America's Party (Hetalia)
Characters:
wolflink39(wolf)- Romano, England, Canada, Prussia, and Brianter.
Rayland64(ray)- Russia, Japan, China, France, and Rayland
Both: America (Spelled right wolf spelled with 'k' shark.)
Setting: America's Party
(Warning: mentions alcohol and homosexuality
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Japan: Thank you America-san.
England: Yes, thank you for inviting us.
Russia: Is there vodka, dа?
America: Of course theres vodka, bro. It's at the alcohol table.
Russia: Thanks, Sunflower.
America: Bro, please don't call me sunflower.
Russia: Kol, kol, kol, but I love you!
America: Sorry bro, but I don't love you. I love England.
Rayland: Yes you do, aru. I ship RusAme. I hate you Brianter, aru.
America: Who's Brianter, bro?
Rayland: She's over by Icerand and Britain, da. We're arries, but she's a baby, aru.
Brianter: I'm not a baby, you otaku bastard. I'm a young child.
Rayland: I'm not a taco, da, aru!
Brianter: Fine then, Otaku bastard.
Amerika: Dudes, stop fighting bros. (Secretly loves Russia.)
Brianter: We're not fighting, we're debating on how to pronounce otaku, you annoying bastard.
Russia: Kol, kol, kol, don't call my sunflower that. Da.
Brianter: (Hides behind Romano) Help me, Roma.
China: Aiya, another annoying child, aru!
Romano: Who are you calling a child, you ponytailed bastard.
Japan: Don't carr my brother that.
Prussia: Kesese. Zhis is so awesome to zee awesome me, but not as awesome as I am. Don't you agree Canada.
Russia: Nyet, why are you here, da. You are not awesome. Kol, kol, kol.
Canada: Actually, he is made up of 90% awesomeness and 10% sausage, eh. 🍁
Amerika: Yeah, you should know bro! Hahaha!
Canada: I don't get it.
France: Oui, oui, oui. Innocent Canada as usual.
Canada: What does America mean, Papa, eh?
France: (Starts talking about bad stuff.)
America: (Covers Canada's ears) He doesn't need to hear about that, bro!
Russia: But you do Amerika, da.
America: Uhh. I've all ready had the talk with England and France. France even taught me how to have it three way.
Rayland: (O_o) Da, glad we are arr happy, aru.
Romano: (Has had Brianter's ears covered while Germany had Italy's ears covered ever since France started talking) Will you all stop talking about this. There are innocent children here. For ex: Brianter and Sealand.
Rayland: Aiya! I hate Sealand, aru.
Brianter: (Heard what Romano said) Actually I heard that Sealand's hit puberty. Also I may be a young country, but that doesn't mean I'm that young.
Rayland: *hieroglyphics*, aru!
Brianter: The bloody hell! Speak in English.
Rayland: Aiya, I speak five ranguages, aru Da, I speak Arabic, Russian, Cantonese, Japanese, and Mandarin. Aiya, also Engrish.
Brianter: Well I only speak Icelandic and the Queen's English.
Rayland: Aiya, I buy sake now, aru.
(End of Scene)
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Wolf: That was absolutely beautiful. I love where it ends with Rayland buying sake. Well that's all for now so au revoir.
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