Ok so in this chapter, this is simply just the lyrics for sfdf and the non-indented things are things that the audience will/tend to say in the midnight matinees for rhps  (well according to the Internet anyways 😂😂) so I hope you all enjoy this!!!

LET THERE BE LIPS!

Michael Rennie was ill the day the Earth stood still, but he told us where we stand...

ON OUR FEET!

And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear, Claude Rains was the invisible man...

HE DIDN'T SHOW UP!

And then something went wrong for Faye Wray and King Kong, they got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace, it came from outer space, and this is how the message ran
Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh)
Double feature
Dr. X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in 'Forbidden Planet'
Whoa oh oh oh ohhh oh oh oh, to the late night double feature picture show...

I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel when tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot when I saw Jeannette Scott fight a triffid that spits poison and kills

WHAT THE FUCK IS A TRIFFID? (I wish I knew lmao)

Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes and passing them used lots of skill
But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride, 'I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills' like a
Science fiction  (ooh ooh ooh)
Double feature
Dr. X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in 'Forbidden Planet'
Whoa oh oh oh ohhh oh oh oh, to the late night double feature picture show

I wanna go, whoa ohhh oh oh oh
To the late double feature picture show

WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE TO MAKE OUT?

In the back row, whoa ohhh oh oh oh
To the light night double feature picture show

By R.K.O.

WHO? (I think it's Richard O'Brien lmao)

Whoa ohhh oh oh oh
To the late night double feature picture show...