"It's all your fault~!" I mocked, looking at the man squirm in his restraints. His hair was a mess, and his wrists and ankles were red from rubbing the restraints so hard. I usually wasn't one for torture, but this was a special case.

"Stop... stop it..." He whined pathetically.

I replayed the audio.

"It's all his fault. I did nothing wrong. He caused all of this." Y/N's voice echoed across the walls, their voice suffused with hatred. I smiled, looking at the tears emerge from under the blindfold. Monaca told me I couldn't do anything to him in a 'certain way,' but I guess that's alright.

I looked at the case file, the boredom catching up to me quickly.

"Name: Shuichi Saihara, Demon name: Emo hat kid.

A detective that has come way way way too close to finding out the truth! Monaca found him snooping through the remnants of despair base as well as learning too much! Kotoko-chan has to find a way to get Emo Hat Kid to our side! Emo Hat Kid seems to have a crush on his roommates so if you want him to cry cry cry Kotoko will know what to do!"

Ugh, does she always have to talk in 3rd person? It's annoying! But Monaca is our saviour! I shouldn't be talking about her like that! I walked around, listening to the whines of emo hat kid as well as the clicks of my heels hitting the cold floorboards.

I felt myself getting even more bored, Monaca had prevented me from doing *that* to him so what the hell am I supposed to do!? This is *not* ALRIGHT! I.. I need someone more fun, and more... *cute.*

* * *

"Home at la~ast~!" I sang kicking open the door with my boots.

"Miu we don't live here." Captain obvious the annoying robot stated.

"I know that dickhead! But I sleep here anyway, plus your charging station is here, I don't need to prove the rest to you, I need to save these words! Some people even pay to hear the GORGEOUS girl genius's voice~" I heard Kiibo's eyes roll (he really needs to grease those) behind me.

"Anyway Kiibo, we have an unconscious lady and a lot of interrogation to do, and dick sucker is here I guess," I said pointing to Nagito.

"Excuse me, I do not mean to seem rude but, when did you get here?" The colour of the robot's metal drained as he seemed scared out of his fuckin' mind but I didn't program him to have a surprised reaction mode since he would most definitely scream every time he sees my new dildo inventions, but more on that later.

The tiny dicked man (I have no fuckin' idea how big his dick is but I think we all knew it was micro) waved back at Kiibo, smiling carelessly. Rolling my eyes, I set the lady that smelt like rotting dead fish in a chair, tying her up (not much into dead fish women so no kinky shit today I guess).

"Ah, Kiibo, that look on your face isn't very hopeful."

"When did you even get here?" He asked, still looking flabbergasted.

"Ah, I and Miu bumped into each other so I tagged along!" He said, still smiling brightly, making me want to throw a piece of shit at him.

"If you're going to tell him tell the whole damn thing," I grumbled, drumming my fingers against my arm to stim and stop myself from hitting the guy.

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*flashback brought to you by author kun suddenly wanting to be aesthetic*

Haha! Score! Take that asshole! I felt my mouth turn into a shit-eating grin as I stared at a small male standing in a hallway through my night-vision goggles, Kokichi's orders were to kidnap the first person we found, and like damn, I can't wait to knock this ass to the moon.

3..

2..

1-!

I pushed off my legs ready to run up and strangle the guy before feeling my shoulders get pushed down firmly by some permanently cold hands, long and slender, sending shivers down my spine, but I recognized the hands Kokichi forced me to shake hands with them as some sort of prank (a terrible one because I DID NOT piss my panties!).

I slapped the hands off my shoulders and glared at the tiny dicked bitch, "Apologies to interrupt you like this Iruma, but I found it quite profound you are trying to kidnap *Makoto Naegi.*" His words slithered out of his mouth like venom dripping from the fangs of a snake, "I will be sticking with you, for now, I have something that must be said to a... certain someone."

*flashback end brought to you by Author kun cringing at his terrible jokes*

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"That's what happened." I sighed, wrapping up the story.

"So who's that certain someone?"

"Ah, I suppose it was supposed to be Ouma but it seems he isn't here."

"Lookit' fucknard, I doubt Kokishit will be here for a long time, we saw the look on his face when we left, he was horny as hell-"

"SHE MEANS that he was going to look for Y/N and Shuichi, and when it comes to those two he gets quite serious."

Nagito tapped his chin, "Then it can wait." He smiled again, but even an idiot could tell he was up to something, his smile was hiding something, and something important.

I shrugged my shoulders, "Well Kiibo drugged this fish stick lady so I doubt we'll be able to do anything for a while, what do you guys wanna do?"

"Uno!"

* * *

"Neeheehee~ We caught a good one! Spill! The! Tea!"

"A-Arg! S-Shut up, do you want me to tell you or n-not!?"

"Well, I guess... But anyway, state your name, profession and then tell us about future foundation!"

"T-Toko F-Fukawa, I-I'm an intern at future foundation, I specialize in fighting, and keep the foundation safe from spies." She grunted, biting her lip and her glasses fell lopsided.

"That didn't work, did it hm~?" Kokichi teased, making me sigh as I played a plus four on Nagito, who then played another one, following was Kiibo's cries in agony.

"Y-You don't know that! I'm p-protecting future foundation by being here a-aren't I?"

The brat smiled, standing up and giving the fish-breathed lady some space, "Anyway, from your reaction to seeing us you're willing to share information, correct?"

"Y-Yeah." Toko rolled her eyes, "N-Not that you w-want to hear something f-from such an ugly l-lady."

"What is your relation to the remnants of despair?" Kokichi spat.

"Old upperclassmen." Toko sighed, "We went to hope's peak academy."

"Hope's p-peak academy is an elite underground s-school that taught the b-best students from around the world to keep society s-stable from behind the scenes, m-meant to keep the world f-from going to chaos."

"...wow."

"Mew-Mew it's your turn,"

I placed down a colour changer, "Red."

Nagito placed down a stack of 1's, "Sorry, I won," before I could punch his nose into his skull he interrupted me (the audacity), "And to elaborate to Fukawa's statement, I was indeed a student at hope's peak academy, though, unlike Fukawa who specialized in keeping the writing and journalism industries from spreading false information, I specified in making sure all luck-based events were, just that, luck."

"Does this mean that the hope's peak academy students are all of the remnants of despair and future foundation members?"

"Y-Yes."

"Well to state the fuckin' obvious, why the hell're ya split!?"

"Ah, well you see we were hypnotized, a lady with eyes filled with despair came into our class and chanted a code, before we even realized we all became some despair-crazed minions, I was lucky enough to hear my keyword early on and find out Hinata-kun's. I believe Fukawa's class ended up escaping, that's why we're split."

"Yeah like that's fuckin' believable! Despair this, despair that, what the hell are you spouting you cum-soaked headed skinny dildo which was used to fuck a cat!?"

"So vulgar..."

"Shut up Mew-Mew." Kokichi glared at me, making me whine weakly.

"Hey um... that's great and all, but where's Chi-Chi? He's been gone since we've arrived." Kiibo said, looking around.

(Oh god there's so many things to say lmao- 

So first, thanks to anyone who's been loyal and reading every update I put out,

second, sorry for breaking the promise of a long chapter this update. I couldn't really get to it because I've been in a really shitty spot lately, don't worry it won't effect the updates *too* much. 

You can probably tell but updates are slow asf, that'll change soon since things are finally getting better, school's almost over and a certain someone who doesn't put me in a good mental state will be gone for a while :)

if anyone wants to know where I've been, well I got into a relationship, broke up with them, got confessed to by an old crush and now my whole love life is a mess, meanwhile, homelife is just me getting ignored lmao- 

Anyway enough with the random rant, updates will speed up but, hold on!

I HAVE A NEW BOOK OUTTTT 

for the certain Nagito simp reading this fic right now, and for my personal self-indulgence, please go check it out, It's called Summer Sucks and I'm really excited about it, it's a feelgood/lighthearted fic and won't be as complicated as this fic, so if you like that sort of thing please go check it out. 

https://www.wattpad.com/story/270211253-%E2%97%A2%E2%97%A4-summer-sucks-kuzusouda-hajime-x-reader-x-nagito

Not sure if that link is going to work but eh-

Anyway, the reason I'm starting a new fic is because fun-fact-of-the-day the first arc of this fic has like 3 more chapters left in it hehe-

after the arc, things will get more intimate and romance-y, sorry I put that off for a while, even the kiss in Break Out and Make Out was for plot sdhdssf-

I can't promise anything, but you won't have to wait as long as you did for this chapter :D)