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Ghostpaw: This is a mistake
Runesong, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Ghostpaw: But not today
Runesong, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Runesong: This is such a bad idea.
Ghostpaw: Then why are you coming along?
Runesong: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Runesong: Please, I'm begging you; go to a doctor!
Ghostpaw: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Runesong: Okay, truth or dare?
Ghostpaw: Truth
Runesong: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ghostpaw:
Ghostpaw: ...Dare
Runesong: Go to bed.
Ghostpaw: I don’t like this game.
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Runesong: Hey Ghostpaw can I get a sip of your water?
Ghostpaw: It's not water.
Runesong: Vodka, I like your style!
Ghostpaw: It's vinegar.
Runesong: Wh-Wha-
Ghostpaw: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Runesong: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Ghostpaw: You would eat yourself?
Runesong: I wouldn’t even question it.
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they're not even mentor and apprentice lol-