“darling, you're so pretty,
it hurts.”

bad idea!
girl in red

Wha-

I-

To say, I was in shock, would be a big understatement.

I was at a complete loss of words, I opened my mouth but I just couldn't form a simple sentence.

I just kept looking at her.

Wondering, if some aliens had performed an experiment gone wrong on her, which made her go cuckoo.

She raised an eyebrow at me.

Damn, I don't even know how to raise a single eyebrow. Sis got skills.

My irrelevant thoughts are cut off by her, for the third time today, as she snaps her fingers in front of my face, once again.

"Dude, we're starting tomorrow, you're gonna propose tomorrow morning, in front of the whole school, in the parking lot. Be ready."

Now, the first thing that came to my mind after hearing this, was not a 'No' or 'I wouldn't do it'. All I could think of was, Why?
Why me?
And, just...w-why?

"Why?" I finally ask her.

"Because I said so." She nonchalantly exclaims, like it's no big deal at all.

"The heck- Why- I won-"

"Ugh! It's fine! You can propose the day after tomorrow, so that you'll be a little..." She motions her fingers towards me and looks me up and down, "calm and collected"

I am calm and collected!
She cannot jus-

"I mean, I know it's a shocker, and it can be overwhelming, 'cause it's not everyday, The Casey Andrews wants to be with you. Am I right, or Am I right?" She chuckles, and winks at me. Winks!

She starts to walk away.
Hey! Where was my say in this whole. . .rendezvous?
She never asked whether I agreed or not.

"No!" I finally find my voice.

"Excuse me?" She turns around and looks at me with a... CONSTIPATED FACE? Oh! Maybe It's a bitter-amused expression, haha.

Wait what? I'm confused. Why would she ask me if she wanted to-
be excused to fart-
Ew.

"Uhm, you are excused?" I hesitantly say, but it comes out more like a question.

"Dude, WHAT?"

"Huh?"

"What?"

"What, what?"

"Ugh! Did you not hear any of what I just said?" She asks, irritation laced in every word coming out of her mouth.

"Yes, I heard, and I disagree."
I finally speak sense.

She chuckles bitterly, and folds her arms in front of her chest
"You can't disagree,"
She speaks the last word in a deep voice, as if she's trying to mock how I speak.

"I said, I won't do it."

She scoffs.
"You ain't gettin' a choice, lover boy."

"Lover boy?" I ask confused.
Why would she call me lover boy?

"As if, Chester, you and I both know you're just disagreeing 'cause you're infatuated with that Kat girl, otherwise, who wouldn't want a piece of this?" She motions to herself.

"W-What, n-no! I don't like Ka-"

"Save it! I don't care. I've seen how you look at her, you're just in denial, Chessy." She pats my head.

I feel weird.

And Chessy? Really?

Ok, one thing's for sure, I am definitely sick today.

"But it's still a NO." I defiantly tell her.

"You-"
This time I cut her off.

"And why me?"

"Well, I have my... reasons. It's going to be a fake relationship anyways, and think about it, you'll get to hold my hand, be my boyfriend to the world for 2 whole months, win the Winter Formal Prince, and I'll win the Princess, plus, you get to make Kat jealous!" She exclaims excitedly.

"But, that's wrong!" I say, as I take in what she just said, and my voice rises a little, as it angers me.

"Everything is wrong in my world, Chessy."
She taps the tip of my nose with her index finger as she says this, with a knowing and bitter expression on her face.

How can she just- she turns & starts to walk away again.

"I said, NO." I tell her, raising my voice, and walk back to the cafeteria, not waiting for her response.

•••

"No way. No shitting way. You're lying, Jackyyy!! Shrek is real and so is Spongebob! I visit Bikini Bottom everyday.”
Kat's jaw is practically touching the floor right now.

So, after my little..situation with Case, in recess, and my blow up, when I came back to the cafeteria, the bell rang.

THE FREAKIN' BELL, RANG!

The audacity-

I didn't even get to finish my pancakes. Yes, I have pancakes for lunch, sue me.

And when I returned, they were already consumed by Kat, and as it turns out, someone spiked the pancakes that I bought, so coach would be angry with me. Well, I guess that backfired.

Hence, she is now, very high. We had to skip English because of that, and the 'We' includes Jay too, 'cause three of us have English together.

"Sweetheart.. It's okay.. Happens.." Jay amusedly exclaims.

"OH MY GOD, JACKYY!" Kat slurs.

He chuckles. "What?"

"AHHHH YOU ARE SOOOO BEAUTIFUL"

My stomach's doing that weird thing again, ugh.

He chuckles again. "You are way more beautiful, Kitty. But I appreciate the compliment."

Kat grins widely and my heart drops, I don't even know why.

"YOU LOOK BETTER THAN A FREAKING GREEK GOD"

"Damn."
Jay talks to himself and I can't help but notice the blush on his cheeks.

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS, AGAIN!" Kat practically yells, excitedly.

"Do wha-" Jay is cut off as Kat tackles him to the ground and is basically laying on top of him.

What. The. Frick.

"Sweetheart, you're not in the right state of min-"
Jay is cut off as Kat slams her lips onto his.

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a/n
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i’ve just naht been feeling it lately
like i cried the whole day, yesterday.
partly, because i’m on my period O.O
but yea i felt so shitty all day so, yay for crying :')

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