[Y/n POV]

My head hurts, it's like it's been split open by a hammer. I slowly opened my eyes answer I groan awake.

???: "Oh? He's awake, thank goodness

The voice sounds old and exhausted, I try to push myself up, but I felt my hands are webbed together behind my back.

Noir: "Don't try to resist, kid. It's just a safety precaution."

Spider-ham: "Yeah, no hard feelings kid."

I turn my head to the voice and see Noir, Spider-ham, and the spider-mech hanging on the web that's on the ceiling. I noticed on top of the mech was a small anime girl.

Y/n: "So are we having playdates now? Who's kid is that?"

Girl: "I'd watch your mouth if I were you"

The little girl crossed her arms as the Spider-mech displayed a frowning face through its screen.

Peni: "The name's Peni Parker, and for the record, I'm 14."

Y/n: *looks at camera* "You hear that people, she's 14!"

Noir: *whisper* "Who is he talking to?"

Spider-man: "Oh just the readers reading. *waves to camera* Hi! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go wash my hands"

I then turn to the other side as the nice old lady gave me some biscuits and tea.

Old lady: "Here you go, I bet you haven't eaten anything yet."

Y/n: "That I haven't. Thank you, Mrs..."

May: "Parker. May Parker"

Y/n: "Oh...My condolence as well."

May: "Thank you, young man."

Y/n: "I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but I'm going to have a hard time eating with my arms tied behind me, and am I still wearing my mask?"

May: "I can take it off for you if you-"

Y/n: "No, no, please don't, I'm not too comfortable with people seeing my face."

I then heard a doorbell ring but seeing as I'm in some kind of cave I doubt there's a front door here.

May: "Must be some more fans. Hang on, I'll be right back"

Noir: "Don't worry ma'am, we'll keep an eye on him so that he won't do anything stupid"

Y/n: "Oh great, More time with Mr. Addams over there."

May then went to a platform as she took it up. Once she was gone I forced myself up and try to get my hands to be in front.

Y/n: "While I struggle over here why don't we talk about why I'm here."

Peni: "That's why we brought you here. To stop you for causing trouble when the Spider-man here is dead."

Y/n: "Oh come on! Am I that that much of an asshole to do that? *makes hand situation worse* Goddammit!"

Noir: "Well we had to make sure so that-"

Y/n *struggle*"Hold on give me a sec *adjust arms to the front* phew okay, and for your information, I haven't even done anything yet."

Our argument was stopped when we heard the lift coming down, once it arrived it revealed to be May with Peter, Miles...and Gwen.

Miles: "Dude, is yours anything like this?"

Peter: "Mine's like this but take away the jeep, the plane, imagine it way smaller, imagine a futon. I feel sorry for this guy."

Miles, Gwen, and Peter looked around the variety of suits and vehicles that for some reason I didn't see. Peter then went to a picture frame of MJ causing him to sadden his mood.

Miles: "Peter, I think this is a cape."

Once they were done looking around, they made their way to a web graph with Kingpin's picture in the middle along with other pictures of villans connecting to it.

May: "Peter knew how dangerous the job was, but he figured the only one to stop him, is Spider-man.

Miles: "Kingpin knows we're coming, we're going to be outnumbered."

May: "Don't be so sure *hands name tags and markers* you might need these"

(~!!!!!~)

Their spider-sense tingled again as they look up to see 3 sets of eyes have shone through the darkness.

Noir: "Hey, fellas"

Miles: "Is he in black and white?"

Peter: "Where's the wind coming from? We're in a basement."

Noir: "Wherever I go the wind follows, and the wind, smells like rain."

Peni: "Hey guys! Konnichiwa Hajimemaste Yoroshiku."

Peter: "This could literally not get any weirder."

Spider-ham: "It can get weirder!"

Spider-ham then walks towards them dripping from head to toe in water before putting his hand out for a shake.

Spider-ham: I just washed my hands, that's why they're wet. No other reason"

(~!!!!!~)

Spider-men: *gasp* "You're like me"

They then began explaining their origin story.

Noir "My name is Peter Parker."

Peni: "My name is Peni Parker."

Spider-ham: "My name is Peter Porker."

Noir, Peni/Spider-ham: "I was bitten by a Radioactive Spider/Pig."

Noir: "My universe is 1933, and I'm a Private I. I like to drink egg cream and I like to fight Nazis. A lot."

Peni: I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot. And we're best friends, forever."

Noir: "Sometimes I'll burn a match down in my fingertips just to feel something, anything. Awww..."

Spider-ham: "I'm a photographer for the daily Deagle, when I'm not pooching around I'm working like a dog trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic and I dance and I do this with my pants and I-"

Peter: "Ok, enough! So...how did you get here?"

Noir: "Well it's quite a long story."

They got sucked into a portal before getting shot out, into a billboard in Times Square.

Noir: "Ok, maybe not that long."

Peni: "You know, we're just looking to find our way back home."

Noir: "The only way back to our earth is through that collider gizmo thing. However-"

Spider-ham: "One of us has to stay behind to destroy it."

Spider-men: "I'll do it."

Miles: "No, you guys don't get it."

Peni: "Get what?"

The Spider-men then began glitching violently forcing them to the ground in excruciating pain.

Y/n: "Your atoms are tearing themselves apart. Stay any longer you'll be deleted from existence."

The Spiders then turned their heads to me who is sitting casually as I discard my web restraints.

Miles: "Dude! You're here too?"

Y/n: "Yo!"

Miles: "N-Nevermind, look none of you are staying here. I'm gonna be the one to shut the collider down and I will get you all home before I do. Besides, I made a promise, and I have to keep it."

The spiders then stood up slowly as they recover from the glitching

Noir: "Who are you again?"

Peter: "This is Miles, and he's gonna save the Multiverse."

Miles: "Yeah man."

Peter: "This kid can turn invisible, watch this, he can do it now!"

Miles began grunting as he tries hard to do focus on becoming invisible...but nothing happens.

Miles "I can't do it on command."

Peter: "He can't do it on command, but it is cool. Show them the zappy thing, Miles."

Miles then shrieked, trying to replicate the sound of electricity...but nothing happens

Miles: "I can't do it on command."

Peter: "He can't do it...on command, but he can do so much more like, What else can you do?"

Miles: "Just those two things."

Peter: "Just those two things..."

The spider-men looked unamused and doubted all of Peter's claims.

Gwen: "Look I've seen him in action, he's got...potential. I think he could get us home."

Y/n: "Oh boy, this isn't gonna end well."

Noir then began marching around Miles

Noir: "Ok little fella, Kingpin's gonna sell out a mug after ya, and I'm talking hard boys, Real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?"

Miles: "Well I haven't actually fought anyone"

Noir: "Surprise attack!"

Noir swiftly sweep kicks Miles down, catching him off guard

Peni: "Can you rewire a mainframe while getting shot at?"

Miles: "Can I what?"

Peni: "Show me!"

Noir: Surprise attack!"

When Miles was about to stand up, Noir socked him straight in the face, knocking him down again. They then began rapid-firing him with questions.

Gwen: "Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?"

Noir: "Can you close off your feelings so you won't have to be crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?"

May: "Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she could get out of the house, once in a while?"

Y/n: "How does that have anything to do with being spider-man?"

Spider-ham then began floating out of nowhere as he began smelling something, actually *sniff* it smells like pie. Where is that coming from?

Spider-ham: "Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?"

Miles: "What?"

Gwen: "Can you be strong?"

Peni: "Ruthless?"

Y/n: "What the hell is up with kids in the future?"

Gwen: "Disciplined?"

Miles: "I don't know, maybe?"

Peni: "Psychic?"

Noir: "moxie, soldier!"

Gwen: "Above all, no matter how many times you get hit...can you get back up?"

Gwen helps Miles to his feet before squaring up and side kicked him in the chest. He's then pushed around and knocked down by the spider-men as they pressure him to get up, all the while I sip my tea as the atmosphere began shaking. Once I finished my tea, the atmosphere settled down as I look to see Miles has given up while the rest of the spiderlings began talking about him behind his back.

Gwen: "You need to be more honest about this, he's not ready. It's obvious."

Noir: "There's no way, he's just a kid."

Gwen: "But if he can't do this, we have to stay and do it for him."

Noir: "He's looking right at us while we talk about him."

Their conversation stopped when they heard the lift started going up, they look to see Miles invisible as he rides the platform upwards.

Peter: "See that? He ca uh...turn invisible."

[3rd POV]

Their expressions soften up a bit as Miles left the room. The silent room was then filled by the sound of someone clapping slowly, almost sarcastically, they turn to the cause and see Y/n himself clapping with a smug grin on his face.

Y/n: "Bravo...bravo, You just crushed a kid's hopes and dreams. A kid, who by the way, looks up to Spider-man. Truly, a heroic deed."

Gwen: "He wasn't ready, you saw it."

Y/n: "He's starting out becoming Spider-man, you can't expect him to be the best when he can't even control his powers."

Gwen: "We were trying to protect him."

Y/n: "Well as far as I know you four were ganging up on some kid, some protection you're doing."

Gwen: "Look You either shut up and let us do our thing or I shut you up for you."

Peter: "Gwen, stop."

Y/n: "Oh? Is that a challenge?"

Gwen: "I bet you don't even have what it takes to be Spider-man."

Y/n: "If being Spider-man means being like you, I'd rather not be anywhere near that twin-colored onesie."

Gwen: "Grrr..."

Noir: "He's provoking you, lady."

Spider-ham: "Don't let him win."

Y/n: "You know, instead of talking a big game, why don't you just prove it?"

Y/n stood up from the ground before waving his finger at Gwen as if daring her to challenge him. This breaks her composer as Gwen charged before sending a high kick to the side of Y/n's head, but he didn't flinch as the attack was about to connect, she glitched causing her to drop to the ground.

Y/n: "Oh wait, you can't."

Y/n then made his way over to the spider-man suits as he left Gwen to recover. Once he was in front of the suits, he looks to see that his reflection overlaps the suit that's displayed.

Y/n: "I think you're all in over your heads, you're all experienced inter-dimensional travel and you think you're hot shit. Well, you're not."

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He then turned back to the Spider-people. 

Y/n: "Belittle him all you want, that kid is now this world's Spider-man no matter how unready he may be. And since we're all in a disagreement, why don't I just beat it into you?"

Peni: "Sure got a lot of guts to tell us that, after what happened last time."

Y/n: "I wasn't even trying back then. Now's time for Maximum Effort"

Once Gwen recovered, she along with the other Spider-people faced off against Y/n, all except for Peter. 

Peter: "Umm...I think I'm gonna sit this one out."

Gwen was first to attack, charging at Y/n as she delivers a high kick to the side of his head, he ducks under the kick as he swept her leg.

Noir: "Surprise atta-"

Y/n: "Cock shot!"

Noir tried sneaking up, he towered over Y/n as he has his hands raised about to slam it down on Y/n. This gave Y/n the perfect opportunity to punch Noir in the groin, causing him to hunch over and hold the affected area.

Y/n vaulted over Noir as he lands on top of Sp//dr and finds an access port. Once he finds it he places a drive giving him access to Sp//dr's firewall. Before he could tinker with the firewall, Gwen went for a flying kick at him, forcing him off Sp//dr.

Gwen sent a barrage of swift kicks as Y/n moves back, dodging any attacks that may hit him. She then jumped high in the air as she went for a downward flying kick towards Y/n but he side-stepped away.

Spider-ham was his next opponent, pulling out a very large wooden hammer from seemingly nowhere before slamming it down on Y/n. Spider-ham scoffed as he thought he had won as he didn't see Y/n anywhere.

Y/n: "I gotta ask, is this collapsible?"

Spider-ham then looked at the head of the hammer and was surprised to see Y/n casually sitting on it.

Y/n: "Cause if it isn't, how does it fit in your pocket?"

Before Spider-ham registered that Y/n is still ok, Y/n spin kicked him away from the hammer.

Y/n: "Hey Pig I think you forgot something."

Spider-ham recovered from Y/n's kick, only to see a hammer coming down on him, cartoony squishing him before inflating back to his normal shape only very beaten.

Gwen tried to go for one more attack behind Y/n, but he catches on and manage to block her attack before grabbing her arm and throw her over his shoulder and into the ground.

Y/n sent a look over at Peter to see if he'll try anything, but he only raised his hands in surrender. Before he could relax, Sp//dr towered over him and was about to slam down onto him.

Y/n: "And...click"

Sp//dr then suddenly shut down behind Y/n leaving Peni confused but ultimately defeated due to not having powers.

Y/n: "So this is all you are capable of, I bet  Y/n is rolling in his grave right now."

All of the spiders widen their eyes before falling to a sad expression as they laid on the ground in defeat.

Y/n: "Now while you grovel in your defeat, I have a future Spider-man to find."

Y/n then went to the lift to the surface as he went to find Miles.