Julius and RJ were chillin in the park, listening to some music and watching the scenery. Until all of a sudden, Dark RJ walks up to the with a sad expression, head looking down.

RJ: Oh, hey evil! What's up?

He sat down on the ground beside them.

Dark RJ: Oh nothin' really. I just, can't find any women to be with that's all.

Julius: Oh, so you haven't been completely satisfied ever since your heat started?

Dark RJ: *Nods* Yes. Everytime I see a cute girl and I go to talk to them, they either say "Oh I already have a boyfriend" or they get overly protected by someone else.

RJ: I see....

Julius: Well, sorry dude, but we can't really do much to help yah.

Dark RJ: Oh, it's quite alright. I'll just, go somewhere else then....

He gets up sluggishly and walks off, sniffing as some tears roll down his cheeks.

RJ: Poor guy.