Here's some dialogue that I think of - some are funny, some are dramatic but all of them have no way to make a full story out of

Also, some of them are obviously not canon compliant because fuck canon

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"Hey Dick, you alright over there?" Tim asked. The older was walking back to his room with a shocked expression.

"Just found out Kori fucked my brother."

"Oh shit, do you need to talk?"

"No imma just go throw up and lay down until I get that mental image repressed."

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"Hey Oracle, you're smart right?"

"I am indeed. Thanks for noticing," she replied, laughing to herself a little. The question came out of nowhere but she didn't doubt she'd get some context for it in a moment.

"So do you know why everything leaves me besides my trauma?" There's a long pause. "Oracle? You still there?"

"Yep."

"What was with the silence?" he asked through an awkward cackle.

"I was booking you a therapist."

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Nightwing despised the cold and right now he was stuck in the coldest cave in the world - not a fact just his personal opinion but that may as well be fact - with his stupid speedster boyfriend. He decided it would be funny to yell yeet and caused an avalanche, blocking the pair together in the cave. Whoever says nature isn't homophobic, they're liars. Nightwing shivered and snuggled closer trying to steal as much heat as he could. "Maybe if I vibrate I can generate heat?" Flash suggested. 

"Don't you dare."

"I've gotta try," the ginger defended. Before there could be anymore argument about the issue, he began vibrating. Unfortunately, Nightwing was pressed up against him and sitting in his lap so you know where the vibrations got to. He moaned loudly which immediately made Flash stop. "Great. Now I'm horny and cold."

"I know a way we could warm up?"

"I'm not fucking you in a cave!"

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"For a straight guy, your ass seems to hurt a lot," Jason stated pointedly as yet again his brother shifted awkwardly in his seat. Dick stared him straight in the eyes with a completely serious expression.

"I'm straight not boring."

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"If you could, which villains would you have sex with?" Donna asked. Her question had been directed at Dick but Roy happily chipped in before he could respond. 

"Bold of you to assume he hasn't fucked all of them already." Dick gasped in an overdramatic manner. 

"How dare you? I have standards. I've only fucked like 75% of them."

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"Grayson keeps asking to join me on tasks that only require one person to do them. It's rather annoying to be thought of as being so incompetent," Damian complained. Jon stared at him for a moment before smiling. "What?"

"He doesn't think you're incompetent, he's trying to spend time with you."

"Oh. Ew."

"Don't say ew at affection!"

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Long flights were boring as hell but at least Robin had found a way to play music through the speakers to pass the time. He'd even made a playlist with everyone's favourite songs on them. The team noticed that he knew a lot of the songs despite them all being from completely different genres. "Hey Rob, what's your favourite genre?" Kid Flash asked out of curiosity.

"I treat my music like my sexuality - I like all of them."

"Even country?" Artemis inquired. 

"I'm an unhappy lover of country music. Like how straight girls are unhappily attracted to men."

"You can say that again," Miss Martian muttered.

"Hey, I heard that!" Superboy complained.

"Oh, I'm only joking." She swiftly set up a mindlink excluding him. "I'm not joking."

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"-and therefore capitalism breeds sorrow rather than innovation but due to the world demonizing communism during the cold war combined with the lack of knowledge about the difference between communism and socialism we can't campaign for massive change without risking being called unpatriotic," Tim concluded. 

"That was great but I asked you how many cups of coffee you had," Dick pointed out.

"Oh." He looked down at his empty cup then back up at the older. "No idea."

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"Hey Robin, can I ask you question?" Beast Boy asked. His leader looked down to him and nodded. "How come you're so good at keeping your balance no matter what? I've seen you fight on rails and never lose your footing so how do you do it?"

"Simple. I trained in high heels." There was a pause. Everybody stopped whatever they were doing because their leader, Robin, had just said he wore high heels. 

"What?" Beast Boy asked. 

"Yea high heels. If you can fight in high heels, you can keep your balance anywhere."

"You're joking," Cyborg stated.

"Why would I joke? What, just because I'm a guy I can't wear high heels to train?" he asked, his eyes narrowing. 

"You're lying. You did not train in high heels," Raven insisted. He tutted at them all and left the room. When he came back there was a pair of high heels in his hands that were at least twelve inches high. "Oh my God, you do not."

"I do indeed. I'll show you," he argued. He kicked off his heavy boots and slipped on the heels. He stood up and immediately got balanced within seconds with a smug triumphant smile. "Told you. Heels."

"Do a backflip!" Starfire exclaimed. Of course, he couldn't say no to her and did a backflip, landing upright with little difficulty. She cheered and clapped excitedly.

"Guess I'm getting heels then," the youngest mumbled.

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"That's it!" Batman yelled, slamming his hands on the stable and standing up. "Raise your hand if you have, at any point, slept with Nightwing!" The heroes looked around at one another. Batgirl raised her hand, that one was obvious, then Starfire, then Flash and next was Huntress, then Zatanna and Dove who giggled to themselves. Batman sighed, thinking that was the last of the heroes. It wasn't. Red Arrow raised his hand, Aqualad too and so did...Nightwing. "Nightwing, you can't have sex with yourself."

"Things get weird sometimes," he explained. "Supergirl, Canary too and uhh Agent 8 too. Oh and I've fucked Harley Quinn and I may have slept with Catwoman at some point."

"YOU SLEPT WITH MY FIANCE?"

"Depends on what timeline/universe this is."

"WHAT?"

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Tonight was the biggest gala in all of Gotham so there was plenty of gossip stories to be collected. Bruce was there for one, Gotham's biggest bachelor, with a woman wearing a sleek black dress and white gloves. This was, of course, Selina who was definitely there to just have some fun and totally not there to scout out the place so she could rob it later. Between the pair, holding onto both of their hands was Dick Grayson who had only been to three galas in the last year. That was in stark contrast to the other children of billionaires but then again, he wasn't biological like they were. "Mr Wayne Mr Wayne! A question from Gotham Bullet!" a reporter cried from the sea of anxious new journalists ready to push and shove their way to get a good story. Bruce paused and went over, deciding to humour such a small newspaper. Plus it would act as a good media lesson for his ward. "Yes?" he replied. A tape recorder was swiftly pulled out and the man began his once in a lifetime interview.

"Mr Wayne, you recently fostered an acrobat named Richard Grayson yes?" He nodded. "Do you know how many orphans are living in Gotham right now?"

"Sorry I don't know the exact figure but I'm sure it's far too many." 

"Over two million and that figure grows every day. There are plenty of kids out there who would like a loving home." Dick squeezed his hand. He has a bad feeling about this.

"Yes, indeed they are. I'm sorry I don't understand where you're going with this."

"I'm saying, out of all the poor children who live here, why did you choose an immigrant from the circus to bring home. Doesn't seem very fair does it?"

Bruce stared at him blankly before a thunderous expression took over his face. Selina picked up Dick who was now on the verge of tears and went inside. He didn't need to hear any more of this. "What the fuck gives you the right to insinuate that my boy doesn't deserve the same as any child living here in Gotham simply because he is an immigrant? A child lost their parents. It shouldn't matter what the colour of their skin is or where they came from," Bruce barked out. It was taking everything in him not to punch this guy in the face and keep punching until he was out cold. 

"Indeed it's a sad occasion when a child is orphaned yet there are many children who go through it every day here and you chose that acrobat."

"That acrobat is a lovely boy and witnessed something traumatic. I'm not even going to give you any more of an interview and if I see an article you've written about my kid in any negative light, you're getting sued. Got that?"

"Sir-"

"I said got that? Simple yes or no answer."

"Yes sir."

"Good. You're a disgusting human being." He regained his composure and took a deep breath. "I'm going inside to have a lovely night. If I see your face ever again, it will be too soon."

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If any of these have sparked something let me know