baby ro.

tw: remus accidentally telling ro the darkside of disney,crying

mamaceit.

kinda based on my headcannon where the light sides don't know that dee raised the twins.

requested by : Pottan0patton

"So your telling me that Roman pis-" "language." "annoyed the dragon witch and was cursed to become a baby." Virgil shrugged "yeah pretty much." Logan sighed heavily.

"Ba!" Baby roman clapped and giggled. "Aww my kiddo is so cute!" Roman looked at him confused.

Virgil put a disney movie on to distract roman whilst they discussed a plan on how to get him back to normal. 

Remus happened to be walking by he didn't see Roman's head so he thought he was just laying down. Not looking at him him he said " Moana would've drowned by the time she actually reached the surface of the water." and walking away. He didn't know Roman was a baby, and this was one of there usual interactions.

Roman teared up before fully sobbing. Loudly. The others rushed through and saw roman crying his eyes out his little fists where clinging to his dragon onesie as he sobbed.

Patton quickly scooped him up in his arms and tried to calm him down. Key word being tried. Roman only sobbed louder,more tears coming. Patton looked round before virgil summoned a stuffed dragon and waved it infront of roman getting his attention. Roman looked at for a second before crying louder.

"How do we get him to stop!" logan shouted over the crying.

"M-MOMMA!!"  roman cried all the sides looked at eachother confused.

meanwhile somewhere in the dark scape.

Janus dropped his wine glass as his mother senses where going ballistic. He checked the living room. Remus was fine playing a gory video game, so that left.

His eyes widened as he pegged it to the light side of the mind palace. He slammed the door open. 

"WHERE'S ROMAN?!"

All the adult sides screamed and jumped out their skin as the door slammed open.

"MOMMA!"  Baby roman cried and made grabby hands towards him the deceitful side quickly took roman into his arms and booped his nose shushing him "shh it's ok momma's here..." The baby giggled and grabbed deceit's finger with his tiny hands. "Why is he a baby?" Janus asked as he took his finger from roman to summon his favourite stuffed bear which had green patches all over it cause remus had to sew it on multiple occasions aswell as a crown on his head.  Roman clapped and cuddled the bear,yawning.

"well he pissed off the dragon witch.Fuck knows what he did"
Virgil explained,receiving a slap on the arm from patton. Janus nodded. And turned to go back to the dark scape,with roman.

As soon as remus saw what roman was like he started apologising to janus cause he knew he would've cried.

soon the two darksides sat on the sofa with roman on remus' lap watching beauty and the beast. remus kept his mouth shut this time but roman.....

"Fuck!"

"VIRGIL!!!"