Madam Hooch: Children, children, gather 'round for your first flying lesson please!

Students: *collectively assemble in a line, each next to a broom*

Madam Hooch: Now, hold your hand over your broom and say "up"!

Maple and Phoebe: Up!

*Maple's broom stays put but Phoebe's shoots into her hand*

Phoebe: *clambers into her broom and almost immediately starts rising*

Madam Hooch: Come down this instant!

Maple: *stares as Phoebe flies higher*

Phoebe: Tell them how I... am defying... gravity

Phoebe: I'm flying high, defying gravity! And soon I'll match them in renown...

Maple, joining Phoebe because she loves this part: And nobody, in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring... me...

Phoebe and Maple, in a really high pitched tone that lasts awhile: Down!!!!

Another muggleborn: I hope you're happy!

Three more muggleborns: Look at her! She's wicked! Get her!

Phoebe and Maple: *takes a breath* Bring... me... down!!!!

All the muggleborns and some halfbloods: No one mourns the wicked! So we've got... to... bring... her...

Phoebe and Maple: AhAhAhAh!!!

Phoebe, Maple, all the muggleborns and some of the halfbloods: DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

Maple: *uses a stick or or something to bang on and does the final note*

Purebloods:

Madam Hooch:

Purebloods: What the heck was that...

Madam Hooch: Detention. All of you. But good job, that is one of the most lively first lessons I've had in a while.

Did you guys like it? I'm a huge Wicked and Broadway in general fan. This is inspired by a head canon I've seen multiple times on Pinterest.