Me: *legge il titolo* abbastanza clickbait, ma lasciamo perdere.

Newt: ehi! L'ho scritto io!

Me: sì, lo immaginavo, bro.

Newt: ...

Me: duuuuuuuuuuunque... da un'idea della celebre regista alegoldstein, ecco a voi THE GREATEST BEAST!

Tina: cos-

Me: ok, chi diavolo lo ha scritto?

Jacob: *alza la manina*

Me: AWWWWWWW NON IMPORTA.

Newt: mamamamamamamamama...

Me: RAGAZZI, C'È QUALCUNO DI VOI CHE SA FARE REMIX?

Grilli: *grillano*

Queenie: chiedere ai lettori no?

Me: ma va', lasciamo stare. Il remix di "Mia Mamma, Tua Mamma" arriverà, un giorno. C'è sempre qualcuno che lo fa. Perciò riportiamo il commento!

M

e: visto? Avete già pronto tutto! Mancano solo... *schiocca le dita* Bennett.

Grindie: vabbè, sarò io ovviamente, perciò...

Me: daje, sarai divino!

Grindie: pfffffff, va bene...

Me: su su su! Dunque... professore? Che ha?

Albus: non ci sarà Grindeldore...

Me: hehe vedrà domani...

Albus&Grindie: O.o

Me: let's go! Anzi no! Mancano Barnum e Charity da piccoli!

Mel&Adrian: *compaiono* un gioco da ragazzi!

Me: apposht.

Adrian: I close my eyes and I can see
The world that's waiting up for me
That I call my own
Through the dark, through the door
Through where no one's been before
But it feels like home

They can say, they can say it all sounds crazy
They can say, they can say I've lost my mind
I don't care, I don't care, so call me crazy
We can live in a world that we desin

Mel&Adrian: 'Cause every night I lie in bed
The brightest colors fill my head
A million dreams are keeping me awake
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take
A million dreams for the world we're gonna make

Adrian: There's a house we can build
Every room inside is filled
With things from far away
The special things I compile
Each one there to make you smile
On a rainy day

Mel&Adrian: They can say, they can say it all sounds crazy
They can say, they can say I've lost my mind
I don't care, I don't care, so call me crazy
We can live in a world that we design

Newt/Barnum: every night I lie in bed
The brightest colors fill my head
A million dreams are keeping me awake
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take
A million dreams for the world we're gonna make.

Tina/Charity: However big, however small
Let me be part of it all
Share your dreams with me
You may be right, you may be wrong
But say that you'll bring me along
To the world you see

Newt/Barnum&Tina/Charity: To the world I close my eyes to see
I close my eyes to see

Newt/Barnum: every night I lie in bed
The brightest colors fill my head

Tina/Charity: A million dreams are keeping me awake...

Newt/Barnum: a million dreams, a million dreams!

Newt/Barnum&Tina/Charity: I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take
A million dreams for the world we're gonna make. (//In sostanza, dovete immaginarli mentre ballano)

Me: *muore dallo sclero*

Albus/Capo dell'azienda: facciamo in fretta, siete tutti licenziati.

Newt/Barnum: così, a random.

Albus/Capo dell'azienda: niente, è caduta la roba che ci rendeva ricchi.

Me: wow.

Newt/Barnum: intende che le navi sono affondate nel mar Cinese Meridionale?

Albus/Capo dell'azienda: credo.

Me: ma che cos-

Albus/Capo dell'azienda: in qualunque caso, sei licenziato pure tu.

Newt/Barnum: ah. MA HO DUE FIGLIE!

Operai: AT THE END OF THE DAY SHE'S THE ONE WHO BEGUN IT.

Me: NON È LES MISÉRABLES.

Newt/Barnum: Monsieur there's a child-

Me: HO DETTO DI NO!

Newt/Barnum: vabbè. Comunque lei è davvero un idiota.

Cambio scena

Tina/Charity: uh! Phineas! Sei a casa! (//alegoldstein, cambio un po'le battute, anche quelle serie, solo perché altrimenti finiamo il 15 novembre)

Newt/Barnum: e fino a nuovo ordine.

Tina/Charity: quel lavoro non era adatto a te.

Newt/Barnum: e questa non è la vita che ti avevo promesso.

Tina/Charity: ma io ho tutto ciò che voglio.

Newt/Barnum: BOOM!

Tina/Charity: Boom?

Me: BOOM?!

Newt/Barnum: HO UN'IDEA! Vendo i resti delle robe-

Me: ma perché nessuno si ricorda la battuta giusta?

Newt/Barnum: che ci sono in fondo al mar-

Sebastian: (//quello della mia storia hehe) IN FONDO AL MAAAARRR, IN FONDO AL MAARRRRR!

Me: basta.

Fra: ma era divertente!

Newt/Barnum: compro un edificio e ci faccio uno spettacolo!

Tina/Charity: sicuro che non sia illegale?

Grindie: SEI CHARITY, NON GOLDSTEIN!

Tina/Charity: *sbuffa* ma è un'idea meravigliosa! *Lo abbraccia*

Cambio scena

Perenelle/Lettie: *canticchia*

Newt/Barnum: toh, sei bravissima. CHE FIGATA, HA LA BARBA! NELLO SPETTACOLO!

Me: wow.

Newt/Barnum: *ferma Queenie/Anne e Theseus/W.D.* ohilà! Siete trapezisti?

Queenie/Anne: ehm...sì?

Newt/Barnum: toh! Nello spettacolo! Tu! *Ferma Vitious/Charles* Piccolino! Nello spettacolo! Fai Napoleone!

Me: io vabbè.

Newt/Barnum: You stumble through your days
Got your head hung low
Your skies' a shade of grey
Like a zombie in a maze
You're asleep inside
But you can shake away
'Cause you're just a dead man walking Thinking that's your only option
But you can flip the switch and brighten up your darkest day
Sun is up and the color's blinding
Take the world and redefine it
Leave behind your narrow mind
You'll never be the same
Come alive, come alive
Go and ride your light
Let it burn so bright
Reaching up
To the sky
And it's open wide
You're electrified
And the world becomes a fantasy
And you're more than you could ever be
'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open
And you know you can't go back again To the world that you were living in 'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open
So, come alive!
I see it in your eyes
You believe that lie
That you need to hide your face
Afraid to step outside
So you lock the door
But don't you stay that way

Perenelle/Lettie: No more living in those shadows
You and me we know how that goes 'Cause once you see it, oh you'll never, never be the same
We'll be the light that's turning
Bottle up and keep on shining

Tutti: You can prove there's more to you

Newt/Barnum: You cannot be afraid

Tutti: *facendo cose... da circo, ragazzi. Trapezio... balli... avete capito* Come alive, come alive
Go and ride your light
Let it burn so bright
Reach it up
To the sky
And it's open wide
You're electrified
When the world becomes a fantasy
And you're more than you could ever be
'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open
And we know, we can't be go back again
To the world that we were living in
'Cause we're dreaming with our eyes wide open
So, come alive!
Come one! Come all! Come in! Come on!

Queenie/Anne: *dal trapezio* To anyone who's bursting with a dream

Tutti: Come one!
Come all!
You hear!
The call!

Newt/Barnum: To anyone who's searching for a way, to break free

Tutti: to break free!
When the world becomes a fantasy
And you're more than you could ever be
'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open
And we know, we can't be go back again
To the world that we were living in
'Cause we're dreaming with our eyes wide open
When the world becomes a fantasy
And you're more than you could ever be
'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open
And we know, we can't be go back again
To the world that we were living in
'Cause we're dreaming with our eyes wide open
'Cause we're dreaming with our eyes wide open
So come alive

To be continued...