After sharing their meal, Y/n and Vision walked out of the shwarma place as they were ready to part ways.

Y/n: "Well, Thanks for the night out, Vision. I think I needed to get out of the house anyways"

Vision: "indeed it has, I do hope you take my words into consideration"

Y/n: "I know...I'll give you an answer when I've come up with one"

Vision: "That's all I ask"

Vision then went flying back to Avengers Tower but abruptly stops and turns back to Y/n.

Vision: "Pardon me, but could I ask for your favor?"

Y/n: "I guess, why?"

Vision: "Pietro's been poison"

Y/n: "Jesu-And you didn't begin with that?"

Vision: "My main goal was to help you at first, then once you're fully recovered you will be able to help me"

Y/n: "So everything you said before was all just so I was in a position to help you save Pietro?"

Vision: "No, what I said before was genuine. Please don't let this situation discredit all we've gone through for the past 5 minutes"

Y/n: *sigh* "I guess you're right. So what do you want my help for?"

Vision: "There's a company, called Alchemax. Are you familiar with them?"

Y/n: "I've heard of them, yeah"

Vision: "They seem to have developed an experimental weapon and Pietro is in its effects"

Y/n: "So you want me to help make you an anti-toxin to help cure Pietro"

Vision: "Precisely"

Y/n: "Alright, I'd probably get the formula for the anti-toxin in Alchemax's servers"

Vision: "How long will it take for you to complete all your necessary tasks?"

Y/n: "Give me a couple of days, think he could last that long?"

Vision: "I'll make sure he does"

Vision was about to fly away once again, but abruptly stops once again.

Vision: "Oh, one more thing. About the clothes that I'm borrowing-"

Y/n: "Keep 'em, I'm sure Peter wouldn't miss a black sweater and beige pants"

Vision: "Very well, have a pleasant evening. You've been wonderful company"

Y/n: "As do you"

With that, Vision finally flies away, leaving Y/nalone on the sidewalk. Y/n pulls out his phone to check the time.

Y/n: "It's getting late, I should probably head back"

Putting his phone away, Y/n begins his trek home only to spot what seems to be a silhouette of a woman standing atop a buiiding.

Y/n then looked inwards, rummaging through his thoughts, and pondered his next move. He began weighing his options and the consequences that might happen, after taking a short while to consider he began to make his decision.

Atop the roof of an apartment, a woman with blonde hair wearing a beanie and scarf is seen standing on the edge, contemplating. The sound of cars beeping in the distance and the constant walking of pedestrians filled her ears, seemingly oblivious of the scene that is about to transpire.

With one last breath, the woman seemingly accepted her decision and went to take a step forward, only for a hand to grab her by the shoulder, stopping her. The woman looks over and saw Y/n looking at her with a solemn look on his face.

Y/n: "Don't jump. Please, not here"

The woman's eyes immediately filled with hope, thinking someone must've cared enough for her not to take her life.

Y/n: "Fisk Tower is just a few blocks down. That's the sort of address you fling yourself to death at"

Jumper: "Yo-You're making jokes!!?"

Y/n then wrapped an arm around the woman's shoulders as all hope that she felt quickly changed to annoyance.

Y/n: "Bo-hoo, I was bittern by a sad Radioactive clown" *hysterical crying*

Jumper: "Get off!"

The woman then shoves Y/n away before wrapping her arms around herself. After having a bit of fun, Y/n sat down on the edge and went to converse with the woman.

Y/n: "I'm Y/n, what's you-"

Jumper: "Don't"

Y/n: "Don't what?"

Jumper: "Don't pretend to care"

Y/n then sports an offended look as he points at the woman accusingly.

Y/n: "You're being presumptuous. I don't care...well, yet. You're making it awfully hard for me to get my care on. Is it a boy? A girl? Money? Did you marry a succubus and she might ruin your life?"

Jumper: "Are you TRYING to make me jump!!?"

Y/n: *smirk* "No, never! Though, I've been told I can make people very uncomfortable"

Y/n then stood up from the edge and walked a bit closer to the woman before leaning on the railing.

Y/n: "Hasn't this world seen enough tragedy? Ultron got to destroy a whole nation before I get the chance to, it doesn't need your wandering soul ghosting the crap out of it"

Y/n then leans back further into the railing, looking up to the starry night sky that he once enjoyed.

Y/n: "So, yeah. I'm sure a real hero will have something profound to say to you to make you feel better instantly but...I'm all you got"

With Y/n's somber tone, the woman pondered his words carefully, inevitably leading her bursting to tears.

Y/n: "Well, again. Fisk Tower is riiight over there"

Jumper: *sniffle* "I hate you..."

Y/n: "I think that maybe that's a sign you're on the mend?"

Y/n then rattled his brain before finally, an idea popped up in his head.

Y/n: "Tell you what, How about you and I hang out? And after that, I promise I'd let you go do whatever it is you'd do. Sound good"

Jumper: "Fine, *sniffle* but you promise me that, alright"

Y/n: "I did. So,  if you're determined that this is gonna be your last day on earth. What are you gonna do? *gasp* Have you seen Hamilton yet?"

Jumper: *scoff* "You're a maniac, what is wrong with you? *sniffle* No, I haven't seen it. And anyway aren't tickets like a million dollars and are impossible to get?"

Y/n: "Don't worry about it, I'll handle it. So, shall we?"

Y/n then courtly offers his hand to the lady, causing a smile to creep its way to her lips before happily accepting his hand and vaulting over the railing.

Y/n: "You go on ahead, I'll catch up. I promise"

Jumper: "...You better"

Once the woman was out of sight, Y/n pulls out his phone and woke up D.A.R.C.

Y/n; "D.A.R.C, I need you to book me two tickets to Hamilton"

D.A.R.C: "Y/n, you don't have the sufficient funds to make that purchase"

Y/n: "Then take some from Tony, what's a couple million dollars to save a life?"

D.A.R.C: *sigh* "The length's I go to for you. I'll see what I could do"

Y/n: "Thank you, D.A.R.C. I'll make it up to you"

D.A.R.C: "A fully working body would suffice"

Y/n: "Already a work in progress"

D.A.R.C: "...Alright, I've booked your tickets"

Y/n: "Thanks again, D.A.R.C"

D.A.R.C: "Anything for you, Y/n"

(Timeskip)

Jumper: "I can't believe you actually got us tickets! And for the best seat in the theater!"

Y/n: "Well, anything is possible when you have Iron man's credit card information"

Jumper: "Shut. Up. No, you didn't!"

Y/n: "But I did. Come on, the show's starting"

The curtains then parted before the spotlight shines down onto the stage and onto the actors as they began their play. The woman is entranced by the experience she gets to have, so much so that she failed to notice Y/n zoning into her warm and cheerful smile, but under the table, D.A.R.C has been contacting emergency services about the woman's situation.

Once the show ended, Y/n and the woman walked out the doors laughing.

Y/n: "And then he said, 'Well what did the police say?'"

Jumper: *giggle* "Ahhh...you're right. This has been fun"

Y/n: "I told you"

Y/n then waved a taxi over before opening the door for the woman.

Y/n: "So, where to now?"

Jumper: "Fisk Tower, observation deck"

Y/n: "Haha! You made a joke!"

The woman walks over to the taxi before looking over at Y/n with a serious expression.

Y/n: "Oh, wait. Are you not joking?"

Jumper: "Does it look like I'm joking?"

Y/n: "No...No, you are not"

Thinking of a way out of this predicament, Y/n looks around for any situation to segway into and that's when he saw a biker pull up to a pawnshop. He dismounts his Motorcycle before entering, conveniently leaving his motorcycle running.

Y/n: "How about one last joyride?"

Jumper: "One last what?"

Leaving no room for discussion, Y/n grabbed the woman by the arm before dragging her to the bike where Y/n immediately mounts.

Biker: *muffled* "Hey!"

Y/n: "Get on! Quick!"

Grabbing the woman again, Y/n pulls her over to the bike before riding off just as the biker bursts out of the store.

Biker: "Hey, my bike!"

Y/n's laughter was all that the biker could hear as his motorcycle drove out of his sight.

Y/n: "You know, you never answered my question?"

Jumper: "And what's that?"

Y/n: "What's your name?"

Danielle: "...It's Danielle"

Y/n: "Really? You strike me more of a Robin type of gal"

The two then conversed while they have their joyride, enjoying each other's company before they arrive at Fisk Tower. When they arrive though, Danielle was surprised when Y/n drove past the building.

Danielle: "Hey, Fisk Tower is that way"

Y/n: "I know, but since you're offing your life today, I figure we better find a more suitable place for you"

Danielle: "What are you talking about?"

Danielle looks ahead, and over in the distance, she could make out the A on the side of a tall building.

Danielle: "The Avenger's Tower!"

Y/n: "Hmm? Oh, yeah. I heard they finally renovated it after Ultron's attack"

Danielle: "We're going inside the Avengers Tower!?"

Y/n: "What? No! Plus if I let you in to jump off the roof, I'll be joining you in the afterlife the day after. Instead, we'll find somewhere else to go"

Danielle: "Well, I think you have a pretty good hold on things without me. LIKE THE REST OF THIS WORLD. You can drop me off anywhere"

Y/n: *sigh* "No...I can't"

Y/n then pulls over to the side, confusing Danielle before turning to shock when she noticed they had stopped in front of a hospital.

Y/n: "I'm smart enough to know I'm dumb enough that I can't help you. But they can"

Filled with anger and betrayal, Danielle forced Y/n to turn around to face her before grabbing him by the collar

Danielle: "You PROMISED to let me go!"

Y/n: "I am. This is where we part ways, I've been texting the staff. They're expecting you"

Danielle: "What if I don't WANT to go inside? Are you going to make me?"

Y/n: "I...I don't know. I don't think I have to because I think you want to walk in. Will you walk in with me?"

Y/n sees her hands quiver as her shoulders began shaking, he quickly places his hands on her shoulder before wrapping her in a hug which she immediately reciprocates, clutching onto his chest as she cries into it.

Y/n: "Look, I don't think you're crazy. You just need a little help, and I am not the guy to help you"

Y/n then grasps Danielle's shoulders and pulled her away slightly before making her look into his eyes.

Y/n: "Trust me when I say that, I've been there. In the dark void without life that makes me feel alone in this world, that no one would love me, for me. But I hope tonight I could show you that, you couldn't be farther away from the truth, you have an amazing personality and are a good person deep down. And for what it's worth, I had fun tonight"

The two sat together for a few seconds, facing each other as nothing but the calm winds of the night and their silence accompanying them. Soon Danielle reluctantly agrees and dismounts the bike with Y/n following after.

Danielle took 2 strides before stopping just as she was about to enter. Y/n then walks over to her and offers his arm to her which Danielle gratefully accepts, wrapping both of her arms around Y/n's before walking inside the hospital.

Claire: "Are you gonna be my regular patient? Is that what's happening?"

Y/n: "I didn't come here for me. I came here for her"

He then placed a hand on Danielle's arm and rubs it lightly before gesturing to the nurses. Danielle caught on and reluctantly agrees, letting go of his arm before walking up to the nurses.

Danielle: *turns back* "Thank you, for sticking with me Y/n"

Y/n: "Anytime..."

Danielle is then taken in by the nurses in order for her to receive the help she needs.

Y/n: *to Claire* "Take care of her for me, okay?"

Claire: "She's in good hands"

Y/n: "Thanks..."

With that, Y/n walks out of the hospital and hopped back in the motorcycle. A few deep breaths and Y/n slammed his head on the handlebars.

Y/n: *sigh* "God...I forgot how exhausting saving a life was"

D.A.R.C: "On the bright side, you have one record in 'Successfully saving a human life'"

Y/n: "What are you talking about? I save people all the time, even before this"

D.A.R.C: "That was during your crusade as Spider-man, I gave the record of it to Y/n L/n. Well done!"

Y/n then added a few webbings on the handlebars before securing his phone onto the webbing, with D.A.R.C acting as his GPS.

D.A.R.C: "So, where to now?"

Y/n: "Maybe we'll hit up that Alchemax facility *yawn* Tomorrow, I'm tired"

D.A.R.C: "Very well, sleep is important for people with depression"

Y/n: "I wasn't depressed, I was moody. This isn't my first break-up, although I think that isn't something worth bragging"

Y/n then started the motorcycle before finally riding back home.

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