Rita-chan: HAIIII EVERYONE!!!! Well I'm feeling much better now. Great news! I pulled my grades up so I'm happy again!! :3

2pN. Brazil: that's good news to hear. So admin I have a question for you, WILL YOU TELL SCOTLAND TO STOP STEALING ALL OF MY FAVORITE CIGARETTES?!

Rita-chan: FUCK NO! THEY ARE BAD FOR YOU DUMDUM! Anyways...I had a question that is seriously bugging me. And I'm hoping you guys can help me. Here's the question:

WHY THE FUCK DOES POLAND CROSSDRESS?! I mean in all honesty, Poland passes off as a chica perfectly. Because when I frost started watching Hetalia, I had to keep asking my friends if Poland was a dude or not.

Rio de Janeiro:...*sweat drops*...umm Rita-chan, please calm down.

Rita Silva: I can crossdress too!! *runs off and poofs back but is cosplaying as Levi* ...tch. I'm corporal midget and I like to have everything clean!

Corporal Levi Ackerman: *is standing behind Rita Silva getting pissed* Damn right I do, brat. Go and run until you drop.

Rita Silva:...*walks away* fucking short jerk asshole midget.