Let's make camcorders exist in this one shot for the sake of comedy
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Author's POV

Levi was strolling around the men and women's barracks to make sure no one is sneaking off to do something that's against the rules, which is not leaving the barracks during 11:00 pm - 5:00 am.

He saw a black figure heading towards him limply and went defensive mode. His heart beat raised when he heard alarming discharge of noises coming from the unknown creature.

The sky cleared making the moon visible thus shining it's luminous light on the dark figure. His heart beat returned to it's original state once he saw a tint of red and raven hair.

"Ackerman!?" He said sternly and straightened his posture professionally. "What the hell are you doing! Your the last person I'd ever thought who would've broken the rules, when I explained it during every meeting" he continued his bickering towards Mikasa.

He looked at her directly in the face and saw that she was stuggling to stand and her cheeks are beet red. He streched out his arms to feel her forehead.

"Goddamn it Ackerman! You've got a fever!" He apprehensively exlaimed as she collapsed, unable to support her weight with her weak legs. Levi caught her just in time and rushed her to the infirmary.

Levi felt uneasy, since he knows nothing about Mikasa's current condition. He waited for a few minutes to get updates from the nurse to ease the tense feeling inside of him. He's afraid that something bad might happen to the 'soldier worth of a hundred men'

The door to the nurse's office opened. Levi stood up chanting 'please be okay' in his head lots of times.

"Corporal!" The nurse greeted "You look tense. Don't worry she's just fine, she's just having a high fever for a moment. She just needs rest, so be rest assured"

The weight in his chest lifted off once hearing the positive results. He sighed and decided to check on her tommorow morning and proceeds to his office.

~•~

It was 8:00 in the morning and done his duties for the morning and went to the nurse's office to check on Mikasa.

He walked through the empty halls, since all the cadets were outside doing daily routines and exercises, except Mikasa. His foot steps echoed through the empty halls and heard another set foot steps heading closer. In the distance he saw Eren talking to the nurse earlier, he seemed distressed and immediately ran to the room.

Levi imitates Eren's reaction and ran to the room. Eren was holding Mikasa's hand making Levi feel a strange feeling. Levi eyes twitched indignantly and walked behind Eren.

He noticed Levi's presence and jolted up. "G-good morning, s-sir!" He stuttere while saluting in respect. Eren was suppose to be runnng laps outside instead of sitting with Mikasa.

"At ease, soldier" he informed "You go back to your training, I'll watch over her"

Both teal and gray eyes met contact with each other causing a moment of really awkward silence.

"Ummm.... Are you sure you want to stay with Mikasa?" Levi raised an eyebrow in confusion at Eren's statement. "Cuz' she's a bit off when she's sick"

"What do you mean by that" Levi asked or more like stated.

"Well.........."

Levi grew extremely impatient and yelled "Just tell me gosh darn it!" Making Eren jump on his seat.

"Ok, okay. She acts drunk. There you happy now?" Levi disliked the fact that he's talking like that at a corporal making him furrow his eyebrows.

"I'll be fine" Levi assured "Now give me 100 laps for breaking rules!"

Eren ran from his seat back to the track and ran as Levi said.

He heard Mikasa mumbling, assuming she's awake. She sat up and held her forehead.

"Ackerman? What is the meaning of this? Why were you sick?" Levi had so many questions left unanswered.

She removed her hand from her fore head and looked at Levi in confusion with a red face.

"Who are you? Oh itsh jast yu haichou! Wat ar yu doing here, ahhh I know!!! Your twying to get your beiby hands on may bwother eh?" What? Levu thought as Mikasa kept blabbering drunk words like a drunk would do. I should've listened to Jeager. -_-|||

"Oh you ar aren't yo! Wehehell go get em preverted chibi!!" She nudged me in the shoulder and slapped my face. He laughed sarcastically symbolizing that he regretted everything since yesterday.

"Ackerman, have you consumed any alchohol?" Levi asked, but left his question hanging when she wouldn't stop saying random things. "You shouldn't run awound sechsually abusing people"

He closed in, feeling her warm breath. He sniffed her breath to justify if she had consumed any alcohol, all he smell is jasmine tea"You don't smell like you consumed any alcohol" His sniffing was stopped when Mikasa pulled hair, making Levi gag in pain.

"Eehh, your ish shoft" She said drunk and rubbed his hair gently. Levi had a light blush on his cheeks "Thish ish fun!!!" She rubbed his head harder but not in a painful way.

"I get, I get it"

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"Whatch are yu juing" Mikasa asked unconsciously as Levi held a camcorder directly at Mikasa. Levi thought that it wasn't bad having fun once in a while.

"No one's going to believe me about this, so I'm getting evidence, and it'll be hilarious af" He pressed play and started recording.

"Interview with Mikasa!" Levi exclaimed recieving a 'yehey' from Mikasa.

"Are you a phsycho?"

"I am!"

"Are you a yandere over Eren?"

"I am!"

"Are you drunk?"

"I am!"

"Do you want to make out with me? Just kidding don't answer that"

"Whatever he said, I am!"

Levi stopped recording and chuckled to himself while Mikasa sang a nursery rhyme while rocking back and forth.

"I'm so going to die" He whispered to himself happily.

Mikasa started to breathe heavily and unbutton her shirt. Levi blushed and said "Ackerman? What is the meaning of this!"

"Eehh, I'm sho hot!" She kicked of the blanket exposing her legs. He didn't notice she only wore a polo shirt and shorts.

"Ackerman"

"Are you trying to seduce me?" Levi scanned Mikasa's toned physique, turning him on.

Levi threw the blanket to her face making her move back. He rolled her in thick blankets.

"Hey, why is there a rope here?" He tied the rope around Mikasa, unable for her to do anything but roll around.

"Take thish off!! It'sh hot!!" Levi watched her thrash around the bed much to his amusement. "I am a freaking sadist"

"Haichou!!!" She stopped moving and looked at him gently "Please, heichou" she said as flowers of moe sorround her shining face.

"Like I'm going to shay shomething like that perverted bashtard!!!!" She broke free from the ropes and thick layers of blankets as he responded with a simple 'wow'

She collapsed from the amount of strength it took to break free, but was caught by Levi.

"Levi, please..... take of my clothes" she begged.

"No~pe"

She fell asleep in Levi's arms from the exertion of energy. He brushed Mikasa's bangs to the side giving better vision of her beautiful, red face.
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Ok, that's enough for now.

Thank you for wasting your time reading this and stay tuned for the next one.

Babay!!

-YoDamma