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America's Party (Hetalia)

Characters:
wolflink39(wolf)- Romano, England, Canada, Prussia, and Brianter.
Rayland64(ray)- Russia, Japan, China, France, and Rayland
Both: America (Spelled right wolf spelled with 'k' shark.)
Setting: America's Party
(Warning: mentions alcohol and homosexuality
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Japan: Thank you America-san.

England: Yes, thank you for inviting us.

Russia: Is there vodka, dа?

America: Of course theres vodka, bro. It's at the alcohol table.

Russia: Thanks, Sunflower.

America: Bro, please don't call me sunflower.

Russia: Kol, kol, kol, but I love you!

America: Sorry bro, but I don't love you. I love England.

Rayland: Yes you do, aru. I ship RusAme. I hate you Brianter, aru.

America: Who's Brianter, bro?

Rayland: She's over by Icerand and Britain, da. We're arries, but she's a baby, aru.

Brianter: I'm not a baby, you otaku bastard. I'm a young child.

Rayland: I'm not a taco, da, aru!

Brianter: Fine then, Otaku bastard.

Amerika: Dudes, stop fighting bros. (Secretly loves Russia.)

Brianter: We're not fighting, we're debating on how to pronounce otaku, you annoying bastard.

Russia: Kol, kol, kol, don't call my sunflower that. Da.

Brianter: (Hides behind Romano) Help me, Roma.

China: Aiya, another annoying child, aru!

Romano: Who are you calling a child, you ponytailed bastard.

Japan: Don't carr my brother that.

Prussia: Kesese. Zhis is so awesome to zee awesome me, but not as awesome as I am. Don't you agree Canada.

Russia: Nyet, why are you here, da. You are not awesome. Kol, kol, kol.

Canada: Actually, he is made up of 90% awesomeness and 10% sausage, eh. 🍁

Amerika: Yeah, you should know bro! Hahaha!

Canada: I don't get it.

France: Oui, oui, oui. Innocent Canada as usual.

Canada: What does America mean, Papa, eh?

France: (Starts talking about bad stuff.)

America: (Covers Canada's ears) He doesn't need to hear about that, bro!

Russia: But you do Amerika, da.

America: Uhh. I've all ready had the talk with England and France. France even taught me how to have it three way.

Rayland: (O_o) Da, glad we are arr happy, aru.

Romano: (Has had Brianter's ears covered while Germany had Italy's ears covered ever since France started talking) Will you all stop talking about this. There are innocent children here. For ex: Brianter and Sealand.

Rayland: Aiya! I hate Sealand, aru.

Brianter: (Heard what Romano said) Actually I heard that Sealand's hit puberty. Also I may be a young country, but that doesn't mean I'm that young.

Rayland: *hieroglyphics*, aru!

Brianter: The bloody hell! Speak in English.

Rayland: Aiya, I speak five ranguages, aru Da, I speak Arabic, Russian, Cantonese, Japanese, and Mandarin. Aiya, also Engrish.

Brianter: Well I only speak Icelandic and the Queen's English.

Rayland: Aiya, I buy sake now, aru.

(End of Scene)
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Wolf: That was absolutely beautiful. I love where it ends with Rayland buying sake. Well that's all for now so au revoir.

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