O shit double update waddup

OK so I know what the chapter name says and I didn't change the lyrics as much as I should've bc sweet Zanzibarite was just too awkward and let's be honest sweet Transvestite from trannsexual Transylvania has a better ring to it so um yeah

"John, let's get out of here." Veronica whispered as the Transylvanians approached closer.

"For God's sake, get a grip on yourself, Veronica."

"It seems unhealthy here..."

"It's just a party, Veronica."

"Well I wanna go!"

"Well, we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone."

"Well then ask the butler or someone!"

"Just a moment, Veronica, we don't want to interfere with their celebration."

"This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, John!"

"They're probably foreigners with ways different from our own. They may do some more... folk dancing..."

"Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!"

"I'm here. There's nothing to worry about, Veronica."

Looking behind her, Veronica's scream quickly filled the room right before she passed out (yes, again) onto the floor. John quickly turned around and gasped as his eyes widened in shock at the extravagantly dressed... man in the elevator. He was clad in a slick black bodysuit, gems around the neckline sparkled, not to mention the makeup was done to perfection. Dr. Fred E. Mercury. "How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman." He sang clearly as he stepped out of the elevator, clutching the chain door with his sexy hands.

"He's just a little brought down 'cause when you knocked, he thought you were the candy man." As he stepped out, he put his arms around Riff Raff who just continued to hold his sullen face, still holding the candelabra. "Don't get strung out by the way I look! Don't judge a book by its cover! I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night, I'm one hell of a lover." His mouth curled into a sexy grin as he looked at John and his fiancé, but mostly John.

"I'm just a sweet Transvestite from transsexual Transylvania!" He exclaimed, raising his arms into the air as he walked amongst the partygoers.

"Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound." Dr. Fred sang as he approached a shiny black grand piano, his fingers skimming the keys. "You both look like you're pretty groovy." He raised an eyebrow and smirked at John once more, causing him to blush and look down at his shoes, speechless.

"Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal. We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie."

John cleared his throat as Veronica looked up at him, clutching her small purse. "I'm glad we caught you at home," He said, which seemed to arouse the sweet Transvestite listening to these words. "Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry..."

"Right!" Veronica awkwardly added.

"We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry." He emphasized, not trying to be a bothersome to the people's... celebration.

Dr. Fred cocked his head to one side and smiled again. "Well you got caught with a flat, well how 'bout that?" He strut his way over to the modest dressed couple in the center of the room and out an arm around the two. "Well, darlings, don't you panic. By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright, I'll get you a satanic mechanic. I'm just a sweet Transvestite," He repeated again, bring his hand up from his knee to his upper thigh in a sexy motion. "From Transsexual Transylvania! Why don't you stay for the night?"

"Night!" Riff Raff whispered sharply.

"Or maybe a bite?"

"Bite!" Columbia added.

"I could show you my favorite obsession," He smirked once again. "I've been building a man with blond hair and a tan, he's perfect for relieving my tension, I'm just a sweet Transvestite from transsexual Transylvania! Hit it, hit it!" He shouted before beginning to strut around flamboyantly again.

"I'm just a sweet Transvestite from transsexual Transylvania!"

Brad and Janet were obviously getting the point that this man was a sweet Transvestite from transsexual Transylvania and were quite tired of the chorus, though it was a little exciting.

"Why don't you come up to the lab? See what's on the slab," He sang, walking around the couple.

"I see you shiver with antici..." He paused and waited for everyone to look at him, waiting for the ending of the word.

Every eye was directed towards the Transvestite, waiting for the end of the word.

"...pation!"

Though this was startling to the modest two, it was nothing compared to the man then spontaneously adding, "But maybe the rain isn't really to blame," He began to walk over to the elevator. "So I'll remove the cause," He pressed a button. "But not the symptom!" Everyone watched as the small elevator moved upwards, only being able to see the man through the chain door.