of it.

Natasha just held the two girls hands and tried to make sure they didn't run after getting distracted.

Needless to say they looked crazy.

Five kids was a handful.

Walking into the room, everyone was already there. "Sorry we're late." Natasha said, not explaining the reason. All five of the reasons were right next to them.

Tony smiled. "Glad you finally came! What took so long. Natasha couldn't get ready in time." He joked.

Natasha rolled her eyes. "Yeah that's excactly what it was."

She let go of the two girls hands to greet everyone and they both ran in different directions. "Shit." She cursed.

"Mom!" Sarah scolded.

Tony looked at Sarah with wide eyes. He covered his mouth from Natasha's view and pointed at her.

"She said a curse!"

Sarah nodded and jumped into Tony's lap. She eventually finished saying hello to everyone and ran off to play with Morgan.

Steve finally attemped to put the twins down, only for them to also run towards anything they could possible break.

"Cap, don't worry about it. Whatever they break can just be fixed later. You guys should sit down and eat before your food gets cold."

They reluctantly did so, still looking for any of their five kids.

"So...any plans for number six?" Tony joked.

Natasha shook her head. "No. Five is more then enough."

Thor nodded. "I don't know how you two do it. My father only had three and couldn't even manage that."

Tony shrugged. "My dad couldn't manage one."

Clint rolled his eyes. "Well. Laura and I manage three just as well."

Natasha rolled her eyes. "You mean Laura manages three while you play with the kids?"

Clint scowled. "I do not just play with them."

Everyone looked at Clint sceptically.

He sighed. "Well we still manage them well."

Tony rolled his eyes. "Yeah well I manage one pretty well too. Still doesn't compare to five. Then again, I'm not going for a reality show."

Steve sighed. "Tony how many times do we have to tell you we don't want a reality show."

Tony held up his hands in surrender. "Hey, why else would you have five kids willingly?"

Natasha smirked. "I like having a big family, then again, maybe it's better you only have one daughter with someone smarter then you. Some genes aren't meant to be passed on that many times." She teased.

Everyone laughed.

"You guys are just jealous of our simple life. You seven could join the circus. Captain America holds up his wife in one hand who holds their daughters in her and with his other hand he holds their other three children. I can see the act already."

Natasha rolled her eyes. "You're just jealous of how much money we would make from it."

Before Tony could respond, a loud crash came from the other room.

"That's definitely one of mine." Natasha said. "They are probably fine. I don't here screaming so just ignore it for right now. Whatever they broke we will replace."

Everyone laughed and Steve sighed. "Please don't be expensive." He said under his breath.

Tony grinned. "You guys might want to consider starting that circus act."

Hey so this is kind of silly and not very well written but I hope you enjoyed it anyways.

I'm super backed up on request so just know that if you send them in I will still do them but they will be a little far away.

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