The first thing I did when I woke up was look at my phone, checking for texts and the time. As usual, I had no texts at all. Except for a few from the weird guy at school who apparently had a crush on me. I regretted giving him my phone number, since every time I blocked him he'd text me again with yet another number.

This has gone on with seventeen numbers. Yes, I counted them all.

But that's not the point. It's not even relevant to my story.

It was ten-thirty in the morning. I think that was the earliest I'd ever woke up without my sister Kat making me get up.

Then I remembered why I made myself wake up so early in the first place. I had a joke to tell Kat.

After scrambling out of bed, I ran down the hallway to her room. It was locked.

Sighing, I knocked a few times. She just yelled at me to go away. My knocks grew more intense until I was literally slamming on her door.

If someone was walking outside of our house, I was sure that they could hear Kat as she again yelled for me to go back to sleep.

"But Kaaaat!" I yelled, "It's important! You know that one guy?"

She actually listened now, "Yeah? What about him?"

"You gotta let me in before I can tell you" I huffed.

"Kittai, I swear, if this isn't good.." Kat muttered. I heard soft footsteps across carpet before the door opened.

"What did he do this time?" She asked as soon as the door was open.

I grinned, "Okay, okay, this actually has nothing to do with him, but, do you know what a spider's favourite thing about the computer is?"

She sighed heavily, irritation clear on her expression, "What?"

"All.." I snorted and tried to keep from laughing too much to understand the joke, "All the.. Web sites!"

"Oh my god." Was all she said before closing the door on me.