Just a few things about me, Rita Skeeter.

I got married once upon a time, to Christopher Tess. I was in love, he wasn't. We broke up. Technically my full delicious name is Rita Eleanor Skeeter TESS, but I hate the Tess. I consider it an insult.

I used to work for many newspaper companies before Rita Writes. There was indeed the Daily Prophet, the Quibbler, and Witch Weekly. Oh, and there was also a week with The Monier Journal, but that didn't last long.

I have many nicknames. My most favorite is the Queen of the Quills! But I also liked Rita Écrivain. That was good times. But that name became too well known, for various reasons we need not to discuss!

I was born December 14th 1951! Not that how old I am matters, because well, look at me. Do I look a day over 20?

I have been told I have the most gorgeous emerald green eyes. Thank you!

No I'm not an Animagus, but if I were, I'd be a beetle or a lizard! There both so cute!

I used to have a boyfriend, but he broke up with me! It's unfair, but he was simply ennuyeux. His name was Clifford Vrown.

I speak 3 languages. English, French, and Russian.

On my left hand I wear a ring with a picture of a small diamond. It's just a picture sadly, but it means everything to me!

I have written MANY MANY articles!

Including:

Armando Dippet: Master or Moron?

Harry's Tale: Real or Random?

Snape: Scoundrel or Saint?

Then there were a few more well-known ones such as:

Gringotts: Unbreakable, or Not?

Bertha Jorkins: A Lost Friend

Arthur Weasly; Fraud and Forgery

Sirius Black; Murderer or Poet?
(Inside Joke)

Draco Malfoy: D R A C O = D E V I L

I have many friends! Including the Triwizarding Champions!

Back in the day, my dear best friend, Bella (Trixie) Lestrange, and I were the best of the best! Friends never to be broken apart!

I was born two months before her. Exactly. She was born on Valintines Day. I used to call her Trixie Hearts, but that died down after a couple of glares.